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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2014, 08:15:42 PM »
i like berra now

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2014, 08:19:46 PM »
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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve
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thats why the berrics gets millions of views,ok.and if this is you dylan,you got another thing coming.
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Steve, why do you employ a sexual pervert who prods other boys' assholes with a screwdriver? 

Steve, the berrics gets views because people want to see Shane Oneill and Koston. Pretty much everyone but you and Steezus, actually.

Steve, give Jereme Rogers a segment each week of some sort. It would be pure gold.

Steve, I learned bs 50-50s on rails because of the kinked one you did in the End.

Steve, did you fuck Whitney Cummings?


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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #62 on: January 06, 2014, 12:55:56 AM »
Have you heard that Steve Berra's mom has two cunts? Steve is one of them.

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #63 on: January 06, 2014, 01:11:55 AM »
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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve
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thats why the berrics gets millions of views,ok.and if this is you dylan,you got another thing coming.
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Steve, why do you employ a sexual pervert who prods other boys' assholes with a screwdriver? 

Steve, the berrics gets views because people want to see Shane Oneill and Koston. Pretty much everyone but you and Steezus, actually.

Steve, give Jereme Rogers a segment each week of some sort. It would be pure gold.

Steve, I learned bs 50-50s on rails because of the kinked one you did in the End.

Steve, did you fuck Whitney Cummings?
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Lol. He PRODs little boys anuses...very slow and methodically, yet perfect in control and pace.

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #64 on: January 06, 2014, 01:53:28 AM »
Where can I rent 7-Teen Sips?

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #65 on: January 06, 2014, 02:06:45 AM »
just gonna leave this here


I like Steve more after this, but more is still less. His claim that he is relevant is false. His skating hasn't been good for 15 years. The best thing he's done since the end was being associated with Heath Kirchart's lipslide in Mosaic.

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #66 on: January 06, 2014, 04:13:30 AM »
lol berra suks lol right bros

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #67 on: January 06, 2014, 04:23:18 AM »
Have you heard that Steve Berra's mom has two cunts? Steve is one of them.
DAYUM YO DAT WAS SO FUNNY ,NO

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #68 on: January 06, 2014, 06:11:28 AM »
Berra is so terrible in the sack, it's the reason Sara Gilbert decided that THIS face-tatted trog was better than having to touch him (or any man) ever again:




Wait, so Berra hooked up with Baca?

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #69 on: January 07, 2014, 03:29:22 PM »
I wish a epicly laterd of berra or dyrdek would happen. these would receive great slap board coverage.

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #70 on: January 07, 2014, 03:57:45 PM »
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IQD95EEJxg4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #71 on: January 07, 2014, 04:13:32 PM »
Damn, didn't embed. Sorry 'bout that guys...

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #72 on: January 07, 2014, 04:28:04 PM »
Damn, didn't embed. Sorry 'bout that guys...
Just post the link and it works

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #73 on: January 07, 2014, 05:05:29 PM »
When it first started, the berrics was 'somewhat core'. You'd see guys like Kerry Getz, Kyle Nicholson, Guy, Koston, enjoi had a United Nations, old skool blueprint, etc. Now it's all go pro, Levi's, and gimmicks. Not to mention, Mountain Dew is the next United Nations...and it really bugs me that skateboarding is now the 'cool thing' and going corpo is the only way to make it. 

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #74 on: January 07, 2014, 06:03:15 PM »
These jokes are unBERRAble. Half of them don't STEVEn make sense.

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #75 on: January 07, 2014, 07:53:20 PM »
you speakin brokanese like can i have a dollar please

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