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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #180 on: June 29, 2012, 12:17:13 AM »
just a sociological experiment I'm doing for the purpose of observing your reaction. Fascinating. The researcher has become the specimen . . .

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #181 on: June 29, 2012, 05:24:26 AM »
lol
To be a rock and not to roll

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #182 on: June 29, 2012, 07:36:23 AM »

Your entire persona is stolen, got your swag out the recycling bin!
You are the token black guy around the whitest of friends and you take modeling pictures and use photoshop to lighten your skin!

Psuedo-intellectual faggot! You need to take a lesson on respect!
How are you going to act hard now, When we've seen you in the confession thread revealing your teenage depression on the net!

Gipper STYLED ON YOU, and you focused on sight!
Catching feelings non-stop! You need to refocus your life!

I'm just having fun with a couple of bars
I'm like a dealer the way I provoke these jokers without shuffling cards!



+Ha. Yeah. Stupid shit. It's all in fun though.

 You got what you wanted!



LOL

You tried to step to me as a rapper and suffered the same fate as victor. Not to mention that your submissive demeanor only further proves the fact that you're salty as fuck right now.

You lose!



Haha.

I quickly wrote those lines before I went to my girlfriends house last night. I skim through all of the novels and didn't catch your bars right away, and I was inspired to respond.

I figured I would at least demonstrate the fact that I am capable of writing rhymes, regardless of how wack they were lol.

I don't really fuck with this keystyle bullshit much though. I used to battle on some rap websites when I was younger before I actually got a mic.

Here's some more 4u.



Gitchurr paper up! I'm earning and splurging my cheddur!
Insecure faggot! No swag, possible fag. You might just be a virgin 4ever!

Fuckboy, this ain't theater class! but you're such a passionate actor
Plus your music is garbage, might as well go and throw it to the trash compactor!

Your confidence is low and you'll never make it rapping
And I'm better than you at skating, so instead of trying to save face you should have taken evasive action

I've already proved my points, like Amar'e in the lane
Your outdated games play like atari, You're lame and your sorry
Steadily taking dives and complaining! You're James Harden in the paint!!!!!

Obsessing over men on the slap forum is more than an act of boredom!
You started this, I just react on accordance! Your entire life holds a lack of importance!


You cannot match what I've accomplished so save your comments!
SK8D00D is a wack faggot in the lowest level of tax bracket!
Just another victim of REAGONOMICS!



hahaha.

You can't win this one.

Focus your account./

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #183 on: June 29, 2012, 08:38:15 AM »
i love how some people in the world are complete faggots.

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #184 on: June 29, 2012, 09:30:14 AM »
Oh how the mighty have fallen! NOW who's the one trying to prove themselves to the people of SLAP? You went from saying that it was a waste of time to battle someone over message board drama, to frantically coming up with excuses as to why your raps weren't as good as they could have been. You're nothing more than an Internet ginuea pig for my newly learned psychological tactics, and they have all worked. I'm a lil busy right now SaPpy, but I'll be back to spar with you later. I got a couple beats I wanna practice flowing to.

Haha!

This entire situation is nothing more than entertainment for me.

I decided to play along and write some bars and now you want to run away?

I'm disappointed.

You let the people down!

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #185 on: June 29, 2012, 09:33:37 AM »



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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #186 on: June 29, 2012, 09:40:12 AM »
I'll be back soon enough, it's just that right now (at work) isn't the best place to practice my rap skills. I'm a REAL artist, what can I say? I like to do shot at my own pace and do it right.


+ you suffer from the same symptoms as every other wanna white rapper

Severe lack of flow with the cheesiest of metaphors!


[email protected] your rushed response with all of those missing words and shit. Talk about doing "shot" at your own pace.

Slow down, youngin'!





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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #187 on: June 29, 2012, 09:44:16 AM »
wow you are really fucking bad at this strike a pose. i expected more from a lame white guy who adores athletic black men.

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #188 on: June 29, 2012, 09:45:55 AM »
This thread is hillarious. You guys are all idiots. How did you miss the deep symbolism of a gif from the music video 99 problems (but a btich ain't one)? You illiterate fucks need to spend more time practicing your gif symbolism on the message boards.

it would be awesome if these are the same person

not actually awesome, but kind of awesome
^at first the change in grammar/style between d00d and Will Easley makes me think SaP might be posting from both accounts just to keep us all going...but now this has gone on so long that would only be possible if SaP is a real piece of shit loser, which I guess is highly possible. Thanks for giving me something to read at work, faggot(s).
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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #189 on: June 29, 2012, 10:00:44 AM »
This thread is hillarious. You guys are all idiots. How did you miss the deep symbolism of a gif from the music video 99 problems (but a btich ain't one)? You illiterate fucks need to spend more time practicing your gif symbolism on the message boards.

it would be awesome if these are the same person

not actually awesome, but kind of awesome
^at first the change in grammar/style between d00d and Will Easley makes me think SaP might be posting from both accounts just to keep us all going...but now this has gone on so long that would only be possible if SaP is a real piece of shit loser, which I guess is highly possible. Thanks for giving me something to read at work, faggot(s).

You highlighted an interesting concept that I mistakenly overlooked.

What if this new account isn't even D00D, and I'm being led on by an imposter?

It is a possibility, but the wave of leaking emotions and frustration are signature D00D traits.


+ I also think its funny that I have seemingly achieved the level of recognition that D00D has always yearned for, and falsely claimed to have earned.


Is all of this rooted in jealousy?


It's funny that a complete stranger is feeling the heat of defeat and is too weak to conceal his anger!


I mean, I'm comfortable right now. I'm not renting self help books and attending lifestyle seminars.


"DON'T BE CRUEL!"



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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #190 on: June 29, 2012, 10:43:43 AM »
I'm taking a 'how to be a successful rapper' course, and I'm only a few credits away, and I must say:

do neither of you know how to use multisyllabic rhymes? I don't expect SaP to be very good (which he isn't), but, D00d, you do the trademark rookie rap. Ya know:

blah blah blah (x)

blah blah blah (rhymes with x)

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #191 on: June 29, 2012, 11:41:50 AM »
Victor can't read.


[email protected] this fake assed Drake shit.

Certified virgin muzik!

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #192 on: June 29, 2012, 03:52:03 PM »
I'm a fuckin beast with multisylable rhymes, even in my radio-friendly chick songs! Peep game at 0:49- 1:09. Shit, 90% of my bars rhyme multi-sylablly





EDIT: Thought I'd hit yall with another throwback as well, for tha stoners!



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When Slap is in ashes you have my permission to die.
I will leave Slap in ruins

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #193 on: June 29, 2012, 04:12:57 PM »
OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after



(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

blah blah blah (X)
blah blah blah (rhymes with x)

or even worse:

blah blah blah (x)
blah blah blah (x)

what happened to 90% of your rhymes being multisyllabic?

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #194 on: June 29, 2012, 04:24:20 PM »
When Slap is in ashes you have my permission to die.
I will leave Slap in ruins

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #195 on: June 29, 2012, 05:00:01 PM »
blah blah blah (X)
blah blah blah (rhymes with x)

or even worse:

blah blah blah (x)
blah blah blah (x)

what happened to 90% of your rhymes being multisyllabic?


I don't think you realize how ignorant you sound victor. Here's some of the multi-syllabic rhyming in that verse. Admittedly some of them are slant rhymes, but they still count nonetheless


Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

are you dumb? two slant rhymes = one rhyme in my book


Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records

You are dumb. "drop" and "pop" rhyme. Last I checked, though, a word can't rhyme with itself. Maybe you're the one who is ignorant to rules of the english language

You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

sure, I'll accept this one, even if the first is a slant

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me

you are back to square dumb.


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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #196 on: June 29, 2012, 05:21:21 PM »
lol, you truly are ignorant.

So you're saying that two slant rhymes equal one "real" rhyme? Hahaha, WOW. Lemme just say, fuck "your book", nobody reads it.

In poems, song lyrics, etc. if you use the same 2 words they are obviously going to rhyme, and they can be mixed with the words before them to create multi-sylabic rhymes within seperate bars. If you say, "drop records" & "pop records" they sound similar don't they? That's because they rhyme fool!


I see right through your petty advances though. Tryna flame people just so you can get a little shine within my masterpiece of thread.
Once again, riding on the coattails of my success. How many times have we flamed each other victor? How many times have I made you look like an idiot? I woulda thought you'd given up by now.

Ya caught me, man.

D00d, D00d, D00d, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

P.S. And I just love your flashy ways.

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #197 on: June 29, 2012, 09:09:19 PM »
dig up stupid(s)!
this thread is like a car crash (and very homosexual).

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #198 on: June 29, 2012, 09:54:52 PM »
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #199 on: June 29, 2012, 10:17:44 PM »
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.

A title so revered by the multitudes of half-brained SLAP posters, yet so utterly inconsequential.

Only a man who spends his days yearning for what his life could be, instead making strides to achieve it, would even think to bring up this non-issue

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #200 on: June 29, 2012, 10:25:31 PM »
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.

A title so revered by the multitudes of half-brained SLAP posters, yet so utterly inconsequential.

Only a man who spends his days yearning for what his life could be, instead making strides to achieve it, would even think to bring up this non-issue

You got an ugly dick.

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #201 on: June 29, 2012, 10:56:18 PM »
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.
I'm a flaming homosexual built for faggotry

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #202 on: June 29, 2012, 11:14:22 PM »
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.

A title so revered by the multitudes of half-brained SLAP posters, yet so utterly inconsequential.

Only a man who spends his days yearning for what his life could be, instead making strides to achieve it, would even think to bring up this non-issue

You got an ugly dick.

Wrong Victor, my good man.

I'm a flaming homosexual built for faggotry
Don't be so hard on yourself

No pun intended  ;)

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #203 on: June 29, 2012, 11:32:19 PM »








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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #204 on: June 30, 2012, 06:51:38 AM »
I love Bird on a Wire

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #205 on: June 30, 2012, 08:00:48 AM »
Both of those songs were wack as fuck, Though will likely appeal to the majority of people who listen to wack shit

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #206 on: June 30, 2012, 08:30:04 AM »
OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after



(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

Your bars were trash/filled with angst and anger!

2-0 in my favor at this point.



You claimed to have ditched the fake persona, but your current comments could astonish the nearest drama club
You're nothing more than a common scrub who's self worth is cheaper than a ramen cup~

You beg and plead with women like  "please!!!!!" and they still don't wanna get it on with ya~
While I'm always up! getting next to "but" like a comma does! (cheesin' on em!)

You should have remain retired from action, I inspired your collapse
You sound tired on your tracks, singing like a choir full of fags! (JONAS BROTHER)

Always getting mad at victor, I thought you were a master troll?
I've entrapped your soul! You can play it safe but you still can't crack the code!

You are a nervous virgin looking for love on the internet!
That's fine, you still have plenty of time, but don't front on me like I'm not well above your intellect

You catch feelings so Easley! I guess I would be mad too if my music was treated like a blanket on the floor (SLEEPING SOUNDLY!)
talking like you made it already, but your boat is anchored to the shore!

I don't have to act hard, you suffer from dwarfism!
I'm fully grown and I'd stomp you like a gnome, you can't see me like poor vision!


ha.

I don't think anyone cares about this anymore. But we can keep the ball rolling.


+Riff Raff is that boy!

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #207 on: June 30, 2012, 09:22:02 AM »
OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after



(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

Your bars were trash/filled with angst and anger!

2-0 in my favor at this point.



You claimed to have ditched the fake persona, but your current comments could astonish the nearest drama club
You're nothing more than a common scrub who's self worth is cheaper than a ramen cup~

You beg and plead with women like  "please!!!!!" and they still don't wanna get it on with ya~
While I'm always up! getting next to "but" like a comma does! (cheesin' on em!)

You should have remain retired from action, I inspired your collapse
You sound tired on your tracks, singing like a choir full of fags! (JONAS BROTHER)

Always getting mad at victor, I thought you were a master troll?
I've entrapped your soul! You can play it safe but you still can't crack the code!

You are a nervous virgin looking for love on the internet!
That's fine, you still have plenty of time, but don't front on me like I'm not well above your intellect

You catch feelings so Easley! I guess I would be mad too if my music was treated like a blanket on the floor (SLEEPING SOUNDLY!)
talking like you made it already, but your boat is anchored to the shore!

I don't have to act hard, you suffer from dwarfism!
I'm fully grown and I'd stomp you like a gnome, you can't see me like poor vision!


ha.

I don't think anyone cares about this anymore. But we can keep the ball rolling.


+Riff Raff is that boy!


See, D00d, even this guy can do compound rhymes. He even has multiple rhymes in a single line at times.

Maybe you could ask him for some pointers or something. I'm sure he'd be glad to help.

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #208 on: June 30, 2012, 09:35:09 AM »
Both of those songs were wack as fuck, Though will likely appeal to the majority of people who listen to wack shit
The Raff man don't really be making sense the majority of the time.

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Re: Why did D00D get banned?
« Reply #209 on: June 30, 2012, 09:46:17 AM »
OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after



(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

Your bars were trash/filled with angst and anger!

2-0 in my favor at this point.



You claimed to have ditched the fake persona, but your current comments could astonish the nearest drama club
You're nothing more than a common scrub who's self worth is cheaper than a ramen cup~

You beg and plead with women like  "please!!!!!" and they still don't wanna get it on with ya~
While I'm always up! getting next to "but" like a comma does! (cheesin' on em!)

You should have remain retired from action, I inspired your collapse
You sound tired on your tracks, singing like a choir full of fags! (JONAS BROTHER)

Always getting mad at victor, I thought you were a master troll?
I've entrapped your soul! You can play it safe but you still can't crack the code!

You are a nervous virgin looking for love on the internet!
That's fine, you still have plenty of time, but don't front on me like I'm not well above your intellect

You catch feelings so Easley! I guess I would be mad too if my music was treated like a blanket on the floor (SLEEPING SOUNDLY!)
talking like you made it already, but your boat is anchored to the shore!

I don't have to act hard, you suffer from dwarfism!
I'm fully grown and I'd stomp you like a gnome, you can't see me like poor vision!


ha.

I don't think anyone cares about this anymore. But we can keep the ball rolling.


+Riff Raff is that boy!


See, D00d, even this guy can do compound rhymes. He even has multiple rhymes in a single line at times.

Maybe you could ask him for some pointers or something. I'm sure he'd be glad to help.

Yeah, D00Ds rhyme schemes are very elementary. He isn't on my level when it comes to syllable structure.


He's a novice~