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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #60 on: January 14, 2007, 11:33:27 PM »
no, nonsense...I'm the one everyone hates here.  if that bothers you, that these people will hate you, stop posting.  but honestly, who gives a fuck?  these people don't matter.  how old are you?
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #61 on: January 14, 2007, 11:44:37 PM »
I don't care who will hate me, I care about how much of an idiot I am.
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #62 on: January 14, 2007, 11:49:46 PM »
if you can speak japanese, you're doing something right.  why are you in japan again?
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #63 on: January 15, 2007, 08:46:43 AM »
hes a private investigator, he does around japan trying wierd sex pills and if they get him high he will bust the people for selling drugs to minors
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #64 on: January 15, 2007, 09:13:42 AM »
Hey it's not gay unless you actually put a willy up your bum, if you're just "touching" each other, like maybe touching someone else's peepee, or maybe, just tasting cock to see if you like it or someone tasting yours to see if it tastes normal, that's just "experimenting"

I mean, tossing off to gay porn isn't gay.

Just the first time a willy goes in the out hole, then you'll "catch gay" and then there'll be nothing you can do about it, so just becareful !!!

Of if you wake up and your bums a bit sore, have a look for a creamy, salty discharge coming form your anus, you can catch it if you sleep at parties !!!

Some people are crafty and they'll do anything to keep all the girls to themselves !!!
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #65 on: January 15, 2007, 09:23:33 AM »
I have a friend who drunkenly claimed that "you're not gay if you don't come"

I think the same theory applies to rape, peadophillia, necrophillia and other sexual deviancies

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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #66 on: January 15, 2007, 09:31:26 AM »
I' m guessing that they are kind of like alcohol. You get dumb enough to be brave and fuck the woman. So I don't think they will make us want to fuck each other. IF we do, I guess we will have to jack off because none of us are gay.

having to jerk off so you don't fuck you friend is definitely getting pretty close to being gay


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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #67 on: January 15, 2007, 09:51:25 AM »
hes a private investigator, he does around japan trying wierd sex pills and if they get him high he will bust the people for selling drugs to minors

opps, forgot, that would imply that tony is doing something right
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #68 on: January 15, 2007, 10:21:45 AM »
I have a friend who drunkenly claimed that "you're not gay if you don't come"

I think the same theory applies to rape, peadophillia, necrophillia and other sexual deviancies
What a great analogy ...
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #69 on: January 16, 2007, 12:02:22 AM »
take 15 dayquil pills

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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #70 on: January 16, 2007, 10:44:37 AM »
lmao
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #71 on: January 16, 2007, 11:16:01 AM »
cough syrup with DXM, c'mon tony you can do this

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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #72 on: January 16, 2007, 12:32:51 PM »
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #73 on: January 16, 2007, 09:32:57 PM »
dude just get drunk and then take the crazy sex pills...make sure you're around a bunch of your best guy friends in case something goes wrong...or terribly RIGHT!
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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2007, 12:26:53 PM »
smoke them

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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #75 on: January 17, 2007, 01:09:57 PM »
fuck getting high, just jack it to some high quality anime porn...
女の子は女の子とセックスすると、「lezzing out」です。 例えば、トニコクスホクスと友&