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Diamond shoes coming soon
« on: November 26, 2012, 05:29:05 PM »
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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2012, 05:40:22 PM »
Diamond shoes have been out.

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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2012, 05:41:56 PM »
Dumb thread.





















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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2012, 05:45:37 PM »
diamond shoes for SOTY

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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2012, 06:14:09 PM »
This is the free market at work: Someone was bound to challenge Supra's stranglehold on the "preferred footwear for cocaine binges" category. Positioned as an upmarket brand, Diamond is not expected to release a model to compete with the favored skate shoe of meth tweakers nationwide--the Osiris NYC83.
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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2012, 07:34:34 PM »
This is the free market at work: Someone was bound to challenge Supra's stranglehold on the "preferred footwear for cocaine binges" category. Positioned as an upmarket brand, Diamond is not expected to release a model to compete with the favored skate shoe of meth tweakers nationwide--the Osiris NYC83.

Market Portfolio Manager Ken Uhlangus was quoted as saying, "This world class shoe is poised to topple the DC Court Graffik SE in an effort to divide the Prescription Pill/Creatine/Roofie market.  There isn't a shoe this side of sorority row that will look better hanging out of the side of a Jeep Wrangler.  The puffy tongue is designed too be easily removed and used as a fully functional butt plug and is machine washable for added convenience.  Skyler, wait no more, you're shoe has arrived!"

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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2012, 07:38:19 PM »
You should change the thread title to "Diamond shoe 'a coming soon" for no reason

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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2012, 07:39:53 PM »
pepperoni

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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2012, 07:46:44 PM »
Well, that's one way to lose these walking blues.

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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2012, 07:50:06 PM »

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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2012, 08:39:54 PM »
shoes made of diamonds? sounds pricey

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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2012, 08:40:22 PM »
Atl twins release party 22/12/12.

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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2012, 09:00:01 PM »
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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2012, 12:24:14 AM »
DAMN FAM THIS THREAD REALLY GOT ME THINKIN AND SHIT. FREE MAX B
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Re: Diamond shoes coming soon
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2012, 09:46:14 PM »
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