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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2012, 07:13:49 PM »
ayo listen here nigga, we're all entilted to our own opinions n whatnot but i aint tryna hear NO MORE yoga pants slander. keep such blasphemous statements to yourself.

dask8d00d drops some knowledge. yoga pants are the best.

as for jack, quit getting on slap with your girlfriend watching what you type.

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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2012, 07:20:36 PM »
I cannot believe this queer is talking shit on yoga pants.

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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2012, 10:08:20 PM »
why would you even want to know? people on slap like the weirdest/ugliest whores...
If you think this woman is ugly I want to personally slap you across the face.

she is made uglier in my eyes by the fact that she is obviously a trashy slut. i am not attracted to sluts, in fact they turn me off. and it doesn't help that at least in the original picture, she seems to have some national geographic amazon titties, they are hanging down way too far. gross. id much rather smaller but firmer tits that don't have that overlap hang thing going on.
That's how boobs hand when they are natural. Stop watching so much damned porn or reading chick muscle mags

which is why i said I'd rather smaller tits, so that they don't hang so much and look disgusting. porn? again, you're an idiot, I did not say i prefer chicks with huge tits that are also firm (fake), i said id rather go for smaller ones instead. my girlfriend has way fucking nicer tits than this bitch. they're not huge but not small either and they have a near perfect shape, with no fucking hang.

I am sorry you dudes find trashy internet sluts hot. I also do not watch porn, because I have a gf that puts out, and even whenI didnt have a gf, I still didn't watch porn because  most porn turns me off. as I said, sluts turn me off. I also just hate any bitch that wears sweat pants or "lululemon" fucking yoga pants. Only insecure sluts with no moral values need to wear shit like that. In south america and europe, girls with class would never get away with the fashion crimes they get away with here.

I am only interested in girls that are decently pretty, doing something with their lives (university at least), and dress up, not down. So believe me, I am not fucking joking when I say the girl discussed in this thread appalls me.

The fact that you think thinking this way must mean I am young is pathetic. I am sorry you are such fuck ups that your standards went way the fuck downhill as you grew older.

Edit: also, it's kind of funny how you are trying to defend her tits by saying I just don't know what real women that are not porn stars look like, despite the fact that this bitch IS a porn star.

you are a total disgrace to mankind.

get your snooty-dick the fuck outta here.
this thread is amazing. I think "snooty-dick" needs to work its way into my vocabulary. Who doesn't know a real life snooty dick?

And jackherer
Does this turn you on? she ain't no slut:

I'm not sure if she went to uni though, dork.

And what the fuck are you talking about getting away with that shit in South America? Have you ever fucking been to South America?
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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2012, 10:32:20 PM »
Let's take this thing 1003 pages
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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2012, 12:08:01 AM »
While we are on the subject of hot girls with great tits, can someone Sherlock Homes me a way to see this glorious vagina?
http://www.tube8.com/asian/japanese-girl-clip/3077461/

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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2012, 01:01:27 AM »
why would you even want to know? people on slap like the weirdest/ugliest whores...
If you think this woman is ugly I want to personally slap you across the face.

she is made uglier in my eyes by the fact that she is obviously a trashy slut. i am not attracted to sluts, in fact they turn me off. and it doesn't help that at least in the original picture, she seems to have some national geographic amazon titties, they are hanging down way too far. gross. id much rather smaller but firmer tits that don't have that overlap hang thing going on.
That's how boobs hand when they are natural. Stop watching so much damned porn or reading chick muscle mags

which is why i said I'd rather smaller tits, so that they don't hang so much and look disgusting. porn? again, you're an idiot, I did not say i prefer chicks with huge tits that are also firm (fake), i said id rather go for smaller ones instead. my girlfriend has way fucking nicer tits than this bitch. they're not huge but not small either and they have a near perfect shape, with no fucking hang.

I am sorry you dudes find trashy internet sluts hot. I also do not watch porn, because I have a gf that puts out, and even whenI didnt have a gf, I still didn't watch porn because  most porn turns me off. as I said, sluts turn me off. I also just hate any bitch that wears sweat pants or "lululemon" fucking yoga pants. Only insecure sluts with no moral values need to wear shit like that. In south america and europe, girls with class would never get away with the fashion crimes they get away with here.

I am only interested in girls that are decently pretty, doing something with their lives (university at least), and dress up, not down. So believe me, I am not fucking joking when I say the girl discussed in this thread appalls me.

The fact that you think thinking this way must mean I am young is pathetic. I am sorry you are such fuck ups that your standards went way the fuck downhill as you grew older.

Edit: also, it's kind of funny how you are trying to defend her tits by saying I just don't know what real women that are not porn stars look like, despite the fact that this bitch IS a porn star.
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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2012, 06:12:55 AM »
why would you even want to know? people on slap like the weirdest/ugliest whores...
If you think this woman is ugly I want to personally slap you across the face.

she is made uglier in my eyes by the fact that she is obviously a trashy slut. i am not attracted to sluts, in fact they turn me off. and it doesn't help that at least in the original picture, she seems to have some national geographic amazon titties, they are hanging down way too far. gross. id much rather smaller but firmer tits that don't have that overlap hang thing going on.
That's how boobs hand when they are natural. Stop watching so much damned porn or reading chick muscle mags

which is why i said I'd rather smaller tits, so that they don't hang so much and look disgusting. porn? again, you're an idiot, I did not say i prefer chicks with huge tits that are also firm (fake), i said id rather go for smaller ones instead. my girlfriend has way fucking nicer tits than this bitch. they're not huge but not small either and they have a near perfect shape, with no fucking hang.

I am sorry you dudes find trashy internet sluts hot. I also do not watch porn, because I have a gf that puts out, and even whenI didnt have a gf, I still didn't watch porn because  most porn turns me off. as I said, sluts turn me off. I also just hate any bitch that wears sweat pants or "lululemon" fucking yoga pants. Only insecure sluts with no moral values need to wear shit like that. In south america and europe, girls with class would never get away with the fashion crimes they get away with here.

I am only interested in girls that are decently pretty, doing something with their lives (university at least), and dress up, not down. So believe me, I am not fucking joking when I say the girl discussed in this thread appalls me.

The fact that you think thinking this way must mean I am young is pathetic. I am sorry you are such fuck ups that your standards went way the fuck downhill as you grew older.

Edit: also, it's kind of funny how you are trying to defend her tits by saying I just don't know what real women that are not porn stars look like, despite the fact that this bitch IS a porn star.

you are a total disgrace to mankind.

get your snooty-dick the fuck outta here.
this thread is amazing. I think "snooty-dick" needs to work its way into my vocabulary. Who doesn't know a real life snooty dick?

And jackherer
Does this turn you on? she ain't no slut:

I'm not sure if she went to uni though, dork.

And what the fuck are you talking about getting away with that shit in South America? Have you ever fucking been to South America?


lol whatever i agree i come off as a prick but to whoever brought up the party example...this is a message board, not a party, so ima continue talking shit whenever I want.

I brought it up because honestly, as soon as I saw that first gif I wanted to puke a little. It really does amaze me that anyone would find such a disgusting slut attractive. I was actually not even expecting this reaction from people on here. I at least thought a few of you would agree that she looks like a nasty repulsive slut.

and i am from south america jackass. my dad is from Madrid and he was sent to colombia as a diplomat. we have also lived in buenos aires and caracas. Now south america has a huge lower class, so obviously the comparison wont work on those terms. what I am trying to do here is compare the middle and upper classes of north america, to the middle and upper classes of south america and europe.

In bogota or buenos aires for instance, you would NEVER see an upper-middle class girl wearing sweats or yoga pants. So when I talk about how women should dress, I am not referring to some taliban bullshit. Girls in these places look NICE, they try to make themselves look pretty and were fashionable shit that is not trashy or revealing. Girls will go out but they are careful about how the behave because they respect themselves, will have a couple of drinks, but will never get drunk.

Meanwhile, here in north america even the richest of girls will still dress like sluts, go clubbing, grind on random dudes, get drunk, and flood their facebook with pictures of themselves being drunk sluts. I find that repulsive behavior not just for women, but for men too.

In hindsight, the fact that you guys are defending this is not surprising, since most of you I'm going to guess are Americans, so obviously you are going to defend your culture and tell me what a snobby prick I am. Most of you probably get drunk pretty habitually and brag about fucking nasty sluts. So, call me "snooty-dick" all you want, but id rather be a snobby asshole, than be like you.

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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2012, 06:51:49 AM »

In bogota or buenos aires for instance, you would NEVER see an upper-middle class girl wearing sweats or yoga pants. So when I talk about how women should dress, I am not referring to some taliban bullshit. Girls in these places look NICE, they try to make themselves look pretty and were fashionable shit that is not trashy or revealing. Girls will go out but they are careful about how the behave because they respect themselves, will have a couple of drinks, but will never get drunk.


Brazil on the other hand...

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2012, 07:05:30 AM »
why would you even want to know? people on slap like the weirdest/ugliest whores...
If you think this woman is ugly I want to personally slap you across the face.

she is made uglier in my eyes by the fact that she is obviously a trashy slut. i am not attracted to sluts, in fact they turn me off. and it doesn't help that at least in the original picture, she seems to have some national geographic amazon titties, they are hanging down way too far. gross. id much rather smaller but firmer tits that don't have that overlap hang thing going on.
That's how boobs hand when they are natural. Stop watching so much damned porn or reading chick muscle mags

which is why i said I'd rather smaller tits, so that they don't hang so much and look disgusting. porn? again, you're an idiot, I did not say i prefer chicks with huge tits that are also firm (fake), i said id rather go for smaller ones instead. my girlfriend has way fucking nicer tits than this bitch. they're not huge but not small either and they have a near perfect shape, with no fucking hang.

I am sorry you dudes find trashy internet sluts hot. I also do not watch porn, because I have a gf that puts out, and even whenI didnt have a gf, I still didn't watch porn because  most porn turns me off. as I said, sluts turn me off. I am not kidding either. I also just hate any bitch that wears sweat pants or "lululemon" fucking yoga pants. Only insecure sluts with no moral values need to wear shit like that. In south america and europe, girls with class would never get away with the fashion crimes they get away with here.

I am only interested in girls that are decently pretty, doing something with their lives (university at least), and dress up, not down. So believe me, I am not fucking joking when I say the girl discussed in this thread appalls me.

The fact that you think thinking this way must mean I am young is pathetic. I am sorry you are such fucks up that your standards went way the fuck downhill as you grew older.

Edit: also, it's kind of funny how you are trying to defend her tits by saying I just don't know what real women that are not porn stars look like, despite the fact that this bitch IS a porn star.

ayo listen here nigga, we're all entilted to our own opinions n whatnot but i aint tryna hear NO MORE yoga pants slander. keep such blasphemous statements to yourself.

Even with a GF , I still watch porn . Heck even if I was getting it 3 times a day I would still watch porn. 

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« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2012, 07:09:45 AM »


lol whatever i agree i come off as a prick but to whoever brought up the party example...this is a message board, not a party, so ima continue talking shit whenever I want.

I brought it up because honestly, as soon as I saw that first gif I wanted to puke a little. It really does amaze me that anyone would find such a disgusting slut attractive. I was actually not even expecting this reaction from people on here. I at least thought a few of you would agree that she looks like a nasty repulsive slut.

and i am from south america jackass. my dad is from Madrid and he was sent to colombia as a diplomat. we have also lived in buenos aires and caracas. Now south america has a huge lower class, so obviously the comparison wont work on those terms. what I am trying to do here is compare the middle and upper classes of north america, to the middle and upper classes of south america and europe.

In bogota or buenos aires for instance, you would NEVER see an upper-middle class girl wearing sweats or yoga pants. So when I talk about how women should dress, I am not referring to some taliban bullshit. Girls in these places look NICE, they try to make themselves look pretty and were fashionable shit that is not trashy or revealing. Girls will go out but they are careful about how the behave because they respect themselves, will have a couple of drinks, but will never get drunk.

Meanwhile, here in north america even the richest of girls will still dress like sluts, go clubbing, grind on random dudes, get drunk, and flood their facebook with pictures of themselves being drunk sluts. I find that repulsive behavior not just for women, but for men too.

In hindsight, the fact that you guys are defending this is not surprising, since most of you I'm going to guess are Americans, so obviously you are going to defend your culture and tell me what a snobby prick I am. Most of you probably get drunk pretty habitually and brag about fucking nasty sluts. So, call me "snooty-dick" all you want, but id rather be a snobby asshole, than be like you.


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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2012, 10:08:46 AM »
lol whatever i agree i come off as a prick but to whoever brought up the party example...this is a message board, not a party, so ima continue talking shit whenever I want.

I brought it up because honestly, as soon as I saw that first gif I wanted to puke a little. It really does amaze me that anyone would find such a disgusting slut attractive. I was actually not even expecting this reaction from people on here. I at least thought a few of you would agree that she looks like a nasty repulsive slut.
There. Right there. You did it. That thing that heavy-handed politicians do when they go off their rocker about how they hate pornography and then get caught in an XXX theatre, or how they hate homosexuals and then they're photographed leaving a men's bath house. You're over direct tone about your disgust for this .gif just goes as more of a show of trying to overcompensate. If you didn't like the .gif, why would you even care to post at all? But you love it, and are trying to pass off a holier-than-thou approach by calling her a slut.

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« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2012, 10:29:17 AM »
this quite possibly could be the most successful thread I've ever made.







i found out who it is also thanks guys

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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2012, 10:50:20 AM »
donkey lips nailed it. no one really cares about your personal taste in women. it seems like youre telling yourself you dont like it to give you a sense of superiority. you come off like an angsty teen who goes against the norm for the sake of it.

sorry for assuming so much, but you were the guy from the cure for aids thread suggesting that maybe it shouldnt be cured so it can act as a morality compass, right?

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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2012, 11:00:42 AM »
the real world sucks.
look I never said it was ok but chill man tis all cool just havin some fun.

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« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2012, 11:17:27 AM »
lol whatever i agree i come off as a prick but to whoever brought up the party example...this is a message board, not a party, so ima continue talking shit whenever I want.

I brought it up because honestly, as soon as I saw that first gif I wanted to puke a little. It really does amaze me that anyone would find such a disgusting slut attractive. I was actually not even expecting this reaction from people on here. I at least thought a few of you would agree that she looks like a nasty repulsive slut.
There. Right there. You did it. That thing that heavy-handed politicians do when they go off their rocker about how they hate pornography and then get caught in an XXX theatre, or how they hate homosexuals and then they're photographed leaving a men's bath house. You're over direct tone about your disgust for this .gif just goes as more of a show of trying to overcompensate. If you didn't like the .gif, why would you even care to post at all? But you love it, and are trying to pass off a holier-than-thou approach by calling her a slut.

Politicians have agendas....that's why they do that shit. I have none what so ever. If you knew me in real life, you would know I am actually like this.

So I guess ill explain myself? I wasn't  just born thinking this way, and I have no problem admitting this. When I was a teenager I used to go out to clubs and get drunk and try to get sluts and so on. The way I think now is the product of a lot of self reflection and just thinking about life in general. I used to laugh at the concept of morality and think it was all bullshit. Then I started traveling a lot back and forth between South America and Canada/US and that is when I really started noticing how fucked up North American kids are, including myself at the time. This may sound super cliche, but I really started realizing how empty people's life's were up here. That's around the same time I started realizing how idiotic drinking/clubbing was. People here just don't realize what they have, and just waste their life/potential on dumb ass bullshit. I stopped drinking all together, started focusing on school, and ended up getting nearly a full scholarship, and used the money I had saved up for school to get my pilot's license instead.

Anyway, gradually I continued reading more and more about subjects closely linked to morality (I studied law and am in law school), as well as started reading a lot of Vonnegut, and gradually over a period of a few years I became who I am now. Somewhere in between all that I started becoming repulsed by pornography, and now a days my life is pretty fuckin straight edge, and I like it. When I see that girl, I don't think about her sexually, I am just too disgusted by how pathetic her existence is, a thought that is so powerful that it overwhelms any sexual feelings I would have had for her when I was younger (well, maybe not this bitch per se, since I do still think her tits are disgusting, all other things aside).

So was it snobby of me to just bring this shit up, yeah, fuck yeah ill give ya that, but i dont really care. I dont usually get to express myself in real life on this particular kind of topic because people that actually matter to me might be too shocked, or in case of girls, downright insulted by the fact that I think yoga pants are trashy.

So you can diss me for being an arrogant "snooty dick" or whatever the fuck, as well as lame if you'd like, but I am at least being honest in what I'm saying. I do not watch porn, I do not drink alcohol, I do not go clubbing, and I do not date girls that drink or go clubbing either. and I am not doing this to go against the norm. I did this to better my life, and I'd say Im pretty fucking happy with what Ive accomplished so far.

Whats funny is even if id done all this to just go against the crowd and be an angsty teen, id say it was a pretty good plan because im well on my way to 300 grand a year, and I have a hot gf that is smart and doesn't get drunk and grind on random dudes at the bar. So talk all the shit you want, where you at in life? I know Reagan is a fucking teacher, talks a lot of shit for a dude who has accomplished so little.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2012, 11:22:23 AM by jackherer »

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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2012, 11:41:45 AM »
See - Sounds exactly like something a closet pervert would say.

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« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2012, 11:46:29 AM »
Hah , talking shit about ppl with jobs ? . Clear sign of somebody who is a complete fucking idiot . Who in the right mind is dissing somebody with a job ?  and looks down at ppl for not holding down 300k jobs ? .

Do you laugh at janitors ?   spit on garbage men ?  . And talking shit on teachers is the most retarded thing I ever heard  ?  Who tought you all the shit in highschool ?  college ? . Ffs who taught you how to fly planes ?

Besides any one can say anything on the internet ( almost ) for all I know you are a 12 year old who clames to have a pilot licens and a hot gf .

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« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2012, 11:52:08 AM »
why would you even want to know? people on slap like the weirdest/ugliest whores...
If you think this woman is ugly I want to personally slap you across the face.

she is made uglier in my eyes by the fact that she is obviously a trashy slut. i am not attracted to sluts, in fact they turn me off. and it doesn't help that at least in the original picture, she seems to have some national geographic amazon titties, they are hanging down way too far. gross. id much rather smaller but firmer tits that don't have that overlap hang thing going on.
That's how boobs hand when they are natural. Stop watching so much damned porn or reading chick muscle mags

which is why i said I'd rather smaller tits, so that they don't hang so much and look disgusting. porn? again, you're an idiot, I did not say i prefer chicks with huge tits that are also firm (fake), i said id rather go for smaller ones instead. my girlfriend has way fucking nicer tits than this bitch. they're not huge but not small either and they have a near perfect shape, with no fucking hang.

I am sorry you dudes find trashy internet sluts hot. I also do not watch porn, because I have a gf that puts out, and even whenI didnt have a gf, I still didn't watch porn because  most porn turns me off. as I said, sluts turn me off. I also just hate any bitch that wears sweat pants or "lululemon" fucking yoga pants. Only insecure sluts with no moral values need to wear shit like that. In south america and europe, girls with class would never get away with the fashion crimes they get away with here.

I am only interested in girls that are decently pretty, doing something with their lives (university at least), and dress up, not down. So believe me, I am not fucking joking when I say the girl discussed in this thread appalls me.

The fact that you think thinking this way must mean I am young is pathetic. I am sorry you are such fuck ups that your standards went way the fuck downhill as you grew older.

Edit: also, it's kind of funny how you are trying to defend her tits by saying I just don't know what real women that are not porn stars look like, despite the fact that this bitch IS a porn star.

Prove it.

Still waiting on those titties.
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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2012, 11:55:07 AM »
It's fine to be successful, it's just too bad you turned into a boring, arrogant cunt in the process.

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Re: can someone tell me who this is
« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2012, 11:55:20 AM »
Hah , talking shit about ppl with jobs ? . Clear sign of somebody who is a complete fucking idiot . Who in the right mind is dissing somebody with a job ?� and looks down at ppl for not holding down 300k jobs ? .

Do you laugh at janitors ?� �spit on garbage men ?� . And talking shit on teachers is the most retarded thing I ever heard� ?� Who tought you all the shit in highschool ?� college ? . Ffs who taught you how to fly planes ?

Besides any one can say anything on the internet ( almost ) for all I know you are a 12 year old who clames to have a pilot licens and a hot gf .

lol i am not talking shit about him for having a job, i am talking shit about him because based on the shit he says, one would expect that he would have done something more with his life than become a teacher. reagan probably actually is fairly intelligent, which makes it all the more disappointing that he didn't do more.

and yeah i could be a 12 year old with no gf, but im not about to go take a picture of her tits for you all so I can prove otherwise. Its cool if you don't  believe me.

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« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2012, 12:15:05 PM »
Hah , talking shit about ppl with jobs ? . Clear sign of somebody who is a complete fucking idiot . Who in the right mind is dissing somebody with a job ?� and looks down at ppl for not holding down 300k jobs ? .

Do you laugh at janitors ?� �spit on garbage men ?� . And talking shit on teachers is the most retarded thing I ever heard� ?� Who tought you all the shit in highschool ?� college ? . Ffs who taught you how to fly planes ?

Besides any one can say anything on the internet ( almost ) for all I know you are a 12 year old who clames to have a pilot licens and a hot gf .

lol i am not talking shit about him for having a job, i am talking shit about him because based on the shit he says, one would expect that he would have done something more with his life than become a teacher. reagan probably actually is fairly intelligent, which makes it all the more disappointing that he didn't do more.

and yeah i could be a 12 year old with no gf, but im not about to go take a picture of her tits for you all so I can prove otherwise. Its cool if you don't  believe me.

You sound very judgemental for a skater . "something more than become a teacher "   must be one of the most cunt quotes of the year .  Who do you think teaches kids how to read , write , history ?  . Who is going to teach you how to be a pilot or become a lawyer ?  oh I dont know , maybe TEACHERS ?  Maybe he became a teacher cause he wanted to help kids get a good start in life ? or wanted to help the community ?  or just likes to teach stuff to ppl . Who are you to say his way of life is shit ?

And I thought we wanted inteligent ppl to teach other ppl ? isnt that the point ?   you say some dumb shit dude

Do you even skate ?  Must be one of the most closed minded skater Ive ever come a cross . Not to mention insecure since you are slagging down on workers , and teachers by telling them what a super star you are with pilots licence , law school and a super hot girlfriend .

Other points you make are borderline racist / stereotypes / generalisation ( not sure how to word it ) . Also some women hatred in it for women who dont live up to your moral standards .

Almost throwing up from seeing a naked women in a gif on a computer is pretty messed up . Not sure how you survive in the real world dude

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« Reply #52 on: April 26, 2012, 12:27:46 PM »
Hah , talking shit about ppl with jobs ? . Clear sign of somebody who is a complete fucking idiot . Who in the right mind is dissing somebody with a job ?� and looks down at ppl for not holding down 300k jobs ? .

Do you laugh at janitors ?� �spit on garbage men ?� . And talking shit on teachers is the most retarded thing I ever heard� ?� Who tought you all the shit in highschool ?� college ? . Ffs who taught you how to fly planes ?

Besides any one can say anything on the internet ( almost ) for all I know you are a 12 year old who clames to have a pilot licens and a hot gf .

lol i am not talking shit about him for having a job, i am talking shit about him because based on the shit he says, one would expect that he would have done something more with his life than become a teacher. reagan probably actually is fairly intelligent, which makes it all the more disappointing that he didn't do more.

and yeah i could be a 12 year old with no gf, but im not about to go take a picture of her tits for you all so I can prove otherwise. Its cool if you don't  believe me.

You sound very judgemental for a skater . "something more than become a teacher "   must be one of the most cunt quotes of the year .  Who do you think teaches kids how to read , write , history ?  . Who is going to teach you how to be a pilot or become a lawyer ?  oh I dont know , maybe TEACHERS ?  Maybe he became a teacher cause he wanted to help kids get a good start in life ? or wanted to help the community ?  or just likes to teach stuff to ppl . Who are you to say his way of life is shit ?

And I thought we wanted inteligent ppl to teach other ppl ? isnt that the point ?   you say some dumb shit dude

Do you even skate ?  Must be one of the most closed minded skater Ive ever come a cross . Not to mention insecure since you are slagging down on workers , and teachers by telling them what a super star you are with pilots licence , law school and a super hot girlfriend .

Other points you make are borderline racist / stereotypes / generalisation ( not sure how to word it ) . Also some women hatred in it for women who dont live up to your moral standards .

Almost throwing up from seeing a naked women in a gif on a computer is pretty messed up . Not sure how you survive in the real world dude


nah you don't get it, i am not hating on teachers, but see, its like if some janitor kept commenting and preaching on every topic imaginable, wouldn't you start to wonder, "hey, if you're so smart, why'd you settle for janitor work?" I am not hating on teachers at all, but I have never met someone who would have qualified for a science scholarship that said "fuck it ill just become a teacher instead!" You don't need a rocket scientist to teach 15 year olds math...

also I really dont see how Im being racist here, or hating on women. I thought i made it pretty clear that I have the same standards for men. I myself dont drink or go clubbing, and let me assure you that i look down on alcoholic guys that go clubbing and try to fuck  sluts too.

and the puke thing was an exaggeration i guess, but i did feel repulsed by the GIF to be perfectly honest, for some reason the image made me imagine that she would smell really bad and that kind of made me gag a little. not sure why.


anyways, I am off, long weekend for me. I wont be back at work til monday or tuesday, if this thread is still alive then, i will address the next series of insults that are sure to come my way! HAVE A WONDERFUL THURSDAY EVENING.
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« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2012, 01:15:36 PM »
To the best of my knowledge, upper-middle class girls from Europe and South America (including Buenos Aires) do binge drink and go clubbing. All the time.

Jack Herer, 'looking down' on people does not make you a better person. It just doesn't.

You'd think someone who's so smart would have figured that out already.
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« Reply #54 on: April 26, 2012, 04:13:22 PM »
lol whatever i agree i come off as a prick but to whoever brought up the party example...this is a message board, not a party, so ima continue talking shit whenever I want.

I brought it up because honestly, as soon as I saw that first gif I wanted to puke a little. It really does amaze me that anyone would find such a disgusting slut attractive. I was actually not even expecting this reaction from people on here. I at least thought a few of you would agree that she looks like a nasty repulsive slut.
There. Right there. You did it. That thing that heavy-handed politicians do when they go off their rocker about how they hate pornography and then get caught in an XXX theatre, or how they hate homosexuals and then they're photographed leaving a men's bath house. You're over direct tone about your disgust for this .gif just goes as more of a show of trying to overcompensate. If you didn't like the .gif, why would you even care to post at all? But you love it, and are trying to pass off a holier-than-thou approach by calling her a slut.

Politicians have agendas....that's why they do that shit. I have none what so ever. If you knew me in real life, you would know I am actually like this.

So I guess ill explain myself? I wasn't  just born thinking this way, and I have no problem admitting this. When I was a teenager I used to go out to clubs and get drunk and try to get sluts and so on. The way I think now is the product of a lot of self reflection and just thinking about life in general. I used to laugh at the concept of morality and think it was all bullshit. Then I started traveling a lot back and forth between South America and Canada/US and that is when I really started noticing how fucked up North American kids are, including myself at the time. This may sound super cliche, but I really started realizing how empty people's life's were up here. That's around the same time I started realizing how idiotic drinking/clubbing was. People here just don't realize what they have, and just waste their life/potential on dumb ass bullshit. I stopped drinking all together, started focusing on school, and ended up getting nearly a full scholarship, and used the money I had saved up for school to get my pilot's license instead.

Anyway, gradually I continued reading more and more about subjects closely linked to morality (I studied law and am in law school), as well as started reading a lot of Vonnegut, and gradually over a period of a few years I became who I am now. Somewhere in between all that I started becoming repulsed by pornography, and now a days my life is pretty fuckin straight edge, and I like it. When I see that girl, I don't think about her sexually, I am just too disgusted by how pathetic her existence is, a thought that is so powerful that it overwhelms any sexual feelings I would have had for her when I was younger (well, maybe not this bitch per se, since I do still think her tits are disgusting, all other things aside).

So was it snobby of me to just bring this shit up, yeah, fuck yeah ill give ya that, but i dont really care. I dont usually get to express myself in real life on this particular kind of topic because people that actually matter to me might be too shocked, or in case of girls, downright insulted by the fact that I think yoga pants are trashy.

So you can diss me for being an arrogant "snooty dick" or whatever the fuck, as well as lame if you'd like, but I am at least being honest in what I'm saying. I do not watch porn, I do not drink alcohol, I do not go clubbing, and I do not date girls that drink or go clubbing either. and I am not doing this to go against the norm. I did this to better my life, and I'd say Im pretty fucking happy with what Ive accomplished so far.

Whats funny is even if id done all this to just go against the crowd and be an angsty teen, id say it was a pretty good plan because im well on my way to 300 grand a year, and I have a hot gf that is smart and doesn't get drunk and grind on random dudes at the bar. So talk all the shit you want, where you at in life? I know Reagan is a fucking teacher, talks a lot of shit for a dude who has accomplished so little.


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« Reply #55 on: April 26, 2012, 04:27:12 PM »
jh, you're posts make me cringe. i hate rolos.

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« Reply #56 on: April 26, 2012, 04:34:40 PM »
Whats funny is even if id done all this to just go against the crowd and be an angsty teen, id say it was a pretty good plan because im well on my way to 300 grand a year, and I have a hot gf that is smart and doesn't get drunk and grind on random dudes at the bar. So talk all the shit you want, where you at in life? I know Reagan is a fucking teacher, talks a lot of shit for a dude who has accomplished so little.

That bitch gon live yo conservative ass and you gon lose yo job and become a fuckin bum.
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« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2012, 04:45:42 PM »
ayo jack you a lil insecure ass bitch nigga. writing all these fucking walls of texts speaking about a ton of unnecessary bullshit that, I personally dont give a single fuck about. how the fuck did your annual income & life story come into play? nigga this thread is about sexy bitches & sexy bitches only. get tha fuck outta here with your wannabe elitism. all my bitches wear yoga pants cuz we just be chillin nahmean? why the hell they needa come thru ina sundress with matching shoes when all we finna do is smoke & fuck? (word to Jeezy) real talk i dont give a fuck how "successful" you are, you obviously got some personal insecurity issues. you like the nigga with a lil dick tryna flaunt his new ferrari to a biker gang or some shit. we aint tryna hear it yo

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« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2012, 04:48:50 PM »
Securing a position as a lawyer right out of law school is not so easy these days, especially one that starts at 300k. You must be some sort of serious legal scholar or you have some great family connections. Also, salary =/= happiness. In fact most of the lawyers I know are rather stressed out and miserable people.

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« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2012, 05:09:16 PM »
I just saw skatedood's response and its better, but I wrote this all so its goin' up.

Hah , talking shit about ppl with jobs ? . Clear sign of somebody who is a complete fucking idiot . Who in the right mind is dissing somebody with a job ?� and looks down at ppl for not holding down 300k jobs ? .

Do you laugh at janitors ?� �spit on garbage men ?� . And talking shit on teachers is the most retarded thing I ever heard� ?� Who tought you all the shit in highschool ?� college ? . Ffs who taught you how to fly planes ?

Besides any one can say anything on the internet ( almost ) for all I know you are a 12 year old who clames to have a pilot licens and a hot gf .

lol i am not talking shit about him for having a job, i am talking shit about him because based on the shit he says, one would expect that he would have done something more with his life than become a teacher. reagan probably actually is fairly intelligent, which makes it all the more disappointing that he didn't do more.

and yeah i could be a 12 year old with no gf, but im not about to go take a picture of her tits for you all so I can prove otherwise. Its cool if you don't �believe me.

You sound very judgemental for a skater . "something more than become a teacher " � must be one of the most cunt quotes of the year . �Who do you think teaches kids how to read , write , history ? �. Who is going to teach you how to be a pilot or become a lawyer ? �oh I dont know , maybe TEACHERS ? �Maybe he became a teacher cause he wanted to help kids get a good start in life ? or wanted to help the community ? �or just likes to teach stuff to ppl . Who are you to say his way of life is shit ?

And I thought we wanted inteligent ppl to teach other ppl ? isnt that the point ? � you say some dumb shit dude

Do you even skate ? �Must be one of the most closed minded skater Ive ever come a cross . Not to mention insecure since you are slagging down on workers , and teachers by telling them what a super star you are with pilots licence , law school and a super hot girlfriend .

Other points you make are borderline racist / stereotypes / generalisation ( not sure how to word it ) . Also some women hatred in it for women who dont live up to your moral standards .

Almost throwing up from seeing a naked women in a gif on a computer is pretty messed up . Not sure how you survive in the real world dude


nah you don't get it, i am not hating on teachers, but see, its like if some janitor kept commenting and preaching on every topic imaginable, wouldn't you start to wonder, "hey, if you're so smart, why'd you settle for janitor work?" I am not hating on teachers at all, but I have never met someone who would have qualified for a science scholarship that said "fuck it ill just become a teacher instead!" You don't need a rocket scientist to teach 15 year olds math...

also I really dont see how Im being racist here, or hating on women. I thought i made it pretty clear that I have the same standards for men. I myself dont drink or go clubbing, and let me assure you that i look down on alcoholic guys that go clubbing and try to fuck �sluts too.

and the puke thing was an exaggeration i guess, but i did feel repulsed by the GIF to be perfectly honest, for some reason the image made me imagine that she would smell really bad and that kind of made me gag a little. not sure why.


anyways, I am off, long weekend for me. I wont be back at work til monday or tuesday, if this thread is still alive then, i will address the next series of insults that are sure to come my way! HAVE A WONDERFUL THURSDAY EVENING.
You know what, at first this was just funny to me, but you are a fucking joke. I never said a fucking thing to you for you to start talking down to me about how much money you are on your way to making (in other words, not making, and you haven't accomplished shit, and just think you will) when you talk about your clearly aristocratic daddy bought life. Did you seriously say in one thread that you got flown around with your diplomat dad living as an aristocrat and are going to act like you staying in the upper class with all of the privileges you've been given is accomplishing anything? Sorry asshole, you are talking to an American, and our country was damn near destroyed because of a stupid entitled douchebag like you. We don't have much tolerance for your pathetic entitled type anymore.
Say what you want about the money I (actually) make as if that's the main measure of accomplishments, but I did it myself richie rich. I went to public schools k-18, not getting flown around to South American capitals to go to international schools and hang out with the tiny cadres of wealthy imperialists amongst some of the largest impoverished populations in the world, and not as a result of mommy and daddy making huge donations to my school to get me in. I am proud to be paying off my student loans right now.
You can shoot that classist bullshit "middle and upper class women don't wear that" garbage when you say why a beautiful near naked woman is unattractive to you, but it doesn't make you shit but a classist asshole who thinks he's above common people. Oh, and those lower class people? Victims of foreigners like you coming in to rape their countries. But class is actually really what your disgust with this woman is about. You have your elevation above common, non-elite people so ingrained in you that a woman who shows signs of not being high class disgusts you.
The way you talk makes it obvious to everybody you want to put yourself above them, I GUARANTEE it's because of the privileged, entitled, better-than-everybody treatment and upbringing you had. You look at common people looking at a hot chick and look down on them, and feel the need to give your bullshit aristocratic perception.
 Besides, today I saw a professional letter written by a student who came into my class damn near illiterate at the beginning of the year that was perfectly done, well written, and really shows his natural persuasive way of thinking. The pure joy and pride the both of us had is worth so much more than you could ever imagine, and easily more than (a predicted) $300k a year.

Oh, and I have HUGE suspicions that $300k a year you expect is because it has been promised to you eventually, not earned like real men get their jobs and money.

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