Why is inlining more respected than skateboarding?

[Jaren Grob]

You know The MONSTA...

been bladin my whole life and i just don't get it PALS, i thought you dudes were about gnar and speed, well with inlining you get it all, and if you want to step of the board well guess what YOU CANT, and that's what keeps me goin, cruising the strand or doing reverse pornstars at your local high school.  look out ladies... real life comin' at you real fast, anybody along for the ride??

if anyone wants to blade with me hit me up, I do kids birthday parties and both bar and bat mitzvahs primarily.  But I'll gladly come bring a kicker ramp to your driveway and shred with you for 35 dollars the first hour and 15 dollars every hour after that.  Pretty primo deal im just sayin. my number is 1 503 312 0622. seriously ill come by and show you my abs for free to see if that seals the deal.

I know I got a little sidetracked but why,  why is blading so much sicker than skateboarding?

sincerely,

Jaren Grobe

[Reptar]

LOL DIDNT READ.

[MuchasGracias]

LOL DIDNT READ.

[Sleazy]

been a while since we've had a decent fake account. patiently waiting to see how this one pans out.

[I Can't Think]

Troll Harder

[happenstance]

been a while since we've had a decent fake account. patiently waiting to see how this one pans out.

His first post was funny. Each one after that is less so.

[RobbieE]

Kidding aside...people dont blade anymore do they? My God...please say no!!! Just started back after a broken back skating a big gap...I thought 2 years would have been enough time for inliners to give up! Funnish post though...

[RobbieE]

Didn't see an introduction forum...did I overlook it? Thanks...

[brianwilson]

Why are you here?

[RobbieE]

Like I said BW you dick, I'm here to try and meet your mom...though we could talk some skating, there's always a dick to the new members. Sorry to the forum but I'm not some punk kid with an attitude against new members. Bye....

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

there are still rollerbladers in europe. one asked me last night if i was going to 'disco' while i was drinking a beer on the bench watching them do flippedy-do to stinkfish grind.

[brianwilson]

Like I said BW you dick, I'm here to try and meet your mom...though we could talk some skating, there's always a dick to the new members. Sorry to the forum but I'm not some punk kid with an attitude against new members. Bye....

I'm sorry. 

[apad88]

You know The MONSTA...

been bladin my whole life and i just don't get it PALS, i thought you dudes were about gnar and speed, well with inlining you get it all, and if you want to step of the board well guess what YOU CANT, and that's what keeps me goin, cruising the strand or doing reverse pornstars at your local high school.  look out ladies... real life comin' at you real fast, anybody along for the ride??

if anyone wants to blade with me hit me up, I do kids birthday parties and both bar and bat mitzvahs primarily.  But I'll gladly come bring a kicker ramp to your driveway and shred with you for 35 dollars the first hour and 15 dollars every hour after that.  Pretty primo deal im just sayin. my number is 1 503 312 0622. seriously ill come by and show you my abs for free to see if that seals the deal.

I know I got a little sidetracked but why,  why is blading so much sicker than skateboarding?

sincerely,

Jaren Grobe

was it difficult telling your parents you are a pillow biter?

[Dutch]

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You know The MONSTA...

been bladin my whole life and i just don't get it PALS, i thought you dudes were about gnar and speed, well with inlining you get it all, and if you want to step of the board well guess what YOU CANT, and that's what keeps me goin, cruising the strand or doing reverse pornstars at your local high school.  look out ladies... real life comin' at you real fast, anybody along for the ride??

if anyone wants to blade with me hit me up, I do kids birthday parties and both bar and bat mitzvahs primarily.  But I'll gladly come bring a kicker ramp to your driveway and shred with you for 35 dollars the first hour and 15 dollars every hour after that.  Pretty primo deal im just sayin. my number is 1 503 312 0622. seriously ill come by and show you my abs for free to see if that seals the deal.

I know I got a little sidetracked but why,  why is blading so much sicker than skateboarding?

sincerely,

Jaren Grobe

[close]

was it difficult telling your parents you are a pillow biter?

lol... old but made me think of this one!

[Moe]

..what the fuck