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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2012, 12:26:54 AM »
how the hell are we supposed to read that?

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2012, 12:30:22 AM »
obviously everyone in the thread had no trouble reading it, quit bitchin

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2012, 01:19:52 AM »
hyped this is up on here mine still hasnt come in the post
We all knew berra would take it like a little girl, what astonishes me is that they even put him on the dc team

surley its obvious by now, berras not on DC, the berrics is

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2012, 03:12:50 AM »
hahahah oh steve...  ;D

great post!

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2012, 04:35:17 AM »
I have much more respect now for this kid after he got Berra kicked off. Awesome move.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2012, 09:39:00 AM »
wait . . . is Chris Ortiz really Dylan's stepdad? It's kinda hard to tell whether that little factoid was a joke or not . ..



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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2012, 10:07:37 AM »
Thank god people like Dill/AVE and Dylan are regulating parts of the skateboarding industry.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2012, 10:24:50 AM »
Thank god people like Dill/AVE and Dylan are regulating parts of the skateboarding industry.



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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2012, 10:36:38 AM »
yeah theres some definite berra meme fodder in there.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2012, 11:59:52 AM »
Before reading this, I would've just spooned Dylan Rieder. Now, I'd go all the way.
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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2012, 12:06:39 PM »
Dill is awsome .

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2012, 12:12:06 PM »
this is fucking awesome. and the juliette lewis quote about the "backside lipslide down a double kinked handrail" made me laugh so hard.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2012, 12:32:24 PM »
After not really liking Dill for the last 5 or 6 six years or so, I can say now that he has officially won my heart.
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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2012, 12:40:09 PM »
Before reading this, I would've just spooned Dylan Rieder. Now, I'd go all the way.

Hahaha

True though...

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2012, 01:00:43 PM »
After not really liking Dill for the last 5 or 6 six years or so, I can say now that he has officially won my heart.
seriously though, this interview and his footage in the cinematographers project re-stoked me on him.

Also the fact that Dydrek is calling Dill the pres. and AVE the vice pres. of the workshop is making me really stoked on the direction they're gonna be going in years to come.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2012, 01:08:56 PM »
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After not really liking Dill for the last 5 or 6 six years or so, I can say now that he has officially won my heart.
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seriously though, this interview and his footage in the cinematographers project re-stoked me on him.

Also the fact that Dydrek is calling Dill the pres. and AVE the vice pres. of the workshop is making me really stoked on the direction they're gonna be going in years to come.
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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2012, 01:18:31 PM »
Comparing bad sponsors to Auschwitz? WTF?

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2012, 01:41:10 PM »
this is fucking awesome. and the juliette lewis quote about the "backside lipslide down a double kinked handrail" made me laugh so hard.
Didn't berra try to backlip that double kinker that arto backlipped in Mindfield like years before arto did it? I feel like I heard about that somewhere.


im probably lying

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2012, 01:44:31 PM »
Comparing bad sponsors to Auschwitz? WTF?

umm yeah that kind of lost me ...

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2012, 02:10:25 PM »
really good interview, thanks for posting!

haha dill is a fucking boss.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #50 on: April 12, 2012, 02:48:08 PM »
Although more of a tranny dawg, I liked his gravis part a lot until I noticed some of the landings had this "and now, the fake steez with the arms" thing, but this interview made me >9000 stoked on Dylan again. Definately worth reading; the non-logo shirts and the Berra thing = awesome.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2012, 05:20:52 PM »
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Comparing bad sponsors to Auschwitz? WTF?
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umm yeah that kind of lost me ...

perfect example of when a writer tries to be too creative and outside-of-the-box...

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2012, 06:26:05 PM »
But his intentions are good, anyways... whatever that says.

Neither I nor you know what his intentions are. All we know is that he doesn't skate. That's enough information for me.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2012, 06:49:49 PM »
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But his intentions are good, anyways... whatever that says.
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Neither I nor you know what his intentions are. All we know is that he doesn't skate. That's enough information for me.
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Very true, Fred. 

But what about Dyrdek?  Does he get full pass just because he was able to buy out The Workshop from the MTV/ESPN2 money?  His and Berra's respective parts in "MindField" were each less than 2 mins., and that was the last thing either of them put out anything as far as I know...

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2012, 08:12:50 PM »
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this is fucking awesome. and the juliette lewis quote about the "backside lipslide down a double kinked handrail" made me laugh so hard.
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Didn't berra try to backlip that double kinker that arto backlipped in Mindfield like years before arto did it? I feel like I heard about that somewhere.

i have no idea. i just thought the way she worded it in that picture caption somewhere earlier in the thread was really funny.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #55 on: April 12, 2012, 08:21:46 PM »
...Can someone put up a real scan? I don't see how you guys are reading that. Thanks

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #56 on: April 13, 2012, 03:40:24 AM »
...Can someone put up a real scan? I don't see how you guys are reading that. Thanks
go buy it, fuckface.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2012, 04:03:25 AM »
It's a 2-parter and quite long but i think the pay off is worth the wait if you're into WWII humor:

Fuggedabuddies Part 1

Fuggedabuddies Part 2


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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #58 on: April 13, 2012, 05:51:25 AM »
Steve berra is the fucking anti-christ of skateboarding! Thank fuck for people like Dill/AVE and Dylan Rieder! Keeping skateboarding true.

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Re: Dylan Rieder Monster Children Interview
« Reply #59 on: April 13, 2012, 02:55:22 PM »
I have my sketpticism of Berra as well, but I gotta say- about two years ago he sent me a hoodie for pretty much nothing, for coming in 3rd or 4th in one of his silly little trivia things when their site was just starting up.  I didn't even win and he sent me some free shit.

I know it ain't much, but it was one of the coolest things I've ever had a pro do for me.  Most of them are too busy talking about their jaguars, BMWs, stories of model girlfriends, bragging about buying multiple houses & property, etc.  It's so far delusional from the life of the average skate rat like us that actually fuels the industry, and the majority of the new kids take so much of it for granted.  I'll give him a few points for at least trying to give something back at the end of a somewhat charmed career.


If that's what you're reading, then you are into very different skaters than I am. And I wouldn't be surprised to hear Berra talk about that stuff if he actually, you know, got any skating coverage. Oh wait! Sorry, he won't talk about that stuff because he's broke for putting every dime of his personal money (as well as making several other sacrifices) into making the Berrics what it is today--a fact that he has no problem bringing up as often as possible. I'd rather hear about buying houses than listen to Berra nail himself to a cross and then ask me to be thankful for all he's done for skateboarding.

Also, if you're surprised that a skater in the industry would do something nice for another skater, then you must not have interacted with a lot of people. I've had a bunch of positive experiences with people in the industry, some of whom I've never met in person, so getting a hoodie for coming third in a contest does not seem too outrageous to me.