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Lockdown Skateboards website
« on: July 26, 2012, 06:22:50 PM »

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 06:28:32 PM »
His Photosynthesis part is nowhere to be found on the site.

How could this be?



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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2012, 06:28:48 PM »
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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2012, 06:29:59 PM »


I honestly don't hate Wenning, and feel kinda bad for him. He fucked up and he knows it.

But if you're really trying to get your career back off the ground, you can't put more effort than that into the one photo you're going to have on your website, where you are the only pro?

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2012, 06:31:53 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That ad is so fucking wack.

Is dude really wearing reebok pumps?

what the fuck.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2012, 06:57:26 PM »


I honestly don't hate Wenning, and feel kinda bad for him. He fucked up and he knows it.

But if you're really trying to get your career back off the ground, you can't put more effort than that into the one photo you're going to have on your website, where you are the only pro?

I can't get over how thick and round his head and neck is in this pic, its like a beach ball...

And his trick selection is super weird for him...pumps..?
« Last Edit: July 26, 2012, 11:29:38 PM by Shamalamalon »

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2012, 07:06:25 PM »


I honestly don't hate Wenning, and feel kinda bad for him. He fucked up and he knows it.

But if you're really trying to get your career back off the ground, you can't put more effort than that into the one photo you're going to have on your website, where you are the only pro?

I can't get over how thick and round his head and neck is in this pic, its like a beach ball...

And his trick selection is super weird or him...
wow, sick trick that bank is hella steep.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 07:13:25 PM »
did sturt shoot that? the tree on the right isn't straight, i bet the camera's tilted to make it look that steep
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 07:17:21 PM »
 I see him at Super Golden in Sea Bright all the time eating egg rolls and sipping on soco all day long.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2012, 07:36:33 PM »

this shit never gets old.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2012, 07:47:15 PM »

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 08:03:33 PM »
Gavin is the old fatface
Wenning is the new fatface

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 08:07:33 PM »
well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.

http://www.hillskateboards.com/#!media

watch the you tube stuff!
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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2012, 08:25:22 PM »
I got a kick about referring to the only other rider as a "fine addition to the lineup." Since when is 1 dude a "lineup" anyway? I never followed Wenning but trying to define himself and his brand based off of a short time in prison, probably level 2 rehabilitational, is stupid. If he went with "I fucked up but it's time to get on with life then at least that's respectable. Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.


Note to Wenning: the switchblade logo doesn't make sense, should've done crossed shanks to keep with the theme, as retarded as it is.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2012, 08:28:26 PM »
Drop ins are the new switch back tails.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2012, 08:31:00 PM »
well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.

http://www.hillskateboards.com/#!media

watch the you tube stuff!

Holy crap.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2012, 08:51:03 PM »
I'm about to send a spons tape to Hill! Get that Chedda!!
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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2012, 08:59:39 PM »
Whenever hes at the skatepark a lot of the kids baby him.  "Brian  the park ranger is coming!"  (tosses him a helmet)

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2012, 09:03:19 PM »
well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.

http://www.hillskateboards.com/#!media

watch the you tube stuff!

Holy crap.



A bail/fall section of this guy would be hilarious.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2012, 09:04:07 PM »
The Hill Skates site and the Lockdown site should not be visited in the same night.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2012, 09:10:47 PM »
i can't help but wonder if that dc intro fucking jynxed this guy for life whenever i see new coverage of him. just be a humble washed up dude and quit tarnishing your legacy brian, do yourself that favor please.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2012, 09:15:02 PM »
well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.

http://www.hillskateboards.com/#!media

watch the you tube stuff!

Holy crap.



hahaha, that fucking song.
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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2012, 09:16:29 PM »
well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.

http://www.hillskateboards.com/#!media

watch the you tube stuff!

Come on, Frankie Hill has always been cheesy, typical Santa Barbara kid and he's not pretending to fit an image just to be cool and sell product. Nobody denies he was a huge innovator and at his age after tons of serious injuries it's good to see him on a board and getting stoked. Besides, ollieing that high in your 30's and 40's after knee injuries in no easy feat. I just watched this and got hyped, wish I could go skate right now. Love his super-sketch crazy style. Cut him a break, like it or not at least it's about shredding and not fake images and pity parties. I have respect for Hill, as corny as he can be.

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2012, 10:36:39 PM »
This thread should be called "Wenning Piling on You"
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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2012, 11:30:29 PM »
well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.

http://www.hillskateboards.com/#!media

watch the you tube stuff!

Holy crap.




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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2012, 11:38:28 PM »
well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.

http://www.hillskateboards.com/#!media

watch the you tube stuff!

Holy crap.



hahaha, that fucking song.

ho lee shit...



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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2012, 01:34:41 AM »
Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.



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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2012, 02:07:54 AM »
well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.

http://www.hillskateboards.com/#!media

watch the you tube stuff!

Holy crap.







hahaha, that fucking song.

ho lee shit...






Jesus H Fucking Christ. That Hill site is horrible. Another old favourite pro of mine has just shot himself down in flames. Why cant some people just let sleeping dogs lie...?

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Re: Lockdown Skateboards website
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2012, 02:13:36 AM »
And Wennings shit is wild too. So sad really. From amazing switch tres and pop-out ledge wizardry to doing drop-ins and whatever that grab monstrosity is...