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Girl sucking ass
« on: November 23, 2012, 08:50:54 AM »
Went skating with some kids from my school today. They have just started. So they don't know too much about skating. They're from pretty poor backgrounds, buying a board is pretty expensive for them. They went to the shop and both came back with Girl boards...

 Poor bastards.

Even they could tell they were shit. Heavy. No flex and no pop.

It sucks that a skate team which is so well thought of peddles such shit. I was actually felt bad as one kid said "I feel like I've thrown my money in the sea"...

I really can't believe their pros ride their boards. I'm sure they could, but I would imagine they are riding boards from another factory.

It's all very well to take "the Lakai pledge" and support skater run brands etc. But could they take the skater pledge and stop churning out cheap shit?
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 09:36:49 AM »
We've known that Girl puts out shitty wood product....

I remember reading somewhere that the pros for sure ride better boards than they sell because those China presses are out.

Maybe hook those kids up with some spare trash boards from the shop next time you see em?

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 09:44:32 AM »
Anyone who doesn't like a board because it is too heavy, doesn't flex or have pop is moron.  None of those three factors mean shit, especially for some kids that just started.

That being said, Girl wood is pretty awful and wears way too fast. 

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2012, 11:03:24 AM »
the thread title had so much potential.

i hope that they go the way of lakai and up their quality (even though i have to say that i was pretty happy with the last 2 i had and didnt experience what you described.)
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2012, 11:43:29 AM »
the thread title had so much potential.

i hope that they go the way of lakai and up their quality (even though i have to say that i was pretty happy with the last 2 i had and didnt experience what you described.)

Yeah I've been skating only Girl/Choco boards for about the past 5 or 6 years. Never had unusual experiences and a crailtap board will last at the very least a month for me.
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2012, 11:56:45 AM »
I don't know about all that, but girl's shape definitely sucks shit. I don't want their weak little bitch nose and tail, I want a big ass anti hero nose! (Not frank gerwer's)

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2012, 12:26:03 PM »
where's the girl sucking ass?

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2012, 12:32:10 PM »

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 12:35:13 PM »
real misleading thread title you got there
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2012, 12:45:22 PM »
I was pleasantly surprised that my first and only Girl deck held up pretty well.

The stubby tail sucked, especially when you start to wear it down and are left fighting for the pop that once came so easily, but It didn't handicap my skating at all, and I didn't notice any real issues with the overall quality of the wood itself.


I do prefer boards with more concave, though, and I don't think I will be riding another crailtap board unless I find one on sale.


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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2012, 12:48:51 PM »
They are 50/50 for me.  I've had two.  One broke in six days and the other lasted a few months. 

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2012, 12:58:55 PM »
i had a few girl boards probably... 5 or 6 years ago, and they were fine. i've been meaning to try to find an 8.375 girl board for some time now, if i ever come across one i'll most likely try it.

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2012, 01:24:41 PM »
Girl boards have too flat of a shape and all the ones I've had broke quickly. Not worth the money to me.

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2012, 03:11:08 PM »
i had a few girl boards probably... 5 or 6 years ago, and they were fine. i've been meaning to try to find an 8.375 girl board for some time now, if i ever come across one i'll most likely try it.

mostly all of Olson's boards are an 8.38
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2012, 03:50:56 PM »
I came in here expecting to see some babe siphoning some sphincter. I have been let down.

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2012, 03:54:05 PM »
Those who enter this thread here on after, shall not be disappointed...


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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2012, 05:24:09 PM »
I have no problems with Girl.

I like the team. I like boards. I like the art.

Same goes for Chocolate.
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2012, 05:29:16 PM »
I came in here expecting to see some babe siphoning some sphincter. I have been let down.
Sorry for the misleading subject line. I guess I was generating their sense of let down.

Anyone who doesn't like a board because it is too heavy, doesn't flex or have pop is moron.  None of those three factors mean shit, especially for some kids that just started.

That being said, Girl wood is pretty awful and wears way too fast.  
So do you usually search out the heaviest soggy log in the shop? Good luck there genius.
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2012, 08:29:45 PM »
I don't know about all that, but girl's shape definitely sucks shit. I don't want their weak little bitch nose and tail, I want a big ass anti hero nose! (Not frank gerwer's)

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2012, 12:06:46 AM »
i think most of the pros skate those pop secret boards now, at least biebel was skating it at manny mania



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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2012, 04:58:18 AM »
I was tempted to buy one of the BA art series ones, they look really sick but haven't had a girl in like 6 years.
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2012, 05:04:12 PM »
Every girl board i've ever had has been good and left me wanting to buy another.
I'm about to skate a new chocolate kenny anderson board and i'll see how that goes.

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2012, 01:42:02 PM »
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2012, 01:52:22 PM »
girl boards feel better than most shit out there. i think most of the people complaining about them feeling soggy and not snappy must not have ever skated a girl board cause id say its the complete opposite. pussies

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2012, 02:00:40 PM »
I was tempted to buy one of the BA art series ones, they look really sick but haven't had a girl in like 6 years.
I'd invest that money on a porn subscription

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2012, 02:12:26 PM »
they are good boards, nothing but good experiences with them
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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2012, 06:23:45 PM »
Yeah their boards are all just regular wood in 7-ply. No tech at all like P2 in Habitat's or Element and their boards. Shame since they have the best team but the most average boards.

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2012, 07:10:01 PM »
I am quite sure they know their boards suck and press different ones for their team...

I had a few girl boards 6 or so years ago. They all broke skating flat before the second ply was worn through. I get it, how you land is a factor, but here they just felt super brittle, total shit compared to Dlx/generator. Being 6 ft 2 I know that I can gauge board quality better than someone a foot shorter than me. Chapman and generator are my boards of choice.

So, a Girl pro sent my good friend some of his personal boards, they are buddies. My friend blessed me with one because he doesn't skate anymore. It was probably the best board I ever skated. By the time I stopped skating the board it didn't even have stress cracks, and I only did stop riding it because my trucks, bearings, wheels were pretty shit so I bought a new complete. Still have the deck as backup.

If you are a board company, shouldn't it be your primary mission to provide your customers with the best quality board possible? Selling shit product to kids/shops and providing your team with top quality boards is pretty questionable.

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2012, 08:07:43 PM »
I am quite sure they know their boards suck and press different ones for their team...

I had a few girl boards 6 or so years ago. They all broke skating flat before the second ply was worn through. I get it, how you land is a factor, but here they just felt super brittle, total shit compared to Dlx/generator. Being 6 ft 2 I know that I can gauge board quality better than someone a foot shorter than me. Chapman and generator are my boards of choice.

So, a Girl pro sent my good friend some of his personal boards, they are buddies. My friend blessed me with one because he doesn't skate anymore. It was probably the best board I ever skated. By the time I stopped skating the board it didn't even have stress cracks, and I only did stop riding it because my trucks, bearings, wheels were pretty shit so I bought a new complete. Still have the deck as backup.

If you are a board company, shouldn't it be your primary mission to provide your customers with the best quality board possible? Selling shit product to kids/shops and providing your team with top quality boards is pretty questionable.

Well it works well from a business point of view. Although there probably aren't to many committed riders out there people still try Girl out at least once or twice. They make more money that way. Sucks but truth.

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Re: Girl sucking ass
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2012, 08:57:11 AM »
If you are breaking decks skating flatground then that is likely your fault for not landing shit correctly unless you were skating a defect or an ebay blank.

What does your height have to do with the ability to judge the quality of a deck?

It seems to me that you have a problem landing your tricks


+I mean 6 years ago? How old were you? I definitely wouldn't put any stock into the opinion of a little kid who cant skate for shit and has trouble finding the bolts.