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5boro just turned corpo
« on: April 06, 2012, 01:03:04 PM »
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 01:11:31 PM »
your a fucktard if you watched that and felt like 5boro turned corpo. Just because you abbreviate a word doesnt mean you know what it even means. Stop spreading this shriveled up burnt match stick looking clowns attempts at cashing in on skating. The only one "selling out" here is the one posting videos like this online.

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 01:18:47 PM »
Yeah... so a former employee of Rodriguez is Wayne's trainer.... Dude is able to get decks.  That's it.


Onto more important things from the video

The host- "My people are calling your people."  Haha what?

Miniramp in an Escalade?  Hahaha, ok.

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 01:23:40 PM »
your a fucktard if you watched that and felt like 5boro turned corpo. Just because you abbreviate a word doesnt mean you know what it even means. Stop spreading this shriveled up burnt match stick looking clowns attempts at cashing in on skating. The only one "selling out" here is the one posting videos like this online.

wow you are really stupid... 5boro is obviously enjoying the attention they are getting through providing him with free boards or they wouldn't have put him in their own video.  thank you for proving my own point.  and just because you use the title of an anti hero video to insult me doesn't mean you are not a fucking idiot.
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 01:25:35 PM »
a miniramp in an escalade?
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 01:33:58 PM »
your a fucktard if you watched that and felt like 5boro turned corpo. Just because you abbreviate a word doesnt mean you know what it even means. Stop spreading this shriveled up burnt match stick looking clowns attempts at cashing in on skating. The only one "selling out" here is the one posting videos like this online.

wow you are really stupid... 5boro is obviously enjoying the attention they are getting through providing him with free boards or they wouldn't have put him in their own video.  thank you for proving my own point.  and just because you use the title of an anti hero video to insult me doesn't mean you are not a fucking idiot.
Hell yeah 5boro is enjoying the attention they're getting through him having a 5boro board. Its free marketing to masses of people, 5boro hasn't changed anything about the company in what, 16 years? Except team riders. Whether you like it or not 5boro is getting bigger and more popular and accessible. Boofuckinghoo, it happens all the time. I'm all for Steve and Nardelli to get some huge exposure, those guys are sick.

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 01:35:12 PM »
your a fucktard if you watched that and felt like 5boro turned corpo. Just because you abbreviate a word doesnt mean you know what it even means. Stop spreading this shriveled up burnt match stick looking clowns attempts at cashing in on skating. The only one "selling out" here is the one posting videos like this online.

wow you are really stupid... 5boro is obviously enjoying the attention they are getting through providing him with free boards or they wouldn't have put him in their own video.� thank you for proving my own point.� and just because you use the title of an anti hero video to insult me doesn't mean you are not a fucking idiot.

aye, shut the fuck up.

don't start threads unless the shit means something. and no matter how you can justify it in your head, i assure you, this thread is fucking meaningless.

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 01:55:33 PM »
This thread could use a little more... dolphins!








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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2012, 02:56:09 PM »
Oldie but a goodie.


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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 03:06:00 PM »
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 03:07:02 PM »
AWWWW DOLPHINNSSSS <3 <3 <3

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 03:39:09 PM »
Torres and Nieratko had a funny dig at the guys at fboro and Zoo York for being from New Jersey:

http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/blog/_/post/7774788/rodney-torres-starts-torro-skateboards

'Zoo Jersey' and '5 Counties' represent!

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2012, 04:09:48 PM »
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2012, 04:46:27 PM »

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2012, 08:24:17 PM »
you can't have a dolphin thread without this..
Skateboarding is like jacking-off, it's that good- Jeremy Klein

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2012, 09:17:05 PM »
If you haven't seen this before, it might blow your mind.




This one is good too:



Oh, and the OP sucks shit. Don't talk ass about Conan.
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2012, 09:47:21 PM »
dolphins are corpo too
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2012, 05:17:18 AM »
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2012, 08:31:02 AM »
who forged "sweethearts", grade 6 diploma hahaha , 5boro is dope .
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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2012, 01:08:45 PM »

Selling out? Corpo?
You missed this I guess, it is the new 5Boro video. It has got some skateboarding in it. You may need to take a look:
"I don't know what my appeal is. I can see I've got blue eyes and don't look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame but I can't understand the fuss."


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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2012, 05:04:25 PM »


"Blowhole penetration" is a real thing that dolphins do to each other? gettin' weeeeiiirrrd

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« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2012, 08:12:43 PM »


Catching some gnarly air out the water

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2012, 01:21:58 AM »


"Blowhole penetration" is a real thing that dolphins do to each other? gettin' weeeeiiirrrd
"he fucked....him... in the.... head."
as to paraphrase ricky gervais, or maybe even quote
literally ( about the dolphins
and figuratively all the slap posters after seeing that image
I skateboard, fuck da poleeeeece

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2012, 02:35:04 AM »
I fuckin hate lil Wayne.

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Re: 5boro just turned corpo
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2012, 02:47:09 AM »
Well, that wasn't interesting...

On another matter, does that Tim Brodhagen guy have the smuggest face since George Clooney?