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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2013, 10:07:10 AM »
Dear Johnny,

Times are hard <wink, wink>, we all know it. From the looks of it, you need a little help in the stress relief department. A man with a mid-to-large sized penis has friends in places he may never have thought to look before...places like, well, the slap message boards.

Here's one thing we all know: women are horrible at giving head. They just don't understand how to handle that thing. Fumbling, gagging, grabbing at it...OUCH! Who needs that?

I'm here to help. As a community service volunteer, I've logged dozens, possibly hundreds of hours helping men just like you who find themselves in need of a helping hand...or larynx as it were. I consider myself an ambassador of amorousness; a representative of relaxation; a giver of glad-nicitiy. And here's the real kicker: it's all at NO COST to you. That's right. All you have to do is pm me with your address (continental US only, please), give me a time, leave the door unlocked, and kick back. I'll handle the rest! It's fun, easy, and relatively risk-free.

I'd be glad to provide references should you want to know things like whether I wear dentures or not, can I form a clover leaf with my tongue, or which Virtua Fighter is my favorite.

Your BFF 4EVR,

GAY

p.s. Obvious photoshop is obvious

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2013, 10:18:31 AM »
scrubbing erica's poo smell off no doubt

Fucking loled


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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2013, 10:35:31 AM »
By far, the dumbest photoshop I've ever made.
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2013, 10:45:20 AM »
By far, the dumbest photoshop I've ever made.

that's fantastic
also if you read my whole facebook timeline from back in 2007 then this will also prove that magic is real.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2013, 11:23:06 AM »

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2013, 12:09:35 PM »
Classic slap in 2 pages... 8)

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2013, 12:13:29 PM »
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2013, 12:23:01 PM »
well, this guy officially is cut off.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2013, 12:29:41 PM »
well, this guy officially is cut off.

I'm circumcised too, most Americans are.  Not a big deal.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2013, 01:23:17 PM »
Somebody photoshop Jason Dill doing a back 3 of Johnny's dick.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2013, 01:46:33 PM »
Move to classic slap was a bit premature.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2013, 01:59:16 PM »
haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
slap, all homo 4eva! :-*

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2013, 02:32:02 PM »
haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2013, 02:34:36 PM »
Damn it Bobby! Now this thing is going to die out faster than a bunch of special ed kids trying to make a camp fire.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #45 on: March 05, 2013, 03:19:10 PM »
shecks tweeted response

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #46 on: March 05, 2013, 03:43:17 PM »
they don't call him "big boy" for nothing
. And don't you ever "lol" twice in the same sentence again.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #47 on: March 05, 2013, 03:53:26 PM »
shecks tweeted response


TWINK PARTY!

I bet he grabs on to that little basketball goal when his mom is riding his cock.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2013, 04:02:26 PM »
Move to classic slap was a bit premature.
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #49 on: March 05, 2013, 04:17:52 PM »
Move to classic slap was a bit premature.

Damn it Bobby! Now this thing is going to die out faster than a bunch of special ed kids trying to make a camp fire.

Sorry. Moved as compromise tactic. Feel free to keep 'shopping. Here's a quick contribution.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2013, 04:20:48 PM »
Somebody photoshop Jason Dill doing a back 3 of Johnny's dick.

JASON DILL OF JOHNNY'S DICK? SAY IT AIN'T SO!!

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2013, 05:49:05 PM »
haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao



Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy
« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 05:53:48 PM by Not the true story »

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2013, 06:16:29 PM »
haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao



Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy


yeah yeah yeah way to catch feelings & make assumptions. like i said, the thread overall is pretty funny, but seeing a bunch of grown ass men so eager to photoshop some pro skaters dick is hilarious. Outside of SLAP yall know damn well niggas is not about to go flaunt that shit for all their friends & colleagues to see. dont like act most of the people in here wouldn't minimize the photoshop window had someone else suddenly walked into the room lol
« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 06:20:22 PM by Will Easley »

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2013, 07:45:00 PM »
haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao



Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy


yeah yeah yeah way to catch feelings & make assumptions. like i said, the thread overall is pretty funny, but seeing a bunch of grown ass men so eager to photoshop some pro skaters dick is hilarious. Outside of SLAP yall know damn well niggas is not about to go flaunt that shit for all their friends & colleagues to see. dont like act most of the people in here wouldn't minimize the photoshop window had someone else suddenly walked into the room lol

For what it's worth, dick jokes account for roughly fifteen percent of the conversations that I have with my friends and colleagues.












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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #54 on: March 05, 2013, 07:54:01 PM »
haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao



Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy


yeah yeah yeah way to catch feelings & make assumptions. like i said, the thread overall is pretty funny, but seeing a bunch of grown ass men so eager to photoshop some pro skaters dick is hilarious. Outside of SLAP yall know damn well niggas is not about to go flaunt that shit for all their friends & colleagues to see. dont like act most of the people in here wouldn't minimize the photoshop window had someone else suddenly walked into the room lol

I just linked this to FB and my mom liked it.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #55 on: March 05, 2013, 08:03:40 PM »
Finally! skateboarding is getting exciting again ...

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #56 on: March 05, 2013, 09:00:57 PM »
He's gonna knock all of your guys' teeth out.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #57 on: March 05, 2013, 09:04:50 PM »
He's gonna knock all of your guys' teeth out.

Jaylay loves gummers?
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #58 on: March 05, 2013, 09:43:12 PM »
He's gonna knock all of your guys' teeth out.

Jaylay loves gummers?
lol

looks like J-Lays dave is looking a little friendly as well....

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