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« on: May 27, 2012, 10:49:51 PM »
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One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre incident off the MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when officers responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage -- where, according to the Herald, an officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.

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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2012, 10:57:21 PM »
It sounds like a PCP trip to me, although one article I read cited 'cocaine psychosis'.

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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2012, 03:19:41 AM »
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2012, 03:22:22 AM »
so far, the correct thread title should be "zombie".
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2012, 12:17:21 PM »
Not that far from there, two schools had hazmat teams come in, kids started getting a mysterious rash. Some doctor in another part of Florida got pulled over by some cops, and went nuts and started spitting blood on them.


http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402#.T8POksVqPDc


So yeah its happening. The Mayans said this would happen you know.


 

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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2012, 12:17:41 PM »
I just accidentally saw pics of the victims face....and I wish I hadn't....

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2012, 12:24:12 PM »
ugh. i'm sorry you had to see that sf. this sounds horrible.

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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2012, 03:16:34 PM »
Let's just go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2012, 03:19:56 PM »
Oh am I glad I got this baby



Gun would probably be better.

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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2012, 05:03:06 PM »
Zombies never made sense to me

Humans need food for fuel . Zombies are already dead so why do they need to feed ? All their organs are dead so theres no real reason to need food . And how do muscles work on zombies ? wouldnt they break down in in about 3 weeks or so ? like normal corpses ?
How do they even move if the brain is dead ?

Why dont zombies try to eat eachother ?

Each nations military and police should be able to deal with slow moving corpses ? and some countries allow the ppl to have guns and rifles so that should make it even easier . The diffrent countries health and safety teams should be able to deal with alot of it too


Prob alot of stuff I forgot about

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Re: zombies?
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2012, 07:24:38 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2012, 07:35:01 PM »
Zombies never made sense to me

Humans need food for fuel . Zombies are already dead so why do they need to feed ? All their organs are dead so theres no real reason to need food . And how do muscles work on zombies ? wouldnt they break down in in about 3 weeks or so ? like normal corpses ?
How do they even move if the brain is dead ?

Why dont zombies try to eat eachother ?

Each nations military and police should be able to deal with slow moving corpses ? and some countries allow the ppl to have guns and rifles so that should make it even easier . The diffrent countries health and safety teams should be able to deal with alot of it too


Prob alot of stuff I forgot about

when i think of zombies that could actually be real i think of those diseased muhfuckas off resident evil 4. like, they're not dead but some insanely fucked up parasite takes over a human body and drives them mad and they do crazy shit. dude in here sounded like he'd be on somethin like that. this nigga got shot 6 times and still kept eating someones face? holy shit! either thats some already mentally fucked up dude on drugs or he on some whole new other shit. i know yall been hearin about that flesh eating virus as well, im tellin yall the thought of real-life biological warfare is fuckin scary yo.

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2012, 01:57:11 PM »
either this has all been a hoax in the past week or zombies are real

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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2012, 02:27:37 PM »
If things keep going at this rate, I can see widespread panic and paranoia engulf the masses. Crazy shit for real.


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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2012, 04:17:15 PM »
fingers crossed for zombie apocalypse or actual 2012 disaster...
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2012, 04:37:52 PM »
Glad I own firearms instead of swords.

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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2012, 05:53:39 PM »
I just hope we all don't get stuck on a farm for WAY too long.

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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2012, 06:01:30 PM »
I just hope we all don't get stuck on a farm for WAY too long.

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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2012, 06:44:50 PM »
Sure why not, after all zombie dogs have been around since 2005...

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/magazine/11ideas_section4-21.html

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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2012, 06:58:01 PM »
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Canada/20120530/body-parts-apparently-sent-to-conservative-party-120530/

Another one from today, in Montreal. This time the guy filmed it and put it out online.....allegedly. 


edit note... There is something about kittens as well. Im a huge cat lover and i know a lot of slap heads are too so be warned to be pissed off and want to beat the shit out of the guy yourself.
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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2012, 08:03:15 PM »
dude im so down to go out in a zombie apocalypse. think about it, we all have to die; why not go out guns blazing? plus im betting dollars to donuts that running from fucking zombies all day will make even the most stuck up chicks begging for any cock that still has blood running through it  8)
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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2012, 11:24:47 PM »
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Canada/20120530/body-parts-apparently-sent-to-conservative-party-120530/

Another one from today, in Montreal. This time the guy filmed it and put it out online.....allegedly. 


edit note... There is something about kittens as well. Im a huge cat lover and i know a lot of slap heads are too so be warned to be pissed off and want to beat the shit out of the guy yourself.

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« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2012, 01:16:20 AM »
i am really angry that someone posted that picture earlier in the thread.  i kind of guess that someone might post it, and knew what i might be getting myself into, but kept scrolling down anyone.

reminded me of inside-out boy.  anybody remember that?

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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2012, 04:22:13 AM »
i am really angry that someone posted that picture earlier in the thread.  i kind of guess that someone might post it, and knew what i might be getting myself into, but kept scrolling down anyone.

reminded me of inside-out boy.  anybody remember that?
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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2012, 04:37:43 AM »
Let's just go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

This reply is full of win.

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« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2012, 08:48:18 AM »
Zombies never made sense to me

Humans need food for fuel . Zombies are already dead so why do they need to feed ? All their organs are dead so theres no real reason to need food . And how do muscles work on zombies ? wouldnt they break down in in about 3 weeks or so ? like normal corpses ?
How do they even move if the brain is dead ?

Why dont zombies try to eat eachother ?

Each nations military and police should be able to deal with slow moving corpses ? and some countries allow the ppl to have guns and rifles so that should make it even easier . The diffrent countries health and safety teams should be able to deal with alot of it too


Prob alot of stuff I forgot about

Man, you need to read World War Z... it actually speaks to just about everything you mentioned. Super fun read.

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Re: zombies?
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2012, 10:00:50 AM »
What about mummies?