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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2012, 11:41:48 PM »
This is blatantly a joke. I don't know how it's even up for discussion.

It's a lot of filming and effort for a joke.. and Greco already says shit like "skateboard and rock n roll are my religion" so it's not like that's a giveaway.
It could easily be fake but I really don't think it's that obvious.

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2012, 02:40:59 AM »
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This is blatantly a joke. I don't know how it's even up for discussion.
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It's a lot of filming and effort for a joke

^that

we're talking about the self proclaimed "degenerates" of the industry here, theyre after the gold.
like they give a single shit about making a conscious effort to jokingly criticize reality TV
besides theyre not smart enough to even bother making such social comment, their rockstardom/carelessness is too much up their heads,
and rightfully so because thats what makes them who they are

id watch the shit out of that show,
very high.



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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2012, 07:35:52 AM »

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2012, 09:20:54 AM »
This is blatantly a joke. I don't know how it's even up for discussion.

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Doesn't look like a joke to me, bud.

That is the oldest defense in the book:  "IT WAS JOKE, WHAT YOU DIDN'T GET IT?!  WE WE'RE TOTALLY JOKING!"
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2012, 05:18:27 PM »
dunno why but i lol'd hard at the tony hawk vert clip



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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2012, 10:21:13 PM »
This is blatantly a joke. I don't know how it's even up for discussion.
It definitely was not a joke I distinctly remember being in my friends basement and seeing a commercial air for it on MTV in like 2005, maybe 2006, at like 1 am.
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2012, 10:30:53 PM »
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This is blatantly a joke. I don't know how it's even up for discussion.
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Doesn't look like a joke to me, bud.

That is the oldest defense in the book:  "IT WAS JOKE, WHAT YOU DIDN'T GET IT?!  WE WE'RE TOTALLY JOKING!"
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This is blatantly a joke. I don't know how it's even up for discussion.
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It's a lot of filming and effort for a joke
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^that

we're talking about the self proclaimed "degenerates" of the industry here, theyre after the gold.
like they give a single shit about making a conscious effort to jokingly criticize reality TV
besides theyre not smart enough to even bother making such social comment, their rockstardom/carelessness is too much up their heads,
and rightfully so because thats what makes them who they are

id watch the shit out of that show,
very high.


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This is blatantly a joke. I don't know how it's even up for discussion.
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It definitely was not a joke I distinctly remember being in my friends basement and seeing a commercial air for it on MTV in like 2005, maybe 2006, at like 1 am.

If you guys think they were being dead serious about this I don't know what to tell you.. Is it really that hard to believe that the Baker dudes would be like "Hell yeah, let's do this. It'll be funny and we'll probably get some money from it" ? Um, okay.  ::)

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« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2012, 11:07:09 PM »
They hired Don Lafontaine as a joke?  Not buying it.  Real Deal Holifield.  Shit's whack 'Boss.  Deal with it.  It's not as bad as getting slapped around by Trainwreck.

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2012, 11:28:05 PM »
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2012, 11:49:16 PM »
I have no idea how im just now hearing about this

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« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2012, 10:18:33 AM »
No matter what this is bad.  I mean really bad.  I can see the boss just wanted to make a buck for his daughter.  He does not really lose face here, neither does the god like creature that is Dollin.  Tk too.  I mean how could Tk lose face, as it is really not possible.  But the video exposes the others as being well, really cool guys.  It is like they tried to sell out and failed.  Now one could argue that egg on the face of a Baker means nothing, but one could easily argue that to them that is all that matters.  They want a certain image, and that video makes them look like modern day faggots.

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2012, 01:20:22 PM »
talk about second hand embarrassment.

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« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2012, 01:45:21 PM »
Isn't this where Pat Pasquale came from?

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« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2012, 01:56:04 PM »
there's no way it's a joke.  like someone said, that would be a lot of work.  looks like a reality show that never happened.

what i find most confusing is, is that Greco with Stephen Spielberg at 4:19?

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2012, 03:18:33 PM »
just to clarify. apparently it did happen and its a 45 minute dvd. a poster named eastenders claimed to have it in another thread, so we gotta peer pressure him into upping this shit

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2012, 03:19:47 PM »
No way is that fake

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2012, 03:44:38 PM »
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This is blatantly a joke. I don't know how it's even up for discussion.
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Doesn't look like a joke to me, bud.

That is the oldest defense in the book:  "IT WAS JOKE, WHAT YOU DIDN'T GET IT?!  WE WE'RE TOTALLY JOKING!"

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2012, 04:33:15 PM »
Can't believe I've broken years of lurking 'cos of this. Anyway, the video in the link is certainly real, in the sense of it not being put together as a joke. It's a 'sizzle reel' that production companies make in the hopes they can sell the series to a tv network. It was probably shown around at some kind of conference like the 'Reel Screen Summit' which is where everyone goes with this stuff.

If there's a 45 minute version floating around, it's probably the attempted first episode.

I would've watched the show, but it's probably lucky for all the skaters involved that it didn't get picked up. The production company however wasted a lot of time and money on it.

And is it just me, or does the Boss look like an early Hunter S Thompson clone in that vid?
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2012, 06:37:53 PM »
Theres definitely a full pilot for this show out there. There was talk about MTV turning their nose up at it like 4 years ago...but somehow I think they ran some other skateboard show with Jimmy Cao on it.

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2012, 07:24:48 PM »
Can eastenders stop being so gay and upload this already?

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2012, 10:59:49 PM »
Can't believe I've broken years of lurking 'cos of this. Anyway, the video in the link is certainly real, in the sense of it not being put together as a joke. It's a 'sizzle reel' that production companies make in the hopes they can sell the series to a tv network. It was probably shown around at some kind of conference like the 'Reel Screen Summit' which is where everyone goes with this stuff.

If there's a 45 minute version floating around, it's probably the attempted first episode.

I would've watched the show, but it's probably lucky for all the skaters involved that it didn't get picked up. The production company however wasted a lot of time and money on it.

And is it just me, or does the Boss look like an early Hunter S Thompson clone in that vid?
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2012, 11:29:18 PM »
Fuck yeah! A chance for more shitty peek-a-boo footage from da baws and any pre shitty neck tatt I clearly regret greico footage! I stopped at 1:11, there may have been a 20 second commercial before it but Yasmin Bleeth wasn't in it. baker is the baywatch of skateboarding.

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #52 on: May 22, 2012, 04:22:47 AM »
Four minutes and 20 seconds long. COINCIDENCE?!?!

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #53 on: May 22, 2012, 07:55:33 AM »
Please dont take this seriously kids this was some cheesy idea some idiot made up that we all shut down xxdd
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #54 on: May 22, 2012, 09:29:20 AM »
You got to love the Ali footage in the middle of the vid

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #55 on: May 22, 2012, 09:39:04 AM »
perhaps baker should prove how unserious they are about it and post the whole thing...

that sounded really catty. i actually like baker, but i love comedy more. serious or not, this shit is guaranteed hilarity

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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2012, 09:47:05 AM »
Please dont take this seriously kids this was some cheesy idea some idiot made up that we all shut down xxdd
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You know? when I read this post on SLAP, I almost put to rest the idea of this actually being real.

Then I couldn't find the actual quote on the youtube video so....

I still believe
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2012, 10:04:10 AM »
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Please dont take this seriously kids this was some cheesy idea some idiot made up that we all shut down xxdd
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You know? when I read this post on SLAP, I almost put to rest the idea of this actually being real.

Then I couldn't find the actual quote on the youtube video so....

I still believe


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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2012, 12:21:59 PM »
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Please dont take this seriously kids this was some cheesy idea some idiot made up that we all shut down xxdd
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You know? when I read this post on SLAP, I almost put to rest the idea of this actually being real.

Then I couldn't find the actual quote on the youtube video so....

I still believe
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« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2012, 02:57:13 PM »
I'm usually down for all baker's bullshit, but this is really crossing the line.  I can't believe I'd never heard of this before.

Also, what the hell was the Tony Hawk backside lien doing in there????!?!?

What the fuck is a "backside lien?"