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Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« on: February 14, 2013, 02:20:27 AM »
Can anyone recommend paper that's really light with a flexible ass mould?

I've been wiping with this




and it is the kind of paper I'm after.

I'm not a big fan of the colorway so I bought a roll in pink/grey

butt it turns out they have a thicker sheets I'm not too stoked on :'(

P.S. Can anyone wipe my ass for me too?
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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2013, 02:28:52 AM »
I can't help with the wiping, I heard this little guy is onto a winner though...


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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 02:48:36 AM »
try this

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 03:01:35 AM »
I can't help with the wiping, I heard this little guy is onto a winner though...


Looks tempting, butt...

Nah, not a fan of Koala.

Any more suggestions?
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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2013, 03:12:09 AM »
try this



My friend had the grip ripper, the higher abrasion cancels that wipe out.

I heard Andrex are really light, I should be able to try a roll out somewhere.
The only butt-plex plus I can find are either all canvas or in a crappy color. >:(
boo-fuckinf-hoo.
I will probably give the grip ripper a shot though, you mean the jessup right?
The koala shit looks good but seems a little bit bulky up top, fucking Australian animals eh?

I had a roll of KA ButtWipes, but they were too small so I lost them in my asss.  ???

Toilet paper is pissing me off with the variation of shapes/sizing between rolls. Same shit happened when I had piles. FUCKKKK.

Find me paper, bitches ::)
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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2013, 03:14:18 AM »
have you tried wiping with hundred dollar bills?

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2013, 03:19:10 AM »
Dude if you arent using Charmin youve gone wrong, its the lunarlon on the TP world

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2013, 03:32:19 AM »
Dude if you arent using Charmin youve gone wrong, its the lunarlon on the TP world

My ass doesn't need Charmin.

I need something, something light, with subtlety around the ring.

Fuck. Where's GAY when you need him?
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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2013, 04:06:35 AM »
one of the guys i went to school with only wiped his ass with cotton wool. his girlfriend always carried a pack of it in her handbag in case he had to go poopoo. we always made fun of it but he swore if we'd ever give it a try there is no way back.

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2013, 04:42:07 AM »
one of the guys i went to school with only wiped his ass with cotton wool. his girlfriend always carried a pack of it in her handbag in case he had to go poopoo. we always made fun of it but he swore if we'd ever give it a try there is no way back.

That's fucked up. On so many levels.

I can't imagine it helping with certain stool types tho.

And blocked toilets?

Still, comfort 10/10.

Use out the box-ibility 11?
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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2013, 06:20:24 AM »
I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2013, 07:06:45 AM »
I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.


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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2013, 07:10:47 AM »
I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.

What if your girl carries a dirty big black mamba? Would you wipe brownie with it?

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2013, 01:48:13 PM »
I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.

What if your girl carries a dirty big black mamba? Would you wipe brownie with it?



I would, but very cautiously.

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2013, 02:29:59 PM »


If you're not supporting tp owned companies you're wrong.


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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2013, 07:22:59 AM »


If you're not supporting tp owned companies you're wrong.



I remember back in the 90's pre-ass paper. We all used to use leaves and grass. Way better scene in those days. Still, moss winnets were never much fun...
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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2013, 08:03:56 AM »
If you're at a person's house who you don't care about, just use their bath mat or shower curtain.

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2013, 08:29:21 AM »
You need to skip the scratch and sniff tests and just upgrade to a bidet now.

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« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2013, 08:26:20 PM »

This gets the job done.

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2013, 02:51:11 PM »
If you're at a person's house who you don't care about, just use their bath mat or shower curtain.

steal towels from the gym and use those

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2013, 03:46:48 PM »
I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.
this is fucking hilarious

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2013, 06:37:47 PM »
Toilet paper is wasteful. Use a sock. If you're not wearing socks, dip your entire ass into the bowl and shake.

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2013, 07:52:25 PM »
use some steel wool & you'll never deal with dingleberries again


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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2013, 02:21:13 AM »
Toilet paper is wasteful. Use a sock. If you're not wearing socks, dip your entire ass into the bowl and shake.

my Filipino roommate uses a small tub of water and his hands
in my mind it's kinda gross but it saves money and it's probably better for your anus  ::)
(and yes, he washes his hands afterwards)

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2013, 06:21:53 AM »
Those shower things they have in Thailand are great.

Have to take my trousers off, but it cleans the old ringer.

Asian hole toilets are a risk though, easy to shit in pants! :(

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2013, 04:22:28 PM »
Those shower things they have in Thailand are great.

Have to take my trousers off, but it cleans the old ringer.

Asian hole toilets are a risk though, easy to shit in pants! :(



at my friend's place, her mom apparently shipped a whole fucking toilet back from taiwan just so she can wash her ass after shits.
It's amazing...

I can never get used to those sinkholes Asia uses as bathrooms

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2013, 06:48:32 PM »


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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2013, 02:42:40 AM »
just shave your shit, dude

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Re: Toilet paper with light, low and flexibility?
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2013, 06:46:59 AM »
just shave your shit, dude


You obviously don't realise the origin of this thread.

You have to shave my asshole.

That's the vibe.

No blood please.
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