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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2012, 09:23:57 PM »
buttfuck all the hot porn stars that haven't done an anal scene

im assuming you are an alexis texas fan?

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2012, 04:18:47 AM »
buttfuck all the hot porn stars that haven't done an anal scene
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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2012, 05:52:44 AM »
I'll probably have so much fun that it will lead to my death at a very young age.
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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2012, 09:10:27 AM »
buy all the ad space on a major tv station and air my own fucked up show for the commercials

buy a house

constantly go on skate trips with the crew

finance my own public skatepark and snake everyone

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2012, 09:34:37 AM »
I'd pay Dydrek to stop making TV shows, and with the money left over I'd get some smokes.

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2012, 09:49:39 AM »

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2012, 03:20:23 PM »
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...

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I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP.  She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.

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Not true. This is the first time I saw it and ive been staring at that gif for a good 2 minutes, I wanna marry her.


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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2012, 05:10:13 PM »
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...

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I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP.  She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.
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Not true. This is the first time I saw it and ive been staring at that gif for a good 2 minutes, I wanna marry her.



dont get me wrong, the girls definitely attractive and that gif is cute but really? yall act like she the baddest bitch in the world or somethin. you can see girls of that caliber at the mall or on facebook anyday

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2012, 05:19:53 PM »
some bones swiss ceramics  8)


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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2012, 09:10:00 PM »
Buy a mansion, some hookers, and some drugs, then proceed to "win".

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2012, 09:33:34 PM »
Kill all the people I dislike, you can get away with stuff like that if you have that much money.

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2012, 10:04:04 PM »

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2012, 02:58:20 AM »
fuck all that lame shit nigga im buying out SLAP and making my self admin! i aint gon do none of the real work of course but id surely flaunt my new-found status all over the forums.

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2012, 12:25:40 PM »
like somebody ells said  , fund movies 


Make a film company that makes films I want to see , remakes of shit movies to make them good .  some sci fi shit that never got made .
independent stuff thats not getting maid because It wont make money , lets make it now profit or none profit

Same with music ,  all those good bands who cant get a record deal , well now they can !

fund painters and artists , have my own art gallerie in some big city , looking for small artists who should make it big


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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2012, 12:50:18 PM »
^ I like your thinking, Monty  :)
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.


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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2012, 01:04:04 PM »
like somebody ells said  , fund movies 


Make a film company that makes films I want to see , remakes of shit movies to make them good .  some sci fi shit that never got made .
independent stuff thats not getting maid because It wont make money , lets make it now profit or none profit

Same with music ,  all those good bands who cant get a record deal , well now they can !

fund painters and artists , have my own art gallerie in some big city , looking for small artists who should make it big


Nice. Hopefully put Bill Murray in a couple of those films.
the man is a god

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Re: What Would You Do With Half a Billion Dollars?
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2012, 06:16:24 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_(lottery_winner)
This guy's life went into the shitter after winning