Penny skateboards as a lifestyle choice

[brent]

why are tiny plastic boards more fun than a regular one? or a long one?

[augustmoon]

beautiful girls might be getting into skateboarding.  life is rough. 

[TheDonutFather]

why are tiny plastic boards more fun than a regular one? or a long one?

Aren't those supposed to have a smoother ride? Being that skating is so HOT right now and long boards look extra faggy then I guess that's why.

I'd LOVE to get some of these chicks that smile at me when I'm skating in their neighborhoods on my penis. Then on a some type of skateboard, whatever.

[ThirtyYearsYoung]

and here i was thinking this was a thread about a tom penny interview...

Exactly what I expected. Severe disappointment.

[Tufty]

 The industry never fails to dissapoint you and break new barriers of corniness. Post-modernism at its finest.

[sid vicious]

i work in a shop that sells penny's..........sadly it's one of the only things that sells due to pro deck sales being slower..........it's really frustrating selling to hipsters and kooks in general who have no interest in skating other than to use the board as a status fashion accessory.

i'd be all for it if these beanie, rolled up pant, baseball shirt wearing homo's changed there gig and used a penny as a stepping stone and started skating proper decks eventually,  but they don't.

the funny thing is this plastic board phase will be lucky to last another 12 months and i bet the folks at penny have geared themselves thinking it's gonna last forever, massive warehouses & tonnes of staff.

[Big Skatefase]

super fruity cherry mango ass hipster shit.

vintage station wagon ☑

vintage camera ☑

acoustic guitar ☑

vintage bicycle  ☑

fedora ☑

fuck outta here

those bitches could get it tho son. drop those surfer lames and chill with da god. we'll get some dorito tacos and watch  photosynthesis. then afterwards i'll give you the best (or worst) 5 minutes of your life. i'll be the worst mistake you ever made in your life.real shit.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

beanie, rolled up pant, baseball shirt wearing homo's

you just described 90% of skaters around here

[LOU.502]

i wish someone had firebombed that park they were in.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

meh, twas better than the new nike ad

[jgonzalez]

There's a formula here.


Despite J Lee's star status. no ladies.

[ollienorth]

this is the "useless wooden toy banter" section. why would you post these plastic toys

[tortfeasor]

wow what a misleading title for a thread.


 west coast,  please get some control over your hipsters i would prefer not to see these 'pennys' back east

[matty_c]

i bought my girlfriend a z flex from this shop that was closing down.  often i will steal it and take it down to the pub or the bottle shop.  it's fucked though, sometimes i see guys that i don't know on skateboards and it's embarrassing for me. 


also, have you heard of these diamond flex boards?  i would totally buy one.


i guess what im trying to say is it's fun as fuck skating cruisers sometimes, time an a place nahmeen
i think if you just limit yourself to one thing you're gonna miss out on something.  fuck, my buddy stole an electric skateboard the other day and we played with it for ages skating a quarter at my house.  had a blast.  i got other mates that buy these fucking drop through luge boards, i would never buy one but they're gnarly man, they go much faster than a normal board.

[oyolar]

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Butt fuck more chicks

[close]

Word.

[pica]

this is the perfect setup to sit in the grass and get stoned.

[ricky36975]

God damn I hate Globe and everything they stand for.

[DEDBBIS]

What is the association between these cruiser promo videos and yellow saturation

[ricky36975]

What is the association between these cruiser promo videos and yellow saturation

appeal to hipsters

[slickrick]

i dont trust anyone where they have the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car....

if you look hard its the right side

[AssBandit]

Since when did diamond hardware go all country?  This shit is spreading like a virus.  

Hopefully this will bring out all the cool guys that always say, 'i used to skate' back on boards now that you can roll on your walmart board and have it be a legit skateboardlifestyle.  

[Mad Lauder]

Since when did diamond hardware go all country?  This shit is spreading like a virus.  

Hopefully this will bring out all the cool guys that always say, 'i used to skate' back on boards now that you can roll on your walmart board and have it be a legit skateboardlifestyle.  

Its not the same company.