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[ill_Murray]

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im addicted to sleeping pills

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I used to be addicted to sleeping pills. Well I wouldn't say addicted but I diagnosticated myself with insomnia. I was scared to lose a night sleep if I didn't take em. That's pretty much addiction, anyways, I eventually just stopped taking pills and and when I really can't sleep i just take melatonin.

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Shit is on some miracle pill status.

I hate my roommate, so I fart on his pillow every chance I get.

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You know you can't buy melatonin here in the UK.

When you fart on your roommates pillow do you say something cool like "Sweet dreams fart face"? Or "Ass-ta la vista you pink eyed bastard"?

Haha you can rest assured I will now.  Did you guys ever get your porn ban situation figured out?

[ThugWaffle]

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im addicted to sleeping pills

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I used to be addicted to sleeping pills. Well I wouldn't say addicted but I diagnosticated myself with insomnia. I was scared to lose a night sleep if I didn't take em. That's pretty much addiction, anyways, I eventually just stopped taking pills and and when I really can't sleep i just take melatonin.

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Shit is on some miracle pill status.

I hate my roommate, so I fart on his pillow every chance I get.

If you really hate him take his toothbrush and brush your ass then put it back.

[JB]

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im addicted to sleeping pills

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I used to be addicted to sleeping pills. Well I wouldn't say addicted but I diagnosticated myself with insomnia. I was scared to lose a night sleep if I didn't take em. That's pretty much addiction, anyways, I eventually just stopped taking pills and and when I really can't sleep i just take melatonin.

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Shit is on some miracle pill status.

I hate my roommate, so I fart on his pillow every chance I get.

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If you really hate him take his toothbrush and brush your ass then put it back.

just tell him you had sex with his wife. that'll get him.

[CumOnYourFace]

I hate my roommate, so I fart on his pillow every chance I get.

My old roommates used to say Jim Crow-type shit all the time. I would piss in the sink, if I came home late. Also, whenever I was really drunk, I used to wipe my ass on the insides of my roommate's clothes, that were on hangers, in the laundry room. They were really soft Jordan sweatpants and sweatshirts.

[SodaJerk]

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im addicted to sleeping pills

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I used to be addicted to sleeping pills. Well I wouldn't say addicted but I diagnosticated myself with insomnia. I was scared to lose a night sleep if I didn't take em. That's pretty much addiction, anyways, I eventually just stopped taking pills and and when I really can't sleep i just take melatonin.

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Shit is on some miracle pill status.

I hate my roommate, so I fart on his pillow every chance I get.

[close]

You know you can't buy melatonin here in the UK.

When you fart on your roommates pillow do you say something cool like "Sweet dreams fart face"? Or "Ass-ta la vista you pink eyed bastard"?

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Haha you can rest assured I will now.  Did you guys ever get your porn ban situation figured out?

Porn ban, what porn ban?

[L33Tg33k]

Seriously, how much does a decent hooker cost?

[CumOnYourFace]

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I think depends on the area. I have no personal experience. One time when I was close to blacking out, I ended up going with two guys to a strip club. This was only because they were getting Taco Bell. After they were done, I was puking in the parking lot of the club. Some redneck was telling the guys, "These women are teases...they'll take yer money. But, if you want to go home with one, you can take them home for the night, for $137."

Porn ban, what porn ban?

I think someone got sued by a Bang Bros. or Brazzers, for torrenting porn.

I ended up drinking after five days of sobriety. I guess it's a step in the right direction, considering I had two pints. Honestly, I have no desire to get drunk. My anxiety is the only reason I even drank tonight. It felt awkward to sit, while waiting on a friend. I stared at ESPN, for barely a minute, before ordering a beer.

[Made In China]

In my mind I'm convinced that I'm going to tell this girl how I feel about her very soon. At first, I had nothing to lose because she's moving across the country for college, but now I'm pretty close friends with her and a couple of other people and I'm afraid that doing it would mess that up. It's the end of senior year for us so it's a weird situation. At this point, I'm probably still going to do it because I can't get it or her out of my mind.

[tobey]

so today at 9:30 am im going to the college i dropped out of to meet with a counselor to see what classes i can take on May 27th for the summer. My anxiety is been good but today literally has to be perfect cause if i get a panic attack just by meeting with someone for 30 minutes how would i be able to go to a class for a couple hours of the day. Which i think i might be fine because when i see my doctor he runs late every time i go there so i usually wait 45 minutes every time before i even get a chance to talk to him. I have really bad anxiety when i drive but the college is 1.5 miles away from me (yeah i looked it up) so i should be fine, i have been driving farther than that to get lunch from time to time. If i feel anxious at all today it will destroy my life, like i said a couple pages back i have hope but if today goes bad  all that hope will be gone and probably be the first time i get actually depressed in my life. So wish me good luck, and tell me its going to be alright!

[SodaJerk]

so today at 9:30 am im going to the college i dropped out of to meet with a counselor to see what classes i can take on May 27th for the summer. My anxiety is been good but today literally has to be perfect cause if i get a panic attack just by meeting with someone for 30 minutes how would i be able to go to a class for a couple hours of the day. Which i think i might be fine because when i see my doctor he runs late every time i go there so i usually wait 45 minutes every time before i even get a chance to talk to him. I have really bad anxiety when i drive but the college is 1.5 miles away from me (yeah i looked it up) so i should be fine, i have been driving farther than that to get lunch from time to time. If i feel anxious at all today it will destroy my life, like i said a couple pages back i have hope but if today goes bad  all that hope will be gone and probably be the first time i get actually depressed in my life. So wish me good luck, and tell me its going to be alright!

Good luck. First try, no warm ups. You'll be fine.

[Jim and Dan]

im addicted to sleeping pills

These will give you a run for your money Arthur . . .

[L33Tg33k]

Well, I'm in San Diego and if anyone could help me get a safe competent hooker, that would be cool.

[shark tits]

Well, I'm in San Diego and if anyone could help me get a safe competent hooker, that would be cool.

i'm into hookers lately too. if you make your way to massachusetts, i'll treat.

[CumOnYourFace]

Well, I'm in San Diego and if anyone could help me get a safe competent hooker, that would be cool.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

They prefer to be called "escorts."

[dillanharp]

Well, I'm in San Diego and if anyone could help me get a safe competent hooker, that would be cool.

You're so close to Mexico. TJ or Ensenada and visit a brothel. Fuck it, Cabo's a 2 hour flight, make it a vacation. Wrap it up and you're good. I'd be sketched out by getting a hooker here. Nevada is an option as well.

[ill_Murray]

Well, I'm in San Diego and if anyone could help me get a safe competent hooker, that would be cool.

I'm telling you man, just make the 2 hour drive north and come to LA.  My friend Brian loves hookers, he'll sort you out.  We can shred as well post hooker copulation so its a win-win.

[tobey]

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so today at 9:30 am im going to the college i dropped out of to meet with a counselor to see what classes i can take on May 27th for the summer. My anxiety is been good but today literally has to be perfect cause if i get a panic attack just by meeting with someone for 30 minutes how would i be able to go to a class for a couple hours of the day. Which i think i might be fine because when i see my doctor he runs late every time i go there so i usually wait 45 minutes every time before i even get a chance to talk to him. I have really bad anxiety when i drive but the college is 1.5 miles away from me (yeah i looked it up) so i should be fine, i have been driving farther than that to get lunch from time to time. If i feel anxious at all today it will destroy my life, like i said a couple pages back i have hope but if today goes bad  all that hope will be gone and probably be the first time i get actually depressed in my life. So wish me good luck, and tell me its going to be alright!

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Good luck. First try, no warm ups. You'll be fine.

It went way better than i expected, i was there for about an hour an half and maybe thought about my anxiety for like 5 minutes. Im so pumped for classes now, this boosted my confidence so much, i needed this. Thanks for the response!

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Do it leet.

[ThugWaffle]

I've been thinking of going to college for a bit, but I don't think I'm good enough. I was homeschooled in high school and I feel like I'm a little out of the loop.

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I've been thinking of going to college for a bit, but I don't think I'm good enough. I was homeschooled in high school and I feel like I'm a little out of the loop.

Good enough for what? I felt the same when I made the decision to go to school. When I started going, I realized that the majority of people attending college are pretty dim. Start slow and work hard.

[@thewilleasley]

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I've been thinking of going to college for a bit, but I don't think I'm good enough. I was homeschooled in high school and I feel like I'm a little out of the loop.

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Good enough for what? I felt the same when I made the decision to go to school. When I started going, I realized that the majority of people attending college are pretty dim. Start slow and work hard.

yeah with college it mostly just comes down to making a consistent effort to stay up on all your classes & do your work. A lot kids aren't going to college because they're smart its because they wanna live in a campus environment on their parent's dime, and they just sorta "get by" academically. if you genuinely feel like going to college is the right move you need to make for yourself then by all means make it happen! it all comes down to effort & discipline, if you really want it that bad then you have as much of a chance as anyone else to do well in school

[brycickle]

I waited almost 10 years before I went back to school. I was pretty nervous that I would have to re-learn how to learn. I found that it wasn't really that hard. All you have to do is actually apply yourself. That means actually attending class.

[ice nine]

my college was super embarassing, it was seriously amazing any of those people had graduated high school. i also thought i was too dumb but i did fine.

[ThugWaffle]

Thanks guys. I definitely think college would definitely be a wise move for me and I desperately need a change of environment at this point in life.

[JB]

go for it dude. as long as you put forth an effort, college isnt too hard. there will be times where you hate you life and you stay up all night trying to get your work done, but for the most part you dont really have to be "smart" to do well. im not a very smart person, and ive honestly forgot probably 90% of what i learned in college, but what i did learn in was how to figure out what i needed to do to get a decent grade. i did go to art school though. i know i wouldnt have lasted if i tried to study medicine or engineering or something like that.

[Jim and Dan]

go for it dude. as long as you put forth an effort, college isnt too hard. there will be times where you hate you life and you stay up all night trying to get your work done, but for the most part you dont really have to be "smart" to do well. im not a very smart person, and ive honestly forgot probably 90% of what i learned in college, but what i did learn in was how to figure out what i needed to do to get a decent grade. i did go to art school though. i know i wouldnt have lasted if i tried to study medicine or engineering or something like that.

This.

I have a degree as a Social Science Analyst and like JB said, it's really about knowing what you need to do persist.

I'm super fucking tired right now so these probably aren't the best statements, but don't ever think that you're not "smart" enough; trust me when I say that most of the people that your going to meet aren't smart at all (campus dependent).

Actually seeing how many outright dumb mother fuckers passed through my classes over the years, eventually with degree in hand, made me loose a lot of faith in humanity . . . Seriously.

[pinche gringo]

I waited almost 10 years before I went back to school. I was pretty nervous that I would have to re-learn how to learn. I found that it wasn't really that hard. All you have to do is actually apply yourself. That means actually attending class.

This was largely my experience also. If you pay attention it's pretty easy. You're essentially just jumping through hoops to prove that you're grasping the concepts presented. You can do it.

[skinnypimp211]

i got ip banned because i keep shit too real and i dont kiss ass. ever since hate swallowed enough loads to become mod on here this place has gotten lamer.

people say/post wayyyyyyyyy more worse shit than what i said to be banned for. that is classified player hating

[L33Tg33k]

Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

[CumOnYourFace]

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Ask out a chick that's buying a dildo. Maybe, you can fuck her and never call her again.