Author Topic: The Banana is Back! (Read 5706 times)

sluggers · « **on:** March 15, 2012, 09:54:59 PM »

What the hell is Chris Pastras smoking?

Those boards are fun to ride for thirty seconds and then you remember how much they suck.

http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/story/_/id/7686948/product-stereo-sound-agency-vinyl-cruiser

escapistfool · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2012, 10:16:28 PM »

J.Lee still pushes sexy as fuck.

LOU.502 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2012, 10:33:35 PM »

Quote from: clamy on March 15, 2012, 10:06:48 PM

they should focus more on releasing that video and paying their riders.

lame.

i guess its super trendy to not put out any footage ever and pay their riders in peanuts.

sluggers · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2012, 12:39:16 AM »

Chris probably hopes he can get some of that Wal-Mart and Toys R Us money with this and hopefully spread it around.

Narcissus · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2012, 12:56:05 AM »

Buy Jack Sabback a Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

apad88 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2012, 03:29:24 AM »

Oh look a gimmicky cruiser how original.

jacquesknife · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2012, 04:16:03 AM »

No one looks like they are enjoying themselves in that video.

All those plastic cruisers are set to be 'big' this summer. Ca$hing in

sluggers · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2012, 05:01:47 AM »

At least reinvent it a little.

A plastic double tail deck with thick fat wheels might be fun to mess around with.

Seamus_McShamebag · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2012, 09:39:31 AM »

That video inspired me to go get whacked out of my skull on caffeine at a non-corporate coffee shop and then skip to a locally owned used book store and spend the next hour and a half masturbating in the philosophy section.

Does anybody know where I can get a front yard sex offender sign that's manufactured using only recycled materials?

mooraga · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2012, 08:53:04 PM »

Quote from: Seamus_McShamebag on March 16, 2012, 09:39:31 AM

That video inspired me to go get whacked out of my skull on caffeine at a non-corporate coffee shop and then skip to a locally owned used book store and spend the next hour and a half masturbating in the philosophy section.

Does anybody know where I can get a front yard sex offender sign that's manufactured using only recycled materials?

so good

layzieyez · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2012, 09:02:49 PM »

My first skateboard was a fiberglass banana board I got from a baptist church in Ko'olau. I learned how to push fast and do wheelies. That was so much fun. This does not look fun.

svilleantigo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2012, 09:08:14 PM »

A Visual Sound is such an awesome video.

Facehead · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2012, 09:42:31 PM »

Quote from: Seamus_McShamebag on March 16, 2012, 09:39:31 AM

Does anybody know where I can get a front yard sex offender sign that's manufactured using only recycled materials?

As if I'd tell you.

fulfillthedream · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2012, 12:33:15 AM »

these seem to the the trend now a days. with those penny cruisers coming back and globe making one too, it's not surprising a skate company got in on it at first. no thanks though i'll stick to my zip-zinger for my cruising.

rs312 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2012, 01:28:54 AM »

Quote from: fulfillthedream on March 18, 2012, 12:33:15 AM

these seem to the the trend now a days. with those penny cruisers coming back and globe making one too, it's not surprising a skate company got in on it at first. no thanks though i'll stick to my zip-zinger for my cruising.

I'd rather get a zip-zinger.

foureyedjim · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2012, 02:26:26 AM »

Quote from: rs312 on March 18, 2012, 01:28:54 AM

Quote from: fulfillthedream on March 18, 2012, 12:33:15 AM
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these seem to the the trend now a days. with those penny cruisers coming back and globe making one too, it's not surprising a skate company got in on it at first. no thanks though i'll stick to my zip-zinger for my cruising.
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I'd rather get a zip-zinger.

I liked my 3 year old zip zinger, but i switched to a bigger/wider 5boro cruiser. It's a lot easier to do ollies on and it's not really much heavier.

fulfillthedream · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2012, 08:43:35 AM »

Quote from: foureyedjim on March 18, 2012, 02:26:26 AM

Quote from: rs312 on March 18, 2012, 01:28:54 AM
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Quote from: fulfillthedream on March 18, 2012, 12:33:15 AM
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these seem to the the trend now a days. with those penny cruisers coming back and globe making one too, it's not surprising a skate company got in on it at first. no thanks though i'll stick to my zip-zinger for my cruising.
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I'd rather get a zip-zinger.
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I liked my 3 year old zip zinger, but i switched to a bigger/wider 5boro cruiser. It's a lot easier to do ollies on and it's not really much heavier.

yeah the wood cruisers are fun as hell to pop with.

trannies and mannies · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2012, 09:49:22 AM »

Ive skated one of these and im not really a fan, theyre really hard to control and the wheels and bearings arent the greatest. I wouldnt be surprised if these things are what is keeping stereo afloat.

grimcity · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2012, 10:41:31 AM »

They were giving these away at Agenda so I snagged one... they're fun for what they are, but from what I've seen they cost more than what they're worth (same with Penny). It's kinda neat riding a board like this with sealed bearings.

sluggers · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2012, 10:48:29 AM »

Quote from: grimcity on March 18, 2012, 10:41:31 AM

They were giving these away at Agenda so I snagged one... they're fun for what they are, but from what I've seen they cost more than what they're worth (same with Penny). It's kinda neat riding a board like this with sealed bearings.

Stop being an industry whore.

It is not "neat riding a" banana board no matter what the fuck you say.

Wall of Nausea · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2012, 11:03:25 AM »

Quote from: sluggers on March 15, 2012, 09:54:59 PM

What the hell is Chris Pastras smoking?

Those boards are fun to ride for thirty seconds and then you remember how much they suck.

http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/story/_/id/7686948/product-stereo-sound-agency-vinyl-cruiser

faggoty with equal faggoty music

TheDonutFather · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2012, 07:43:21 PM »

The Hundreds make them actually look fun.

MaryhillVibe · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2012, 08:15:48 PM »

Just looks like a short plastic longboard if you ask me.

frank · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2012, 09:00:09 PM »

i only watched because i thought pastras was actually smoking something funky in the video. he wasn't smoking nuthin. thanks ass hole

grimcity · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:36:04 AM »

Quote from: sluggers on March 18, 2012, 10:48:29 AM

It is not "neat riding a" banana board no matter what the fuck you say.

YA HUH IT IS, TOO

pica · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2012, 11:27:32 AM »

well it's perfect for the hipster cruiser market.

dankradschwag · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2012, 12:06:39 PM »

i could only imagine danny renaud drunkenly skating in this commercial calling everyone hipster fags or something

trannies and mannies · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2012, 12:42:55 PM »

^ If that existed i would go ahead and buy one

velocirapedher · « **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:22:54 AM »

I like my my stereo cruiser it makes bombing big hill harder and more dangerous so long as you keep the trucks way too loose.

foureyedjim · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:52:35 AM »

Some people gravitate towards shit like this so they can film a "vinyl cruiser" montage to show off how good they are gimping themselves riding a super small board.

Although there was a berrics off the grid with zared basset and he was skating in the rain with a vinyl cruiser.

Author Topic: The Banana is Back! (Read 5706 times)

apad88

foureyedjim

trannies and mannies

dankradschwag

trannies and mannies

foureyedjim