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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2013, 07:15:40 PM »
hahaahaahahhahaahahah holy shit

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2013, 07:32:18 PM »
HAHA.  Can't stop laughing.  Did not expect that.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2013, 07:33:02 PM »
Thats how I always thought his penis would be.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2013, 07:33:56 PM »
too fat to see his own dick so he needs to take a photo with his phone

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2013, 07:49:53 PM »
myspace angles

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2013, 07:58:24 PM »
i'm 12 and wat is this?
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2013, 08:21:49 PM »
As suspected...

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2013, 08:32:26 PM »
i had a feeling there was going to be a catch to this being posted in whatever rather than useless wooden toy banter

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2013, 09:01:01 PM »
New pro model, you heard it here first

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2013, 09:17:17 PM »
Where is GAY when you need him?

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2013, 09:36:00 PM »
Oh god didn't see that one coming
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2013, 09:40:35 PM »
Oh god didn't see that one cumming

i'm nothing.

This sets a dangerous precedent for the "stylin' on you" thread genre.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2013, 10:09:39 PM »
who took the photo? looks like j lay is about to hug the person. they'd hav to be pretty tall, like BA tall to get that angle.
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2013, 10:20:29 PM »
who took the photo? looks like j lay is about to hug the person. they'd hav to be pretty tall, like BA tall to get that angle.
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2013, 10:37:57 PM »
...and somewhere camocan silently weeps.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2013, 10:39:42 PM by tough omelette »

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2013, 10:41:11 PM »
RED ROCKET

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2013, 01:21:09 AM »
happy trail starts from his bottom lip

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2013, 01:22:09 AM »
What in the hell. Did he post this photo?

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2013, 01:49:04 AM »
...and somewhere camocan silently weeps.

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2013, 02:00:49 AM »

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2013, 03:09:08 AM »

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2013, 05:21:25 AM »
sorry johnny. i skated 2 of your pro-models, if that helps.


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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2013, 05:24:25 AM »
Hahahahhahah

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2013, 05:37:50 AM »
Gay is gonna bump this thread and drop some "woulds".

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2013, 08:32:35 AM »
scrubbing erica's poo smell off no doubt

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2013, 09:06:52 AM »
This is just his new ad for OtterBox, it wasn't supposed to drop til next month.


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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2013, 09:50:45 AM »
I heard he sent this in as his application for Bro Style.
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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2013, 09:53:26 AM »

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Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2013, 10:07:10 AM »
Dear Johnny,

Times are hard <wink, wink>, we all know it. From the looks of it, you need a little help in the stress relief department. A man with a mid-to-large sized penis has friends in places he may never have thought to look before...places like, well, the slap message boards.

Here's one thing we all know: women are horrible at giving head. They just don't understand how to handle that thing. Fumbling, gagging, grabbing at it...OUCH! Who needs that?

I'm here to help. As a community service volunteer, I've logged dozens, possibly hundreds of hours helping men just like you who find themselves in need of a helping hand...or larynx as it were. I consider myself an ambassador of amorousness; a representative of relaxation; a giver of glad-nicitiy. And here's the real kicker: it's all at NO COST to you. That's right. All you have to do is pm me with your address (continental US only, please), give me a time, leave the door unlocked, and kick back. I'll handle the rest! It's fun, easy, and relatively risk-free.

I'd be glad to provide references should you want to know things like whether I wear dentures or not, can I form a clover leaf with my tongue, or which Virtua Fighter is my favorite.

Your BFF 4EVR,

GAY

p.s. Obvious photoshop is obvious