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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #60 on: June 26, 2012, 08:41:23 PM »
Flaccid penis is gost.

Made the error of taking a bite of a corndog the instant before reading this.

Laughed, choked, cried.
Throat cleared, eyes dried.
Laughed a little more.
Thank you Stab



Did this seriously just get moved to Classic Slap?
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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #61 on: June 26, 2012, 09:16:03 PM »
this only furthers the fact that harry crews is an idiot, she's a babe.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #62 on: June 26, 2012, 09:48:02 PM »
this only furthers the fact that harry crews is an idiot, she's a babe.

Lol, you just don't get much pussy. Shit bitch.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #63 on: June 26, 2012, 10:05:02 PM »
this only furthers the fact that harry crews is an idiot, she's a babe.

Lol, you just don't get much pussy. Shit bitch.
Are you aware that there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy fucking God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy.

Ok, now I feel bad for you. I feel bad for people who don?t know any better because it?s not their fault, they just happen to not know any better so people can?t get tight at that so now I?m going to make you realize the truth behind all this. I?m going to go step by step and tell you what you?re doing and how ridiculous it is. I don?t need to know your name because that doesn?t justify who you are as a person; based off all these previous judgmental opinions you?ve been claiming on me, I already know the type of person you are and it?s sad you can?t realize it yourself but once again, it?s not your fault, you don?t know any better. But anyways, fuck you.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2012, 10:24:29 PM »
this only furthers the fact that harry crews is an idiot, she's a babe.

Lol, you just don't get much pussy. Shit bitch.

Who are some women you do like?

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #65 on: June 26, 2012, 10:44:19 PM »
this only furthers the fact that harry crews is an idiot, she's a babe.

Lol, you just don't get much pussy. Shit bitch.

Who are some women you do like?
His mom?
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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #66 on: June 26, 2012, 10:53:40 PM »
God Bless America

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #67 on: June 26, 2012, 10:57:48 PM »
is Harry Crews that faggot from south america that was hating on yoga pants?

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #68 on: June 26, 2012, 11:08:40 PM »

She's fat, wears too much make up, plucks her eyebrows, dresses like an average slag. I would if I was drunk.  Also that British accent would be fucking annoying.  Yikes v


Why? Because I'm not mesmerised by some tits that are probably already sagging? You just have low standards.  Also the only girls that pluck their eyebrows don't help their looks by doing it.  If you think that is normal, you probably like the fake tan hoe style.

Like I said, shit bitch, would hit it if I was drunk, definitely never call or text.

Haha
you are ridiculous

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #69 on: June 26, 2012, 11:30:18 PM »
sick ass photobomb by the girl


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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #70 on: June 27, 2012, 12:19:27 AM »
sick ass photobomb by the girl


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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #71 on: June 27, 2012, 01:01:29 AM »
You guys just like a trife slag. No need to get offended, we all like what we like.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #72 on: June 27, 2012, 02:13:52 AM »
dis nigga gay ya'll

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #73 on: June 27, 2012, 02:21:51 AM »
harrycrews likes hairycocks.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #74 on: June 27, 2012, 05:26:21 AM »
You guys just like a trife slag. No need to get offended, we all like what we like.

One thing is really throwing me off: almost all women pluck their eyebrows.  What is your aversion to that act?  You like them Eugene Levy brows?  "I ONLY FUCK CHICKS WHO DON'T PLUCK THEIR EYEBROWS!" 


Also, my theory is Harry Crews is the result of boarding school rape.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #75 on: June 27, 2012, 06:23:11 AM »







« Last Edit: June 27, 2012, 06:31:39 AM by saucy ragu »
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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #76 on: June 27, 2012, 06:40:24 AM »
this only furthers the fact that harry crews is an idiot, she's a babe.

Lol, you just don't get much pussy. Shit bitch.

Who are some women you do like?

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #77 on: June 27, 2012, 09:04:04 AM »


I see what you mean harry crews. Obesity is no way to go through life.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #78 on: June 27, 2012, 09:11:41 AM »
And she's in the selfish video. Jeremy you're a slayer.
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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #79 on: June 27, 2012, 09:14:52 AM »
Her twitter name is "@JuicyRaemers". This gift won't stop giving.                                                       

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2012, 09:27:42 AM »
Them girls make me wanna talk like this to them.
"hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?"

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #81 on: June 27, 2012, 09:32:18 AM »
great tits+girl next door face -any idea what her butt looks like= internet hottie

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #82 on: June 27, 2012, 09:41:16 AM »
Harry Crew's perfect chick:



Actually on closer inspection she may be a little fat and wear too much makeup.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #83 on: June 27, 2012, 09:45:32 AM »

however, i do kind of hate that thing that some british people do where they end every sentence with "x"

like, why?

There's four languages in Britain, they get confused.

Who cares if they have good tits.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #84 on: June 27, 2012, 09:51:18 AM »












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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #85 on: June 27, 2012, 09:53:11 AM »

however, i do kind of hate that thing that some british people do where they end every sentence with "x"

like, why?

There's four languages in Britain, they get confused.

Who cares if they have good tits.

???

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #86 on: June 27, 2012, 10:12:34 AM »
I want to befriend Ben to get closer to his sister, Penis to vagina close

Edit* Is it just me or does she resemble Dylan Ryder except with a cuter face?

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #87 on: June 27, 2012, 10:45:01 AM »
I want to befriend Ben to get closer to his sister



Why do you think they put him on enjoi?

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #88 on: June 27, 2012, 10:48:37 AM »
LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #89 on: June 27, 2012, 11:16:57 AM »

however, i do kind of hate that thing that some british people do where they end every sentence with "x"

like, why?

There's four languages in Britain, they get confused.

Who cares if they have good tits.

???

Sorry, i mean who cares, she's got rad tits.