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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4860 on: May 01, 2016, 03:37:58 PM »
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fuck all of you pizza hating bitches
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Seriously.

Isn't Staba opening a pizza place in the east bay, Tate?
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4861 on: May 01, 2016, 03:56:28 PM »
As a person who makes money for making pizza I must say it is a real love hate relationship.
What I like about pizza is how much you can do with it there are tons of options in toppings, crusts, and sauces.
What I dont like is that it makes me fat

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« Reply #4862 on: May 01, 2016, 04:00:27 PM »
you're a fucking kook. pizza is life.

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« Reply #4863 on: May 01, 2016, 04:45:06 PM »
Papa Janoski

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« Reply #4864 on: May 01, 2016, 05:06:59 PM »
FUCK PIZZA.

Youre fucking pathetic and disgusting. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. i bet you survive on mcdonalds you degenerate... dont ever post your fucking stupid opinions on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking nerd.

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« Reply #4865 on: May 01, 2016, 07:01:01 PM »
well, this thread took an interesting turn...

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« Reply #4866 on: May 01, 2016, 08:54:33 PM »
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FUCK PIZZA.
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Youre fucking pathetic and disgusting. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. i bet you survive on mcdonalds you degenerate... dont ever post your fucking stupid opinions on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking nerd.

Yo straight up don't come at me unless you're at my fucking level. Eat shit from cans? Never. Pizza has no nutritional value. I actually am very into being healthy as fuck. Have fun eating your crappy pizza and getting fat. Also don't ever tell me what to post on. Been on these forums for a long time. I'll fucking put you to shame any day of the week.

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4867 on: May 01, 2016, 09:14:13 PM »
way to get cut over pizza guys ::)

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4868 on: May 01, 2016, 09:16:20 PM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another band wagon thing people are backing.

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« Reply #4869 on: May 02, 2016, 12:20:38 AM »
People who don't like pizza are outta their fucking minds. Do your friends know you don't like pizza and that you're a closet serial killer??

Seriously guys, what are you gonna say next?? You don't listen to music??

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« Reply #4870 on: May 02, 2016, 01:18:18 AM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another band wagon thing people are backing.

"I also didn't like Guardians of the Galaxy and let me explain to you why Game of Thrones actually sucks...wait, why isn't anyone returning my phone calls?  Did all of sudden people stop liking preachy 'healthy' eaters and no one told me?"


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« Reply #4871 on: May 02, 2016, 09:35:51 AM »
Loving the passion fellas

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4872 on: May 02, 2016, 10:15:17 AM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another band wagon thing people are backing.
Pizza not for everyone. You must feel some type of way to log into slap and complaing about it though?

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« Reply #4873 on: May 02, 2016, 10:28:22 AM »
I think Game of Thrones sucks too. Fuck a bunch of dragons

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« Reply #4874 on: May 02, 2016, 10:31:48 AM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another is for some bizarre reason a band wagon thing people are backing.

fixed. it's like they changed the formula for pizza and all of a sudden it became synonymous with "butt touches." it's just fucking pizza.
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good come sausage

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« Reply #4876 on: May 02, 2016, 12:37:28 PM »
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FUCK PIZZA.
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Youre fucking pathetic and disgusting. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. i bet you survive on mcdonalds you degenerate... dont ever post your fucking stupid opinions on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking nerd.
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Yo straight up don't come at me unless you're at my fucking level. Eat shit from cans? Never. Pizza has no nutritional value. I actually am very into being healthy as fuck. Have fun eating your crappy pizza and getting fat. Also don't ever tell me what to post on. Been on these forums for a long time. I'll fucking put you to shame any day of the week.

dear every one who doesnt like pizza:

I hate all of you.
I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you.
From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally.
Every Single Last One Of You.
Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too.
Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.
Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute.
Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your name calling. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it.
Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
I don't give a fuck. I hate you all.

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« Reply #4877 on: May 02, 2016, 12:40:56 PM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another band wagon thing people are backing.

I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think its another bandwagon thing people are backing, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak. Again, I would ask you to prove your own pizza making skills if you think you are capable of judging others so harshly. But that would require something well beyond your capabilities. You really should try pizza, it is quite delicious and you won't sound so stupid when you comment.

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4878 on: May 02, 2016, 12:49:09 PM »
Pizza has no nutritional value.

Neither does ass, but that sure as hell ain't stopping me from eating it.

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4879 on: May 02, 2016, 02:12:04 PM »
in an attempt to get this fucking thread back on topic can we all just agree that peoples subjective opinion, preferences, and tastes about what they masticate and swallow only should fucking matter to themselves?

And just all agree that the same should matter towards shoes,
but those Skate Mental Stefan pizza shoes are fucking garbage.

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« Reply #4880 on: May 02, 2016, 02:22:34 PM »
Janoski x Skate Mental. Via Stashed boxes.







Only pizza themed thing I've ever really been into.

Shoes would look great with Ryan Reyes pizza onesie... :o
flat spotted 3 times in 2 weeks, other than that awesome wheels

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« Reply #4881 on: May 02, 2016, 02:52:08 PM »
^^^I was waiting for that reference. I thought that porno was the oddest shit at the time.
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and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4882 on: May 02, 2016, 02:59:30 PM »
ok are people mad about pizza, the food, or pizza skateboards?

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« Reply #4883 on: May 02, 2016, 03:07:42 PM »
ok are people mad about pizza, the food, or pizza skateboards?
I had a Pizza deck. I didn't like it. They use ps Stix wood for anyone who would like to try one

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« Reply #4884 on: May 02, 2016, 03:13:04 PM »
^^^I was waiting for that reference. I thought that porno was the oddest shit at the time.

So odd, but they always had the baddest bitches ordering a big sausage pizza.
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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4885 on: May 02, 2016, 05:36:53 PM »

dear every one who doesnt like pizza:

I hate all of you.
I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you.
From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally.
Every Single Last One Of You.
Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too.
Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.
Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute.
Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your name calling. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it.
Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
I don't give a fuck. I hate you all.

go get cut on a pizza forum or something >:(

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4886 on: May 02, 2016, 05:50:07 PM »
Is it just me or is it kinda weird since he doesn't ride for Skate Mental?

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4887 on: May 02, 2016, 06:15:29 PM »
Is it just me or is it kinda weird since he doesn't ride for Skate Mental?
Not really. The popularity of his shoe has grown well beyond his own personal sphere of influence.
Like Daewon said: if skateboarding is a ten story building, Rodney is on eleventh floor.

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4888 on: May 02, 2016, 06:31:27 PM »
Question. How do the new koston 3's fit? True to size? slim? wide?
Sorry if this has been asked but I can't seem to find anywhere that it has.
 

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4889 on: May 02, 2016, 06:54:06 PM »
Question. How do the new koston 3's fit? True to size? slim? wide?
Sorry if this has been asked but I can't seem to find anywhere that it has.
 

True to size. Not as narrow as the Koston 2.

Like a fabric condom on your foot. I don't mean that in a good way. Of course, my ankles are a bit wider due to tendon scarring and never lace *any* shoe all the way up. My feet felt like they were in a flyknit gimp suit and I had a clostrophobia-induced panic attack. To each their own.