Ok so last night I went on my first okstupid 'date'. It was with this one girl who I was messaging with for like a day. She seemed super cute in her profile and later that night she texted me to meet up. I ended up going to meet her in her neighborhood in east williamsburg and we kicked it for a while. unfortunately she was not nearly as hot as her profile suggested but we ended up going back to her place. She made us tea and we sat and talked for a while. I had to go to work in the morning so I left after a half hour or so. When I left she texted me and I went back to her apt. We ended up in her bed and I fingered her butt and she gave me head.
For the last month or two I have been trying to withstand from beating off as much as possible (for personal reasons) and on this particular night it had been about a week and some days since I last jerked illz and boy was she in for a surprise. Anyway I ended busting a little prematurely and there was a lot of cum everywhere. we both kind of laughed about it and I explained the situation. I ended up falling asleep shortly after and had gotten woken up by her stroking my weiner a few hours later. It was probably around 5am because the sun was up and I could hear birds chirping. Anyway i ended up cumming again and she licked the cum off my dick afterwords which I thought was nice. I then went to the bathroom and let out the fart(s) I've been holding in the whole time I was in her apt and crawled back in to her bed and went to sleep. I was awaken again a few hours later by her playing with my dick. It felt good and I kind of half slept through the whole thing. I had to wake up at 9am to go to work and my alarm went off while she was holding me. When I woke up I noticed that this girl was not nearly as hot as I thought and kind of smelled weird. So I left her apt to go to work but I had an actual ok cupid date set for tonight with another girl so I rushed back to my house which was a few subway stops away and took a shower, changed and went to work. I should preface this with the fact that prior to this I was going through the worst dry spell ever and was convinced I would never have sex again. It was about 5 months since I last had sex. so I went to work and smelled my poop smelling fingers all day. I must have washed my hands like 10 times and it still smelled like butt the whole day. I leave work and went to go meet my date at some bar downtown. I got there early so that I could get a little buzzed before the encounter as these things can be pretty awkward. She comes through at 8 and we hit it off. We end up getting pretty drunk and start making out at the bar. This girl, unlike the other is super cute and it was totally awesome. So we make out for a while and talk or whatever then leave. When we left it was about 1am and we start making out in the doorway of some bank or something. We're going in pretty hard and I keep asking if I can go to her place since she lives like a block away but she keeps being coy and tries to keep it classy, which I appreciate. We make out some more, I beg to go to her house some more, and we finish and I get on the train. I take a piss in the subway and then fall asleep on the train. I wake up and am in the cut. I wait about 20 mins for the next train to arrive and get back on it. It's about 2am at this point. I get home like a half hour later and take a shower. Overall I fucks with okcupid.
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