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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4890 on: May 01, 2016, 08:54:33 PM »
FUCK PIZZA.

Youre fucking pathetic and disgusting. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. i bet you survive on mcdonalds you degenerate... dont ever post your fucking stupid opinions on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking nerd.

Yo straight up don't come at me unless you're at my fucking level. Eat shit from cans? Never. Pizza has no nutritional value. I actually am very into being healthy as fuck. Have fun eating your crappy pizza and getting fat. Also don't ever tell me what to post on. Been on these forums for a long time. I'll fucking put you to shame any day of the week.

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« Reply #4891 on: May 01, 2016, 09:14:13 PM »
way to get cut over pizza guys ::)

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« Reply #4892 on: May 01, 2016, 09:16:20 PM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another band wagon thing people are backing.

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« Reply #4893 on: May 02, 2016, 12:20:38 AM »
People who don't like pizza are outta their fucking minds. Do your friends know you don't like pizza and that you're a closet serial killer??

Seriously guys, what are you gonna say next?? You don't listen to music??
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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4894 on: May 02, 2016, 01:18:18 AM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another band wagon thing people are backing.

"I also didn't like Guardians of the Galaxy and let me explain to you why Game of Thrones actually sucks...wait, why isn't anyone returning my phone calls?  Did all of sudden people stop liking preachy 'healthy' eaters and no one told me?"


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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4895 on: May 02, 2016, 09:35:51 AM »
Loving the passion fellas

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« Reply #4896 on: May 02, 2016, 10:15:17 AM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another band wagon thing people are backing.
Pizza not for everyone. You must feel some type of way to log into slap and complaing about it though?

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4897 on: May 02, 2016, 10:28:22 AM »
I think Game of Thrones sucks too. Fuck a bunch of dragons

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4898 on: May 02, 2016, 10:31:48 AM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another is for some bizarre reason a band wagon thing people are backing.

fixed. it's like they changed the formula for pizza and all of a sudden it became synonymous with "butt touches." it's just fucking pizza.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2016, 10:33:47 AM by concerned_parent »
good come sausage

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« Reply #4899 on: May 02, 2016, 12:32:58 PM »

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« Reply #4900 on: May 02, 2016, 12:37:28 PM »
FUCK PIZZA.

Youre fucking pathetic and disgusting. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. i bet you survive on mcdonalds you degenerate... dont ever post your fucking stupid opinions on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking nerd.

Yo straight up don't come at me unless you're at my fucking level. Eat shit from cans? Never. Pizza has no nutritional value. I actually am very into being healthy as fuck. Have fun eating your crappy pizza and getting fat. Also don't ever tell me what to post on. Been on these forums for a long time. I'll fucking put you to shame any day of the week.

dear every one who doesnt like pizza:

I hate all of you.
I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you.
From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally.
Every Single Last One Of You.
Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too.
Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.
Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute.
Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your name calling. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it.
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I don't give a fuck. I hate you all.

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4901 on: May 02, 2016, 12:40:56 PM »
Pizza sucks and it's just another band wagon thing people are backing.

I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think its another bandwagon thing people are backing, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak. Again, I would ask you to prove your own pizza making skills if you think you are capable of judging others so harshly. But that would require something well beyond your capabilities. You really should try pizza, it is quite delicious and you won't sound so stupid when you comment.

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4902 on: May 02, 2016, 12:49:09 PM »
Pizza has no nutritional value.

Neither does ass, but that sure as hell ain't stopping me from eating it.

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4903 on: May 02, 2016, 02:12:04 PM »
in an attempt to get this fucking thread back on topic can we all just agree that peoples subjective opinion, preferences, and tastes about what they masticate and swallow only should fucking matter to themselves?

And just all agree that the same should matter towards shoes,
but those Skate Mental Stefan pizza shoes are fucking garbage.

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« Reply #4904 on: May 02, 2016, 02:22:34 PM »
Janoski x Skate Mental. Via Stashed boxes.







Only pizza themed thing I've ever really been into.

Shoes would look great with Ryan Reyes pizza onesie... :o
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« Reply #4905 on: May 02, 2016, 02:52:08 PM »
^^^I was waiting for that reference. I thought that porno was the oddest shit at the time.
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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4906 on: May 02, 2016, 02:59:30 PM »
ok are people mad about pizza, the food, or pizza skateboards?

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« Reply #4907 on: May 02, 2016, 03:07:42 PM »
ok are people mad about pizza, the food, or pizza skateboards?
I had a Pizza deck. I didn't like it. They use ps Stix wood for anyone who would like to try one
You think he just rolled out of bed and b/s 360 mannied the roselyn banks?

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4908 on: May 02, 2016, 03:13:04 PM »
^^^I was waiting for that reference. I thought that porno was the oddest shit at the time.

So odd, but they always had the baddest bitches ordering a big sausage pizza.
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« Reply #4909 on: May 02, 2016, 05:36:53 PM »

dear every one who doesnt like pizza:

I hate all of you.
I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you.
From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally.
Every Single Last One Of You.
Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too.
Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.
Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute.
Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your name calling. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it.
Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
I don't give a fuck. I hate you all.

go get cut on a pizza forum or something >:(

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4910 on: May 02, 2016, 05:50:07 PM »
Is it just me or is it kinda weird since he doesn't ride for Skate Mental?

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« Reply #4911 on: May 02, 2016, 06:15:29 PM »
Is it just me or is it kinda weird since he doesn't ride for Skate Mental?
Not really. The popularity of his shoe has grown well beyond his own personal sphere of influence.
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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4912 on: May 02, 2016, 06:31:27 PM »
Question. How do the new koston 3's fit? True to size? slim? wide?
Sorry if this has been asked but I can't seem to find anywhere that it has.
 
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« Reply #4913 on: May 02, 2016, 06:54:06 PM »
Question. How do the new koston 3's fit? True to size? slim? wide?
Sorry if this has been asked but I can't seem to find anywhere that it has.
 

True to size. Not as narrow as the Koston 2.

Like a fabric condom on your foot. I don't mean that in a good way. Of course, my ankles are a bit wider due to tendon scarring and never lace *any* shoe all the way up. My feet felt like they were in a flyknit gimp suit and I had a clostrophobia-induced panic attack. To each their own.

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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4914 on: May 02, 2016, 07:15:26 PM »
Question. How do the new koston 3's fit? True to size? slim? wide?
Sorry if this has been asked but I can't seem to find anywhere that it has.
 

True to size. Not as narrow as the Koston 2.

Like a fabric condom on your foot. I don't mean that in a good way. Of course, my ankles are a bit wider due to tendon scarring and never lace *any* shoe all the way up. My feet felt like they were in a flyknit gimp suit and I had a clostrophobia-induced panic attack. To each their own.


Thanks.... my ankles are shit and my feet have permanent swelling... so i can not wear slip on shoes or shoes with a sock like connected tongue as my foot will not get into them. The Koston 2 would not go on my foot either, as it had that V shape to the lace area and would not open wide enough. The 3's probably will not fit either, but I was just wondering as that sock thing would probably do me some good if it will get over my foot. I guess it just depends how much it stretches... I sure don't want to feel like Jeremy Rogers wearing standard size condom while taking care of business.

Hey, did you end up buying them or just trying them on?
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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4915 on: May 02, 2016, 07:37:47 PM »
I bought them for the ankle support but both pairs I got had fucked up stitching and now the Nike site (gasp!) sold out in my size. Beyond the sock-hype, they don't really seem any better than a well-fitting cupsole.

If you have fucked ankles, check out the Ishod Dunk. It holds onto the foot well and can stretch *really* wide and still feel snug. True to size. They feel shitty for the first time but once they break in... 8)

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« Reply #4916 on: May 02, 2016, 08:47:59 PM »
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« Reply #4917 on: May 02, 2016, 10:45:52 PM »
I bought them for the ankle support but both pairs I got had fucked up stitching and now the Nike site (gasp!) sold out in my size. Beyond the sock-hype, they don't really seem any better than a well-fitting cupsole.

If you have fucked ankles, check out the Ishod Dunk. It holds onto the foot well and can stretch *really* wide and still feel snug. True to size. They feel shitty for the first time but once they break in... 8)
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Re: Post UPCOMING/RECENT NIKE SB shoe releases thread
« Reply #4918 on: May 03, 2016, 12:26:20 AM »
Im surprised they didn't put this in the skate line yet or maybe they did already?


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« Reply #4919 on: May 03, 2016, 12:27:20 AM »
Im surprised they didn't put this in the skate line yet or maybe they did already or they are planning to?