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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6960 on: May 22, 2017, 05:40:12 PM »
Yall bust big ass nuts? I do even if I jerk everyday. I need to find me a cum lovin slut.

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« Reply #6961 on: May 23, 2017, 03:11:00 AM »
I've been on holiday for a week with a bunch of lads. Doesn't help that there's so many beautiful people in Budapest. Every morning I'm waking up horny as fuck. Can't wait to get back home and have sexy time with the misses.

Also, on the topic of big loads, mine are average sized I think, bit I'm really into the idea of big loads, so a while ago I started taking some folic acid and zinc supplements, trying to wear more loose boxers and drinking loads of water and staying hydrated and letting more time between jacking off: still no real difference. I think I just have small balls.

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« Reply #6962 on: May 23, 2017, 07:13:12 AM »
Also, on the topic of big loads, mine are average sized I think, bit I'm really into the idea of big loads, so a while ago I started taking some folic acid and zinc supplements, trying to wear more loose boxers and drinking loads of water and staying hydrated and letting more time between jacking off: still no real difference. I think I just have small balls.
It only makes a difference if I go like a month without ejaculating. It gets to the point where my balls are swollen and there's barely any space between my dick and balls, though. I don't bust a nut like in pornos, but my loads are noticeably larger. If I just go a week without, my semen is a lot thicker and more white in color, but there's not a big difference in load size.

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« Reply #6963 on: May 23, 2017, 09:21:52 AM »
Yeh my balls are kinda big that's probably it. Not huge but above average... like I be watchin porn and be like.... I could get that THWACK THWACK goin... this nigga doin his little tap tap tap, little balls ass nigga...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6964 on: May 23, 2017, 10:37:56 AM »
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Also, on the topic of big loads, mine are average sized I think, bit I'm really into the idea of big loads, so a while ago I started taking some folic acid and zinc supplements, trying to wear more loose boxers and drinking loads of water and staying hydrated and letting more time between jacking off: still no real difference. I think I just have small balls.
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It only makes a difference if I go like a month without ejaculating. It gets to the point where my balls are swollen and there's barely any space between my dick and balls, though. I don't bust a nut like in pornos, but my loads are noticeably larger. If I just go a week without, my semen is a lot thicker and more white in color, but there's not a big difference in load size.

How does one go a whole month without cumming?
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« Reply #6965 on: May 23, 2017, 11:16:44 AM »
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Also, on the topic of big loads, mine are average sized I think, bit I'm really into the idea of big loads, so a while ago I started taking some folic acid and zinc supplements, trying to wear more loose boxers and drinking loads of water and staying hydrated and letting more time between jacking off: still no real difference. I think I just have small balls.
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It only makes a difference if I go like a month without ejaculating. It gets to the point where my balls are swollen and there's barely any space between my dick and balls, though. I don't bust a nut like in pornos, but my loads are noticeably larger. If I just go a week without, my semen is a lot thicker and more white in color, but there's not a big difference in load size.
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How does one go a whole month without cumming?
Work 12+ hours a day and spend your free time between: walking the dog, skateboarding and household tasks.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6966 on: May 23, 2017, 11:58:20 AM »
Does not compute. You never rubbed one off at work? ???
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« Reply #6967 on: May 23, 2017, 02:23:51 PM »
Does not compute. You never rubbed one off at work? ???
I'm the kind of guy that goes out of his way to avoid shitting in public bathrooms, so I'm definitely not cool with masturbating in public. It feels good, but it's pathetic from a 3rd-person perspective. Just look in a mirror next time you masturbate, and you'll probably start holding off too. Also, when I jerk off regularly, I have little to no interest/incentive in trying to pick up women...I just get fucked up with the guys and rub a couple out before passing out.

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« Reply #6968 on: May 23, 2017, 02:42:01 PM »
Does not compute. You never rubbed one off at work? ???

Im guilty of rubbing one out at every place ive ever worked. Also last week i tried to go a few days without jacking it, then had a fucken wet dream on the 3rd day, woke up to me jizzing all over my damn sheets, i felt shame


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6969 on: May 23, 2017, 03:35:41 PM »
dude that's fuckin gross, shame on you, for real

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« Reply #6970 on: May 23, 2017, 04:24:08 PM »
dude that's fuckin gross, shame on you, for real



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« Reply #6971 on: May 26, 2017, 12:55:55 AM »
Wanking while shitting (pre-wipe) @ work is where its at
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« Reply #6972 on: May 26, 2017, 09:19:40 AM »
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Does not compute. You never rubbed one off at work? ???
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I'm the kind of guy that goes out of his way to avoid shitting in public bathrooms, so I'm definitely not cool with masturbating in public. It feels good, but it's pathetic from a 3rd-person perspective. Just look in a mirror next time you masturbate, and you'll probably start holding off too. Also, when I jerk off regularly, I have little to no interest/incentive in trying to pick up women...I just get fucked up with the guys and rub a couple out before passing out.
Oh ok well I'm married so that's not an issue......I just had a thought how funny it would be if you responded, "I am too dog"
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« Reply #6973 on: May 26, 2017, 09:20:42 AM »
dude that's fuckin gross, shame on you, for real
code for, "I jerk off at work almost daily"... ;D
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« Reply #6974 on: May 26, 2017, 09:47:00 AM »
If you don't shit at the same time they're gonna know you just went in the bathroom to jerk off. They will be able to see it on your face.

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« Reply #6975 on: May 28, 2017, 06:22:40 AM »
Just remember that this is the lowest point in your life so far. It's not over yet.

Things change. They always do. Whether you want them to or not and whether you notice them or not. Maybe they'll get better, maybe they'll get worse, but they absolutely will change.

It'll pass and you'll keep going.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6976 on: May 28, 2017, 08:50:34 AM »
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Does not compute. You never rubbed one off at work? ???
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I'm the kind of guy that goes out of his way to avoid shitting in public bathrooms, so I'm definitely not cool with masturbating in public. It feels good, but it's pathetic from a 3rd-person perspective. Just look in a mirror next time you masturbate, and you'll probably start holding off too. Also, when I jerk off regularly, I have little to no interest/incentive in trying to pick up women...I just get fucked up with the guys and rub a couple out before passing out.
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Oh ok well I'm married so that's not an issue......I just had a thought how funny it would be if you responded, "I am too dog"
If he doesn't have time to jerk off, he sure as shit doesn't have time to pick up women.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6977 on: May 29, 2017, 04:27:45 AM »
Who is too busy to jerk off? What are you keeping a collapsing star from swallowing the universe? No one is so busy they can't jerk off.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6978 on: May 29, 2017, 07:39:24 AM »
I wrote about my CPPS/pelvic floor problems a month or two back. The issue is that my pelvic floor is really tight and sore all the time and I canīt relax it. As a possible result of this, I have no sex drive/feel little pleasure during sex.

I recently went a couple of weeks without masturbation/sex. After that time off, I had sex. During sex I realized I still donīt really feel anything and was pretty indifferent to if I came or not.

On one hand, Itīs weird having such a low sex drive, kind of messes with your (sexual/gender) identity. On the other hand, Iīm rather productive.

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« Reply #6979 on: May 31, 2017, 08:42:53 AM »
Just remember that this is the lowest point in your life so far. It's not over yet.

Things change. They always do. Whether you want them to or not and whether you notice them or not. Maybe they'll get better, maybe they'll get worse, but they absolutely will change.

It'll pass and you'll keep going.
Thanks. I needed some time to clear my head and get shit figured out. I got on an installment plan to pay for my medical bills, but it's fucked. My credit cards are maxed out and I still have another three installments for my dog's veterinary bills. I've been really depressed these past couple days but had to give my dog to my friend and his girlfriend. All of the shelters were full because dumbass college kids get pets and leave them after they graduate. I can't even remember the last time I cried or teared up, but I'm just glad that my dog is going to be in good hands. Plus, I'll be able to visit him, if I ever take a trip to Detroit. I'm sorting through all my shit and trying to sell most of it. Then, I'm traveling with two bags and a set of trucks/wheels/bearings to couch surf until I get on my feet. I'm supposed to start a programming boot camp soon, which lands me a job after the three months. I just want to minimalistic as possible, and use my money to travel and explore new places. It's also why I'm never getting a dog. I've passed on a lot of opportunities to travel, but have no regrets. I love him and have never been attached to a person as much as him. It also sucked seeing him also get stressed out while moving out.

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« Reply #6980 on: May 31, 2017, 11:43:32 PM »
I've built up my next sexual conquest due to a serious dry spell to the point that I almost want to avoid it.

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« Reply #6981 on: June 01, 2017, 07:59:28 AM »
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Just remember that this is the lowest point in your life so far. It's not over yet.

Things change. They always do. Whether you want them to or not and whether you notice them or not. Maybe they'll get better, maybe they'll get worse, but they absolutely will change.

It'll pass and you'll keep going.
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Thanks. I needed some time to clear my head and get shit figured out. I got on an installment plan to pay for my medical bills, but it's fucked. My credit cards are maxed out and I still have another three installments for my dog's veterinary bills. I've been really depressed these past couple days but had to give my dog to my friend and his girlfriend. All of the shelters were full because dumbass college kids get pets and leave them after they graduate. I can't even remember the last time I cried or teared up, but I'm just glad that my dog is going to be in good hands. Plus, I'll be able to visit him, if I ever take a trip to Detroit. I'm sorting through all my shit and trying to sell most of it. Then, I'm traveling with two bags and a set of trucks/wheels/bearings to couch surf until I get on my feet. I'm supposed to start a programming boot camp soon, which lands me a job after the three months. I just want to minimalistic as possible, and use my money to travel and explore new places. It's also why I'm never getting a dog. I've passed on a lot of opportunities to travel, but have no regrets. I love him and have never been attached to a person as much as him. It also sucked seeing him also get stressed out while moving out.

Don't stress out about debt too much. I know it's "very important" but no it isn't. There's no such thing as a debtor's prison anymore and they aren't going to come break your kneecaps. I was in debt with no way to pay it back for a long time and would just tell them to fuck off. If they'd call me ask them what they were going to do about it? They have no move on you. You sound like me at that time. They can't take a house or car I didn't have and I didn't make enough to garnish my wages, so suck my dick you get nothing. I pay minimal payments now because I simply do not want to pay them back. My credit is awful but my wife's is good so everything is in her name. It's beautiful. The worst thing they could do to you is kill you, and they aren't gonna kill you.

Do the coding thing, focus ALL of your efforts on that while it's going on. Don't go out, don't go partying, don't do any of that. Do nothing but your work for the time it's going on, focus, get the job, and go travel. Freelancing while single and not tied down was one of the best times of my life. I was always going to new places and I got to jam my ding dong in a lot of girls who never wanted to see me again aka best case scenario. You can settle down and get another dog later. Life is really, really long.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6982 on: June 01, 2017, 03:27:40 PM »
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Just remember that this is the lowest point in your life so far. It's not over yet.

Things change. They always do. Whether you want them to or not and whether you notice them or not. Maybe they'll get better, maybe they'll get worse, but they absolutely will change.

It'll pass and you'll keep going.
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Thanks. I needed some time to clear my head and get shit figured out. I got on an installment plan to pay for my medical bills, but it's fucked. My credit cards are maxed out and I still have another three installments for my dog's veterinary bills. I've been really depressed these past couple days but had to give my dog to my friend and his girlfriend. All of the shelters were full because dumbass college kids get pets and leave them after they graduate. I can't even remember the last time I cried or teared up, but I'm just glad that my dog is going to be in good hands. Plus, I'll be able to visit him, if I ever take a trip to Detroit. I'm sorting through all my shit and trying to sell most of it. Then, I'm traveling with two bags and a set of trucks/wheels/bearings to couch surf until I get on my feet. I'm supposed to start a programming boot camp soon, which lands me a job after the three months. I just want to minimalistic as possible, and use my money to travel and explore new places. It's also why I'm never getting a dog. I've passed on a lot of opportunities to travel, but have no regrets. I love him and have never been attached to a person as much as him. It also sucked seeing him also get stressed out while moving out.
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Don't stress out about debt too much. I know it's "very important" but no it isn't. There's no such thing as a debtor's prison anymore and they aren't going to come break your kneecaps. I was in debt with no way to pay it back for a long time and would just tell them to fuck off. If they'd call me ask them what they were going to do about it? They have no move on you. You sound like me at that time. They can't take a house or car I didn't have and I didn't make enough to garnish my wages, so suck my dick you get nothing. I pay minimal payments now because I simply do not want to pay them back. My credit is awful but my wife's is good so everything is in her name. It's beautiful. The worst thing they could do to you is kill you, and they aren't gonna kill you.

Do the coding thing, focus ALL of your efforts on that while it's going on. Don't go out, don't go partying, don't do any of that. Do nothing but your work for the time it's going on, focus, get the job, and go travel. Freelancing while single and not tied down was one of the best times of my life. I was always going to new places and I got to jam my ding dong in a lot of girls who never wanted to see me again aka best case scenario. You can settle down and get another dog later. Life is really, really long.
This advice is amazing. As long as your dog has a great life SFB is one hundred percent correct.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6983 on: June 01, 2017, 07:15:12 PM »
Who is too busy to jerk off? What are you keeping a collapsing star from swallowing the universe? No one is so busy they can't jerk off.



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« Reply #6984 on: June 02, 2017, 04:29:36 PM »
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Just remember that this is the lowest point in your life so far. It's not over yet.

Things change. They always do. Whether you want them to or not and whether you notice them or not. Maybe they'll get better, maybe they'll get worse, but they absolutely will change.

It'll pass and you'll keep going.
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Thanks. I needed some time to clear my head and get shit figured out. I got on an installment plan to pay for my medical bills, but it's fucked. My credit cards are maxed out and I still have another three installments for my dog's veterinary bills. I've been really depressed these past couple days but had to give my dog to my friend and his girlfriend. All of the shelters were full because dumbass college kids get pets and leave them after they graduate. I can't even remember the last time I cried or teared up, but I'm just glad that my dog is going to be in good hands. Plus, I'll be able to visit him, if I ever take a trip to Detroit. I'm sorting through all my shit and trying to sell most of it. Then, I'm traveling with two bags and a set of trucks/wheels/bearings to couch surf until I get on my feet. I'm supposed to start a programming boot camp soon, which lands me a job after the three months. I just want to minimalistic as possible, and use my money to travel and explore new places. It's also why I'm never getting a dog. I've passed on a lot of opportunities to travel, but have no regrets. I love him and have never been attached to a person as much as him. It also sucked seeing him also get stressed out while moving out.
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Don't stress out about debt too much. I know it's "very important" but no it isn't. There's no such thing as a debtor's prison anymore and they aren't going to come break your kneecaps. I was in debt with no way to pay it back for a long time and would just tell them to fuck off. If they'd call me ask them what they were going to do about it? They have no move on you. You sound like me at that time. They can't take a house or car I didn't have and I didn't make enough to garnish my wages, so suck my dick you get nothing. I pay minimal payments now because I simply do not want to pay them back. My credit is awful but my wife's is good so everything is in her name. It's beautiful. The worst thing they could do to you is kill you, and they aren't gonna kill you.

Do the coding thing, focus ALL of your efforts on that while it's going on. Don't go out, don't go partying, don't do any of that. Do nothing but your work for the time it's going on, focus, get the job, and go travel. Freelancing while single and not tied down was one of the best times of my life. I was always going to new places and I got to jam my ding dong in a lot of girls who never wanted to see me again aka best case scenario. You can settle down and get another dog later. Life is really, really long.

I particularly liked this part. Solid advice. 10/10.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6985 on: June 07, 2017, 05:45:51 PM »
The last couple of years I've become addicted to fitness.
I don't really skate that much anymore, but I try to keep myself updated on whats going on.

Call me a kook, jock or whatever, but the feeling I get when I lift weights is so fucking good.

The downside is that I've put on 20 lbs in muscle mass since I began, and my balance is all fucked up when I skate.

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« Reply #6986 on: June 07, 2017, 05:50:32 PM »
The last couple of years I've become addicted to fitness.
I don't really skate that much anymore, but I try to keep myself updated on whats going on.

Call me a kook, jock or whatever, but the feeling I get when I lift weights is so fucking good.

The downside is that I've put on 20 lbs in muscle mass since I began, and my balance is all fucked up when I skate.


I got into lifting this year mainly because my ankle has been fucked and never went to the actual doctor to get it checked out. This past year i could skate like once a week (maybe at that) but then have to take a week off cause my ankle was all jacked up. So i been going to physical rehab on that thing but been lifting like 3-4 times a week. When i do a new weight it feels like i landed a new trick. Lets fight people if they call us jocks 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6987 on: June 07, 2017, 06:12:55 PM »
woke up to me jizzing all over my damn sheets, i felt shameamazing

never had a wet dream before, not even in my teens,

i love dreaming and i get really invested them, but when it comes to erotic dreams, they've always been more of a taunt.
You never reach the climax or plot of the story :/ \:
You wake up with a raging boner, bummed that the whole scenario you worked out wasnt real...

So when i had the wet dream, man, livin'the dream, but really. As if it really happened, ultimate fantasy became true, almost better then life

super stoked

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« Reply #6988 on: June 08, 2017, 01:20:24 AM »
Yeah, I have no idea why someone be ashamed of themselves for a wet dream, they feel awesome and it's a great way to start the day.

I've been keen to get into a consistent weight lifting routine, it's just hard to put the time aside and even harder for me to eat enough calories / macros for a consistent amount of time.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6989 on: June 08, 2017, 06:14:38 AM »
The last couple of years I've become addicted to fitness.
I don't really skate that much anymore, but I try to keep myself updated on whats going on.

Call me a kook, jock or whatever, but the feeling I get when I lift weights is so fucking good.

The downside is that I've put on 20 lbs in muscle mass since I began, and my balance is all fucked up when I skate.


i had a friend who this happened to. he was a skinny asian kid, then got into lifting and pretty much doubled the size of his upper body and it threw his balance off completely. my friends and i used to tease him whenever he was struggling with tricks and tell him he wasnt strong enough to land them.