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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1080 on: August 16, 2013, 04:17:07 PM »
 Jose Calderon and Devin Harris coming back aswell?

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1081 on: August 16, 2013, 04:24:42 PM »
Just to get you doods cought up. I think we should do a SLAP fantasy basketball league next season

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1082 on: August 16, 2013, 08:22:29 PM »
One exists. I run it.
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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1083 on: August 21, 2013, 09:22:27 AM »
Cool can I join next time

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1084 on: August 21, 2013, 10:41:45 AM »
no

who even gave you the ok to post in this thread
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1085 on: August 26, 2013, 01:47:26 PM »
hahaha fair enough, probaly for the better I probaly? don't need another NBA fantasy team to manage
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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1086 on: August 26, 2013, 03:06:58 PM »
This years draft isn't the greatest but people are saying this CJ Mocollom dude on Portland will be really good. Also stoked on hometown beast Anthony Bennett going first overall but I don't think he'll be posting solid numbers his first year who do you guys have as sleepers busts ROY candidates or just good players?


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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1087 on: August 26, 2013, 03:57:39 PM »
PG- Westbrook
SG- Ryan Anderson
SF- King James
PF- Lamarcus Aldridge
C- Duncan

Westbrook was a iron man playing over 300 straight games prior to last year's playoffs. I expect a fierce season from Russ
RA best shooter in the league, period.. And now AD in his sophomore year will space the floor even better than last season.. no brainer
Lebron IS the Miami heat, he will dominate on all ends of the floor, and lead Miami to a 3rd str8 title
LA was a tough choice, but him and Lillard hooking up for a 2nd season will be a lot of fun to watch, very consistent 25 10 guy
Duncan is older now, slower, but still a goddamn beast under the hoop. He will guard the rim and score gimmies all year, SA is that good that a 40 year old man can dominate you..


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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1088 on: August 26, 2013, 05:15:44 PM »
I like your ballot for first team all NBA next year but let me help you a bit. Russel Westbrook just had knee surgery, okc would be smart  to d rose him.

Ryan Anderson is a forward. Stretch 4 actually.

Barring injury lebron is the best player in the game.

I would put Timmy at power foward since its his natural position, not to take away from LA, but the league is pretty deep at 4.

If Dwight remains to be a shell of himself I got Pekovic at best 5.

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1089 on: August 26, 2013, 05:35:53 PM »
Antwuan Jamison to the clippers if anyones still following free agency moves. man this upcoming season is about to be GREAT. so many storylines to watch all around the league.

also bentmode I think Westbrook will be good to go. A meniscus tear isn't nearly as serious as an ACL injury so he should be back to his regular self a few weeks into the season, if not opening night. i've had partial tears in both of my meniscuses and skated on them before they fully recovered weeks afterwards. Not exactly the same thing, but its definitely not too bad of an injury. hell bounce back just fine.

I think Dwights gonna come back with a vengence too. I was never a fan of his childish ass indecisiveness, but hell be looking to prove himself in houston and he has a better fitting supporting cast around him. he should be as good as if not better than he was during his best days in orlando

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1090 on: August 26, 2013, 05:43:15 PM »
I like your ballot for first team all NBA next year but let me help you a bit. Russel Westbrook just had knee surgery, okc would be smart  to d rose him.

Ryan Anderson is a forward. Stretch 4 actually.

Barring injury lebron is the best player in the game.

I would put Timmy at power foward since its his natural position, not to take away from LA, but the league is pretty deep at 4.

If Dwight remains to be a shell of himself I got Pekovic at best 5.


I have no idea how fantasy sports work, just assumed you take 1 of every position and deal with trades as the season progresses. The King can play all positions, guard Centers so he has no position really.

Big fan of Pekovic, fantasy sleeper that`s for sure. Who else will get it done for Minny.. I should have taken Detroit`s Josh Smith at PF, the guy is a stats filling machine, and he never gets the credit

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1091 on: August 26, 2013, 10:35:23 PM »
lebron james cannot guard centers.

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1092 on: August 27, 2013, 05:32:52 AM »
Lamar a crackhead

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1093 on: August 27, 2013, 05:37:42 AM »
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I like your ballot for first team all NBA next year but let me help you a bit. Russel Westbrook just had knee surgery, okc would be smart  to d rose him.

Ryan Anderson is a forward. Stretch 4 actually.

Barring injury lebron is the best player in the game.

I would put Timmy at power foward since its his natural position, not to take away from LA, but the league is pretty deep at 4.

If Dwight remains to be a shell of himself I got Pekovic at best 5.


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I have no idea how fantasy sports work, just assumed you take 1 of every position and deal with trades as the season progresses. The King can play all positions, guard Centers so he has no position really.

Big fan of Pekovic, fantasy sleeper that`s for sure. Who else will get it done for Minny.. I should have taken Detroit`s Josh Smith at PF, the guy is a stats filling machine, and he never gets the credit

I'm pretty big on josh smith, but he's a sf trapped in a pf's body. He's always taken horrid long range jumpshots and 3s. He certainly has gotten better about taking less of those shots. Guy definetly puts up great numbers though.
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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1094 on: August 28, 2013, 07:59:47 PM »
lebron james cannot guard centers.
Lebron can guard Centers better than most Centers can guard centers. He got robbed of defensive player of the year, Marc gasol?? WUT

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1095 on: August 28, 2013, 10:05:23 PM »
Marc Gasol won for being the best offensive defensive player of the year. But those forearms tho...


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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1096 on: August 29, 2013, 12:20:02 AM »
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lebron james cannot guard centers.
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Lebron can guard Centers better than most Centers can guard centers. He got robbed of defensive player of the year, Marc gasol?? WUT

you're a fucking idiot and need to get lebron's sack removed from your asophagus. Lebron CANNOT guard centres. If he could, why was a scrub like Hibbert looking like prime Hakeem against his team? Why was a senior-citizen duncan shitting on his team? Why did he struggle to matchup against David West at the 4? Why was Spo, a very good defensive coach, matching Chris Bosh and Birdman up against the opposing teams C instead of Bron? Lebron is a very versatile defender but he frankly cannot guard Centres. He may  do well for 1-2 posssesions by fronting the post but he cannot guard centres for more than that. he is still a very versatile defender and a great help defender  there is not a single year he has deserved DPOY and I seriously doubt there ever will be, his man defense leaves so much to be desired. stop watchign ESPN and start watching some actual basketball games.

 Joakim Noah deserved DPOY last year imo.

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1097 on: September 04, 2013, 09:35:56 AM »
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/nba-superfan-jimmy-goldstein-own-ideas-stop-flopping-175814547--nba.html
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    Last season, the NBA tried to discourage flopping by fining players. As Commissioner David Stern acknowledged, it didn't work. Therefore, I would propose another approach to stop the flop. The rule should be changed so any time that a defensive player falls flat on his back immediately upon contact from an offensive player, the officials will not call any foul.

    This rule will eliminate any motivation for the defensive player to deliberately fall down when contact is made.

    Those opposed to my proposal will suggest that this is not fair to the defensive player who can't stop himself from falling on his back after being run over by (say) LeBron James.

    My answer is that the defensive player will make every effort to keep his balance so that a foul will be called. And if he staggers before falling, the official will be allowed to call the foul. The offensive player will be afraid to run over the defensive player because the offensive player will be called for a foul so long as the defensive player holds his balance for a split second before falling (or doesn't fall flat on his back).
http://www.nba.com/2013/news/09/02/morning-tip-jimmy-goldstein-guest-column-los-angeles-lakers/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt3b

Not a bad idea.  I'd like to see how it works in game action.

On another note,
when are we starting a new thread for the 2013-14 season?  Preseason starts in a month.

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1098 on: September 04, 2013, 02:04:49 PM »
Don't see it happening. I think it's just their first instinct to try to draw the foul. Or like an offensive player shooting a 3 then trying to draw contact. Same as NFL I suppose with concussions they're inevitable.
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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1099 on: September 04, 2013, 03:13:13 PM »
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lebron james cannot guard centers.
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Lebron can guard Centers better than most Centers can guard centers. He got robbed of defensive player of the year, Marc gasol?? WUT
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you're a fucking idiot and need to get lebron's sack removed from your asophagus. Lebron CANNOT guard centres. If he could, why was a scrub like Hibbert looking like prime Hakeem against his team? Why was a senior-citizen duncan shitting on his team? Why did he struggle to matchup against David West at the 4? Why was Spo, a very good defensive coach, matching Chris Bosh and Birdman up against the opposing teams C instead of Bron? Lebron is a very versatile defender but he frankly cannot guard Centres. He may  do well for 1-2 posssesions by fronting the post but he cannot guard centres for more than that. he is still a very versatile defender and a great help defender  there is not a single year he has deserved DPOY and I seriously doubt there ever will be, his man defense leaves so much to be desired. stop watchign ESPN and start watching some actual basketball games.

 Joakim Noah deserved DPOY last year imo.
Lebron is first team nba all defense, his entire career. He protects the rim with the best of em. If you are too thick to understand he's the best player in the game on both sides we can't have a real conversation about the NBA. Noah? He's a beast but mostly a rebounder and shit disturber.. Noah doesn't guard the rim like lebron, can't play 48 minutes like lebron, he's slower than lebron, and he can't jump like lebron. If fouling out wasn't an issue Lebron would be be the undisputed best defender of all time, he's #2 on the DPOY yet he's still so valuable on offense, it's like he gives a half effort on D and this is what you get

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1100 on: September 04, 2013, 04:45:36 PM »
you are a fucking idiot who doesn't watch basketball. The reason we can't have a conversation about the NBA is because you actually know nothing about it.

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« Reply #1101 on: September 04, 2013, 05:18:47 PM »
you are a fucking idiot who doesn't watch basketball. The reason we can't have a conversation about the NBA is because you actually know nothing about it.

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1102 on: September 04, 2013, 05:53:11 PM »
You do not know the ins and out of every team, but Lebron knows the ins and outs of your rectum that is for sure.

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« Reply #1103 on: September 04, 2013, 05:57:34 PM »
You do not know the ins and out of every team, but Lebron knows the ins and outs of your rectum that is for sure.
Hating on Lebron was cool until he led his team to 2 NBA titles and finals appearances. You don?t like hoops if you don?t like lebrons game

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1104 on: September 04, 2013, 06:03:15 PM »
You don't like hoops if you think Lebron is the best defender in the NBA and can guard centers.

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« Reply #1105 on: September 04, 2013, 06:35:37 PM »
You don't like hoops if you think Lebron is the best defender in the NBA and can guard centers.
Lebron isnt a specialist, hes not known as a defensive specialist therefore doesnt get the credit. It is a crime that Lebron didnt win DPOTY. I would rather go up against Gasol vs Lebron Im sure you would too, think of it in human terms

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1106 on: September 04, 2013, 07:04:45 PM »
I prefer to think of things in basketball terms.

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« Reply #1107 on: September 04, 2013, 07:23:23 PM »
I'm not a fan of Lebron's game simply for the fact it's just not good looking to watch, he can get the job done and I'm not gonna pretend he can't score but it lacks aesthetics

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1108 on: September 05, 2013, 08:40:50 PM »
Chasing down somebody on a fast break does not count as protecting the rim. Sure lebron makes everyone look foolish in the restricted area every so often but it's not something you can count on. Real rim protectors can anchor a defense for at least 30 minutes a game. Lebron is more of a wing defender. He can gaurd hybrid forwards and that's about max. International ball is another subject.

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Re: NBA 2012-13
« Reply #1109 on: September 05, 2013, 09:18:55 PM »
I don't watch basketball but I got to say that "the birdman" looked like a dork in that video,  but that might have just been because his stupid haircut.  I just like watching people discuss any kind of subculture/hobby in great detail.  That's why I'm in here. This dude posts a lot of NBA stuff that I usually find entertaining: http://netscapeshawty.tumblr.com/

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