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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #60 on: March 29, 2012, 05:04:39 PM »
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going for average looking girls usually works out best anyway

The super hot chicks just jump from cock to cock getting free shit on the way, the average looking girls are actual people
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I just spat milk all over the monitor because of this comment.



For reals, i haven't read something so depressing in a while.
Dude must love that kraft box mac n cheese.
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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #61 on: March 29, 2012, 05:33:27 PM »
I saw this billboard and totally thought it was his wife.



Then I found out this advertisement was from the 90's.  She does sort of look like a "model type", if that makes any sense.

Either way, congrats!



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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #62 on: March 29, 2012, 07:04:08 PM »
Congrats to him! But is he crying in that one pic? Also that girl is not an ogre.

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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #63 on: March 29, 2012, 08:18:28 PM »
Everyone chill! 

She is way hotter than the last one;



i like Spanky but man that was painful..     
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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2012, 02:24:55 AM »
She does sort of look like a "model type", if that makes any sense.

She has done 'real' modelling: http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/Nina_Milner/photos/

They look happy. Congrats.

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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2012, 08:43:01 AM »
Aw man, now all the kids at the skatepark are gonna get married.

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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2012, 10:33:10 AM »
I think she has a potential to be cute in a weird way. Good for him. They probably get along really well, even though they look like an odd couple.

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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2012, 10:55:44 AM »
Actually, I never regret posting shit on here, but I do regret that.  That was mean, especially to say about someone's wedding photos.  I'm sure someone out there would think my wife and I are weird looking too, and while I could give a fuck about, and encourage jokes, it was not nice of me to say that about their wedding photo.
maybe you will feel better if you just post said photo in here and let us all mess with it.

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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #68 on: April 01, 2012, 06:46:27 AM »
mazal tov!

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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #69 on: April 01, 2012, 08:15:09 AM »
congrats to him! something about girls with short hair is incredibly attractive.

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Re: spanky got hitched.
« Reply #70 on: April 01, 2012, 10:23:08 PM »
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Actually, I never regret posting shit on here, but I do regret that.  That was mean, especially to say about someone's wedding photos.  I'm sure someone out there would think my wife and I are weird looking too, and while I could give a fuck about, and encourage jokes, it was not nice of me to say that about their wedding photo.
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maybe you will feel better if you just post said photo in here and let us all mess with it.


C'mon hate we post shit about other's penis'. That's a bit more at home than a significant other now.

Have a good time, it's the internet.
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