Microwave ice cream

[TheNAC]

no that shit was years ago, im just pointing out that under certain circumstances ice cream can spontaneously com bust, and is an accelerent due to its high oxygen content

I knew it was a warning.

[bakingsoda]

Oh yeah microwaving ice cream's what's up. I also like to sprinkle rat shit, rotten berries and peanut shells on top with a banana peel for an extra treat.

[Bronson]

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Uh....just got that one?

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haha i thought the same thing. you'd figure that germany would have a way gnarlier ice cream selection than canada, seeing as how that general area of europe seems to be stereotyped as fat chocolate lovers? well, at least that's what i learned from the simpsons.

[essal]

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One time my beer froze, so I put it in the microwave. It worked, but then it tasted soapy.

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The best is when you put a cold can of beer in the freezer for 20-30 minutes then you have a beer slushie.  If you really want to treat yourself, drink it while taking a hot shower.  Oh baby.

beer and a shower is better than bad sex.

[Monty Burns]

the best icecream machine in the world

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what about vanilla ice cream in tea? picked the habit up in ireland when i was really young, it's surprisingly good and a quick alternative if you're out of milk.

[trannies and mannies]

just throw whole thing in oven for an hour

hahahaha

[TheNAC]

what about vanilla ice cream in tea? picked the habit up in ireland when i was really young, it's surprisingly good and a quick alternative if you're out of milk.

That sounds good. I've done it in hot chocolate before, the coldness of the ice cream really brings out a more mild heat from the hot chocolate, I find.