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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2013, 08:28:10 PM »
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Dude fucks models. Can't hate on that.
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Today Slap taught me that getting your picture taken with a model = fucking them.

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2013, 10:03:39 PM »
well if he is merkin dat ass i guess that means his 'doesn't fuck a girl more than 3 times' mantra is done.

and no i don't blame him that's the ultimate shit right there you are getting paid to get laid thats a double whammy if i ever heard one.
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2013, 10:16:14 PM »
more like: team dang who's that chick?

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2013, 10:41:48 PM »
Must be a doppelganger. There aren't any visible zippers on any of those clothes!

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2013, 10:53:51 PM »
I met bat face at a non skate party.

He liked my Jordan 9's I had on.

He went on to fuck the hottest chick in the room.

gtwyc?

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2013, 01:00:27 AM »
I met bat face at a non skate party.

He liked my Jordan 9's I had on.

He went on to fuck the hottest chick in the room.

gtwyc?
lol u go to non skate parties
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2013, 01:12:46 AM »
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I met bat face at a non skate party.

He liked my Jordan 9's I had on.

He went on to fuck the hottest chick in the room.

gtwyc?
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lol u go to non skate parties

You don't?

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2013, 01:23:00 AM »
Dude lives in hollywood and needs some easy money...

fuck id be down to get paid to wear some clothes and take pictures with some hot chicks

Not this shitty company looking like a cunt though. 

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2013, 01:25:34 AM »
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Dude fucks models. Can't hate on that.
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Today Slap taught me that getting your picture taken with a model = fucking them.
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tooo much logic on slap


Yeah but, Braydon is not like your regular Slap neckbeard, he's charming. He's not Shaun White...so while normally I would agree that picture with a model does not = fucking.  In this case, it's more likely.

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2013, 01:33:24 AM »
Charming? Dude!!!!

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2013, 01:38:14 AM »
Charming? Dude!!!!

I'm not saying to me he is, I'm saying it's easy to see why people might be drawn to him, he's personable and outgoing.

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2013, 09:06:52 AM »
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Charming? Dude!!!!
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I'm not saying to me he is, I'm saying it's easy to see why people might be drawn to him, he's personable and outgoing.

Don't lie. With that light blond hair and black shit on his face, you know you want to go 'shear' him behind the barn.

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2013, 09:07:39 AM »


lookin like a bowwwwse.

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2013, 09:27:19 AM »
Gtwyc for sure. Easy $$$ for Braydon.

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2013, 12:09:46 PM »
Ah, well, these photos have been touched up for sure. I've met Braydon tons of times and in real life he's definitely far from handsome but has the personable thing going for him. With all this shit, I'd imagine it's mostly the right place at the right time. I've worked in both fashion and skateboarding though which to my knowledge don't too often overlap in the fashionista aspect....or didn't until just recently.

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Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2013, 12:16:54 PM »
i've got an idea you hold the payphone receiver and act like you're giving him a kiss, while he's looking at the camera.  act natural

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