Author Topic: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars? (Read 3064 times)

mcpeepants · « **on:** March 30, 2012, 10:51:00 AM »

The Mega Millions is up to $640 Million... http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-03-29/megamillions-jackpot/53872762/1?AID=4992781&PID=4003003&SID=1khp72kk6h4qz

I got a couple tickets.. I'll probably win and die in a catastrophic accident on the way to claim my money.

What would you do with it if you won?

floop · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:00:33 AM »

go to vegas and put it all on black

friendly dave · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:10:15 AM »

I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chick at the same time.

Unbridled Technical Precision · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:27:04 AM »

I would harvest the organs of young children and watch their eyes fade to grey as I'm doing it.

mcpeepants · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:30:18 AM »

Quote from: friendly dave on March 30, 2012, 11:10:15 AM

I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chick at the same time.

gnar'd

I was wondering how long it'd take for that quote.

frisco · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:34:19 AM »

Quote from: friendly dave on March 30, 2012, 11:10:15 AM

I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chick at the same time.

/thread

chockfullofthat · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:22:42 PM »

I'd quit working immediately and procreate as many times as possible. Then when I become infertile I'll take what money I have left and flee to the Caribean where I'd stare at the horizon, drunk on rum, feeling no sense of responsibility for the children I helped create for the rest of my days.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:30:48 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Carroll_(lottery_winner)

Big Skatefase · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:40:00 PM »

some bones swiss ceramics

baller ass shit.

Monty Burns · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:55:42 PM »

Open a restaurant , no limits in gear or produce . Own and work at it while getting good friends to work there too . giving them alot of creative controle over food and wine .

Skate companies . Boards , shoes , clothes . Giving alot of dudes that dont have , but deserve a paycheck and pro models .

travel alot ,

give money to charity

buy a small island and fill it with a harem of women , private skatepark and something ells fun ...

sleepypancakes · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:10:39 PM »

Quote from: Big Skatefase on March 30, 2012, 12:40:00 PM

some bones swiss ceramics

baller ass shit.

hahha this.

and never work, ever again. Unless I were to open my own skate shop, which would be a given if I had that money.

brent · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:12:34 PM »

i would buy all the pants in the world, every pair of pants and just burn 'em

Yushin Okami · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:52:58 PM »

I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...

PTDK · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:06:42 PM »

Travel.

chockfullofthat · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:35:25 PM »

Quote from: Yushin Okami on March 30, 2012, 02:52:58 PM

I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...

I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2012, 04:53:04 PM »

Quote from: chockfullofthat on March 30, 2012, 03:35:25 PM

Quote from: Yushin Okami on March 30, 2012, 02:52:58 PM
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...

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I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.

blaspheme!

Pearl · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:29:00 PM »

Quote from: chockfullofthat on March 30, 2012, 03:35:25 PM

Quote from: Yushin Okami on March 30, 2012, 02:52:58 PM
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...

[close]

I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.

I mean, she's not even asian.

Tufty · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:37:04 PM »

Travel, skateboarding

or buy guns and organize a full on revolution

pancake man · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:38:24 PM »

Hookers and blow

lem · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:52:41 PM »

Quote from: chockfullofthat on March 30, 2012, 03:35:25 PM

Quote from: Yushin Okami on March 30, 2012, 02:52:58 PM
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...

[close]

I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.

You obviously don't know how cute she really is. Our brothers at the bodybuilding forum agree with us. You might remember them from their talk about Shane O'Neil and his girlfriend.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=134644791&page=1

oyolar · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2012, 06:16:43 PM »

This:

Quote from: Monty Burns on March 30, 2012, 12:55:42 PM

Open a restaurant , no limits in gear or produce . Own and work at it while getting good friends to work there too . giving them alot of creative controle over food and wine .

Skate companies . Boards , shoes , clothes . Giving alot of dudes that dont have , but deserve a paycheck and pro models .

travel alot ,

give money to charity

buy a small island and fill it with a harem of women , private skatepark and something ells fun ...

, this:

Quote from: brent on March 30, 2012, 01:12:34 PM

i would buy all the pants in the world, every pair of pants and just burn 'em

Pay off my school loans and buy a house or two somewhere cool and pay a bunch of my favorite bands to play at the housewarming party.

DaSk8D00D · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:22:36 PM »

fuck all that lame shit nigga im buying out SLAP and making my self admin! i aint gon do none of the real work of course but id surely flaunt my new-found status all over the forums.

SteamyRayVaughan · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:33:40 PM »

buy a sick-ass hasselblad with all the fixins. build a bam-esque skate complex. a nice skateable pool and a nice wide mini in the basement. bring in our favorite bands for shows. garbage bags chock full of the finest herbage possible. a softserve ice cream machine. everflowing red stag and coca cola. have all the bros live there and let the good times roll

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:41:30 PM »

I always said that if I won the lottery I would pay some really good mechanics to go in the middle of the night and replace my friend's original volkswagen beetle engine with a porsche one so that when he pushed the gas peddle in the morning he would get a get a funny surprise. but he sold it so now I would have to buy him another one first.

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:45:59 PM »

buttfuck all the hot porn stars that haven't done an anal scene

DeerTay · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2012, 08:33:14 PM »

Coke.

Kristi Yamaguchi · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2012, 08:57:27 PM »

Buy my grandmother a house, smoke mad weed, travel the world, get a decent penthouse for myself, do ignorant rich nigga shit, finance some independent films, etc. Then I'd give the rest away. It's really unnecessary to have that much money.

BuddyPal · « **Reply #27 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:05:56 PM »

i would rent a 2 bedroom home, work at grocery store, go to community college, drive a 02 honda civic,get an ok looking girlfriend, buy storebrand food, and meth, lots and lots of meth

Omamori · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:07:22 PM »

1) Invest and save, to reach about a billion
2) Continue going to school, pay in full
3) Travel the world with friends
4) Pay off any family bills
5) Buy a classic Mini Cooper, 40's and 50's Cadillac, and house some where with a lot of land
6) Start a foundation to help people

ivegotlevitation · « **Reply #29 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:10:33 PM »

I would never work again, invest in real estate, keep skateboarding and move to New York City.

Author Topic: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars? (Read 3064 times)

Pearl

DaSk8D00D

BuddyPal

ivegotlevitation