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Personal Hell
« on: March 31, 2012, 10:06:36 AM »
I was wondering what different people's idea of their own personal hell would be while I was watching a colt cannon part in bonus round.

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2012, 10:25:56 AM »
Mine would be being locked inside of a house with a load of evangelists...as well as that really annoying guy (The Skate Troll?) that posts here who moans about Italy and people not turning on their webcams.

the horror.

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2012, 10:35:55 AM »
Being forced to watch How I met your mother
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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2012, 10:42:48 AM »
 Having to deliver three programming projects within 2 weeks

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2012, 10:58:24 AM »
buried alive like in kill bill

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2012, 11:17:28 AM »
any of you guys hear of torture  ?

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2012, 11:20:13 AM »
- locked in a box full of dill pickle scented air fresheners

- getting caught in a bro-pit during a papa roach concert in the middle of the sahara desert

- being asphyxiated under a shit-torrent of chastity bono's con queso diarrhea

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2012, 11:51:13 AM »
every waking moment of my life......SIKE
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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2012, 12:06:31 PM »
Being tied to a chair at a poison concert being forced to listen to their whole discography and for some reason cheering even though I would be crying on the inside.

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2012, 12:10:34 PM »
Being hungover without a car to drive home, in a house full of cats unable to go back to sleep at 6am laying in bed next to slag I fucked last night without a condom who had pissed the bed at some point and then stole the blanket I used to cover the piss.  This was a low point haha.


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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2012, 01:41:26 PM »
Santorum becomes president and takes away the porn.

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2012, 01:57:41 PM »
- Forced to take courses on Intelligent Design
- All truck brands are gone except Tensor
- North Louisiana

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2012, 02:01:08 PM »
- locked in a box full of dill pickle scented air fresheners

- getting caught in a bro-pit during a papa roach concert in the middle of the sahara desert

- being asphyxiated under a shit-torrent of chastity bono's con queso diarrhea

hahaha Papa FUCKING Roach whoa bro slow down hahaha.

Seriously I think we are living in Hell. Thats why we've had people like Rosa Parks, Bob Marley, John Lennon, Ghandi, Martin Luther King Jr...theres no more people like that anymore. Our planet is corrupt as fuck!

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2012, 02:41:09 PM »

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2012, 02:42:48 PM »
Having this hair cut
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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2012, 02:50:35 PM »
Being forced to watch How I met your mother
That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2012, 05:03:14 PM »
i always thought that being crammed into some sort of box in a very unorthodox position forever & ever would definitely suck. Ill go with that

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2012, 05:48:17 PM »
not being able to jerk off...





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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2012, 08:10:27 PM »
Being forced to watch How I met your mother
That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.

^I secretly watch that shit sometimes.

I think it is mainly because I have developed a thing for the actress who plays Robin.


+That chick has such a gross figure. 4real. So unhealthy! (looks shopped, actually)

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2012, 08:13:23 PM »
- All truck brands are gone except Tensor

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2012, 08:21:28 PM »
Being forced to watch How I met your mother
That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2012, 08:48:00 PM »
Being forced to watch How I met your mother
That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.
the whole premise has been done before and barney is the worst character ever, but its still not as bad as friends

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2012, 08:58:26 PM »
Waking up in a crowd of juggalos.

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2012, 10:12:12 PM »
The renaissance festival is my personal hell. Those people that are all into character are insane and tell the worst fucking jokes!
Everyone told me the food was great so we waited in line longer than we should just for it to run out on us and for the guy to tell us he cant give us our 2nd choice cause thats not his line. If I was stuck there for 24 hours id kill myself.

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2012, 11:31:00 PM »
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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2012, 05:44:22 AM »
- North Louisiana

Most of western Louisiana too.

Being fat and having really bad skin

Having an accident that would basically render my body useless but my mind staying sharp

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2012, 05:52:24 AM »
i always thought that being crammed into some sort of box in a very unorthodox position forever & ever would definitely suck. Ill go with that



Gareth Williams, left, was discovered naked inside a red North Face holdall, like this one, right, which was padlocked on the outside and placed inside  his bath

Whilst reading about this M16 spies death in the Metro yesterday I started sweating imagining being in that bag. Fuck that.

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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2012, 06:19:03 AM »
Being forced to watch How I met your mother
That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.

hol up, are you sure you're still black?
Yeah I'm still black and I watch Friends too.  Similar to Strike A Pose's situation I have a thing for Alyson Hannigan, the actress that plays the character "Lily". I find her to be extremely attractive.                                                                                                                               
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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2012, 06:24:59 AM »
That bag doesn't sound fun.

But, I'd go with eating everything at a formal Chinese New Year dinner over and over again.
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Re: Personal Hell
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2012, 09:43:20 AM »
eating large amounts of celery