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Bennyhaun

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Broken penis
« on: January 15, 2013, 09:46:04 AM »
I snapped my dick on a tailslide.  the fuck do i do now?  ???

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Re: Broken penis
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 09:59:25 AM »
Learn how to bottom.

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Re: Broken penis
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 01:53:14 PM »
quit skating with a hard on. really though, a friend of mine busted his urethra skating a handrail. it happens, go to the doctor.

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Re: Broken penis
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2013, 01:36:05 PM »
quit skating with a hard on. really though, a friend of mine busted his urethra skating a handrail. it happens, go to the doctor.

...this actually sounds like the worst thing in the world, tell your mate I'm sorry.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Broken penis
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2013, 01:48:28 PM »
I suck at SLAP.

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Re: Broken penis
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2013, 03:14:19 PM »
call david loy and see if you can borrow his wrist brace

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Re: Broken penis
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2013, 03:33:27 PM »