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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7080 on: August 04, 2017, 08:43:20 PM »
probably shot by the cops cause ive been googling how to break locks on change machines, seems easy enough  :-\ fuck now I am plotting on how to take quarters

You probably won't get shot unless you assault a cop...might get attacked by a K9 if you run. Also, depending on which state, you may get charged with intent. I assume you use library computers, so it's not like the cops are going to check your phone, if you even have one, if you do get caught. Also, I have to assume you sold your cell phone for drugs.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7081 on: August 04, 2017, 11:45:59 PM »
bawtawd is actually one of my favorite posters on here

are you guys gonna 69 each other's penises?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7082 on: August 05, 2017, 01:42:08 AM »
probably shot by the cops cause ive been googling how to break locks on change machines, seems easy enough  :-\ fuck now I am plotting on how to take quarters

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7083 on: August 05, 2017, 02:17:45 AM »
bawtawd is actually one of my favorite posters on here

Same. And for that matter, SodaJerk, Barton Fink, slappies, shit_for_brains, Atiba Applebon and mattchew are as well.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7084 on: August 05, 2017, 07:50:59 PM »
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^Recreationally took half a 100mg viagra pill last monday because my girl was leaving for good and i thought i was gonna impress her with super crazy sex. Turned out she was on her period so we had some anal. When she left i was still hard and decided to toss off. The wank was amazing, one of the best i have ever had. Next day's wank was awesome too and i kept having amazing wanks every day for the remaining of the week. Dick bigger than usual, confidence boosted.

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how much bigger, flips to guips?
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It did get bigger than usual, like the biggest it could physically get with every blood vessel filled with blood. I read that using viagra on the regs can actually increase dick size because the whole thing is stretched to fit all that blood. Also read that using too much viagra on the regs can cause hard ons that last for days and that these are dangerous because the dick's blood circulation get messed up and some older people even had their member chopped off to prevent gangrene from spreading.

I noticed since I started fucking with Cialis and Viagra that my dick game off of the pills has vastly improved. It's almost like it flushed the bad juju out of my brokedick, and I've been reborn with someone else's uncursed throbber.

The Cialis is almost better in that the effect I get from it is more organic, and it seems to last much longer (well into the next day). I've also noticed the girth game off of the pills has been on point. I also don't get any side effects from it like I do viagra (blocked sinuses, trouble breathing through nose). The viagra is better in a pinch, like if you got a half hour to get your dick whipped into shape you take viagra.

Also, when I was on here the other night drunk I was pretty fucking close to posting a picture of my dick for a laugh in one of the threads dude's were talking about snakes... Figured I should probably confess that one while I'm here.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7085 on: August 07, 2017, 06:08:03 AM »
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^Recreationally took half a 100mg viagra pill last monday because my girl was leaving for good and i thought i was gonna impress her with super crazy sex. Turned out she was on her period so we had some anal. When she left i was still hard and decided to toss off. The wank was amazing, one of the best i have ever had. Next day's wank was awesome too and i kept having amazing wanks every day for the remaining of the week. Dick bigger than usual, confidence boosted.

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how much bigger, flips to guips?
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It did get bigger than usual, like the biggest it could physically get with every blood vessel filled with blood. I read that using viagra on the regs can actually increase dick size because the whole thing is stretched to fit all that blood. Also read that using too much viagra on the regs can cause hard ons that last for days and that these are dangerous because the dick's blood circulation get messed up and some older people even had their member chopped off to prevent gangrene from spreading.
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I noticed since I started fucking with Cialis and Viagra that my dick game off of the pills has vastly improved. It's almost like it flushed the bad juju out of my brokedick, and I've been reborn with someone else's uncursed throbber.

The Cialis is almost better in that the effect I get from it is more organic, and it seems to last much longer (well into the next day). I've also noticed the girth game off of the pills has been on point. I also don't get any side effects from it like I do viagra (blocked sinuses, trouble breathing through nose). The viagra is better in a pinch, like if you got a half hour to get your dick whipped into shape you take viagra.

Also, when I was on here the other night drunk I was pretty fucking close to posting a picture of my dick for a laugh in one of the threads dude's were talking about snakes... Figured I should probably confess that one while I'm here.

My personal experience on these 2 drugs has been identical to yours. Spot on! I have also come to conclusion that it is a bit easier to build a slight tolerance on cialis than on viagra and i believe this comes from, as you said, cialis' effect being more "organic" whereas viagra is a quick boost. Have been doing viagra since 2007 and cialis since 2010 and could not say any bad words, apart from what I read on the internet. Any experiences in combining the two? I once did a 20mg cialis and for some reason could not feel any effect for that night and then dropped a 100mg viagra the following morning and had a mid hard dick and boner on request for the next 3 days.

edit: forgot to say, doing coke while on viagra is fucking shite. When you do manage to snort (blocked sinuses) the buzz is weird with a feeling of dizziness and as if the heart is about to explode. When the major effect of viagra has worn off, it's all cush.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7086 on: August 07, 2017, 10:51:23 AM »
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^Recreationally took half a 100mg viagra pill last monday because my girl was leaving for good and i thought i was gonna impress her with super crazy sex. Turned out she was on her period so we had some anal. When she left i was still hard and decided to toss off. The wank was amazing, one of the best i have ever had. Next day's wank was awesome too and i kept having amazing wanks every day for the remaining of the week. Dick bigger than usual, confidence boosted.

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how much bigger, flips to guips?
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It did get bigger than usual, like the biggest it could physically get with every blood vessel filled with blood. I read that using viagra on the regs can actually increase dick size because the whole thing is stretched to fit all that blood. Also read that using too much viagra on the regs can cause hard ons that last for days and that these are dangerous because the dick's blood circulation get messed up and some older people even had their member chopped off to prevent gangrene from spreading.
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I noticed since I started fucking with Cialis and Viagra that my dick game off of the pills has vastly improved. It's almost like it flushed the bad juju out of my brokedick, and I've been reborn with someone else's uncursed throbber.

The Cialis is almost better in that the effect I get from it is more organic, and it seems to last much longer (well into the next day). I've also noticed the girth game off of the pills has been on point. I also don't get any side effects from it like I do viagra (blocked sinuses, trouble breathing through nose). The viagra is better in a pinch, like if you got a half hour to get your dick whipped into shape you take viagra.

Also, when I was on here the other night drunk I was pretty fucking close to posting a picture of my dick for a laugh in one of the threads dude's were talking about snakes... Figured I should probably confess that one while I'm here.
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My personal experience on these 2 drugs has been identical to yours. Spot on! I have also come to conclusion that it is a bit easier to build a slight tolerance on cialis than on viagra and i believe this comes from, as you said, cialis' effect being more "organic" whereas viagra is a quick boost. Have been doing viagra since 2007 and cialis since 2010 and could not say any bad words, apart from what I read on the internet. Any experiences in combining the two? I once did a 20mg cialis and for some reason could not feel any effect for that night and then dropped a 100mg viagra the following morning and had a mid hard dick and boner on request for the next 3 days.

edit: forgot to say, doing coke while on viagra is fucking shite. When you do manage to snort (blocked sinuses) the buzz is weird with a feeling of dizziness and as if the heart is about to explode. When the major effect of viagra has worn off, it's all cush.
It not as though I've never taken either of them but why are you guys using them? I did it because a friend gave me a bunch of both (he was selling them but the truckload) and I tried them, fucked like a champ but never felt the need to use them again (erection game strong...so far).

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« Reply #7087 on: August 07, 2017, 03:11:25 PM »
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^Recreationally took half a 100mg viagra pill last monday because my girl was leaving for good and i thought i was gonna impress her with super crazy sex. Turned out she was on her period so we had some anal. When she left i was still hard and decided to toss off. The wank was amazing, one of the best i have ever had. Next day's wank was awesome too and i kept having amazing wanks every day for the remaining of the week. Dick bigger than usual, confidence boosted.

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how much bigger, flips to guips?
[close]

It did get bigger than usual, like the biggest it could physically get with every blood vessel filled with blood. I read that using viagra on the regs can actually increase dick size because the whole thing is stretched to fit all that blood. Also read that using too much viagra on the regs can cause hard ons that last for days and that these are dangerous because the dick's blood circulation get messed up and some older people even had their member chopped off to prevent gangrene from spreading.
[close]

I noticed since I started fucking with Cialis and Viagra that my dick game off of the pills has vastly improved. It's almost like it flushed the bad juju out of my brokedick, and I've been reborn with someone else's uncursed throbber.

The Cialis is almost better in that the effect I get from it is more organic, and it seems to last much longer (well into the next day). I've also noticed the girth game off of the pills has been on point. I also don't get any side effects from it like I do viagra (blocked sinuses, trouble breathing through nose). The viagra is better in a pinch, like if you got a half hour to get your dick whipped into shape you take viagra.

Also, when I was on here the other night drunk I was pretty fucking close to posting a picture of my dick for a laugh in one of the threads dude's were talking about snakes... Figured I should probably confess that one while I'm here.
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My personal experience on these 2 drugs has been identical to yours. Spot on! I have also come to conclusion that it is a bit easier to build a slight tolerance on cialis than on viagra and i believe this comes from, as you said, cialis' effect being more "organic" whereas viagra is a quick boost. Have been doing viagra since 2007 and cialis since 2010 and could not say any bad words, apart from what I read on the internet. Any experiences in combining the two? I once did a 20mg cialis and for some reason could not feel any effect for that night and then dropped a 100mg viagra the following morning and had a mid hard dick and boner on request for the next 3 days.

edit: forgot to say, doing coke while on viagra is fucking shite. When you do manage to snort (blocked sinuses) the buzz is weird with a feeling of dizziness and as if the heart is about to explode. When the major effect of viagra has worn off, it's all cush.
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It not as though I've never taken either of them but why are you guys using them? I did it because a friend gave me a bunch of both (he was selling them but the truckload) and I tried them, fucked like a champ but never felt the need to use them again (erection game strong...so far).

I only do them when i want to have sex on drugs or if i'm with a girl that makes me super nervous and we have never had sex before but mainly drugs. Not doing this any often either, just a couple of times a year on special occasions.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7088 on: August 07, 2017, 03:30:37 PM »
The Shoes & Gear thread got me into trying new gear. Now this thread is gonna get me on that Viagra/Cialisis grind haha
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« Reply #7089 on: August 07, 2017, 03:45:58 PM »
I've only skated a handful of times this summer and besides work and going on jogs late night I've been a hermit.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7090 on: August 07, 2017, 04:09:41 PM »
Holy shit talk about full circle:
"Sildenafil is a drug that is used in dogs and cats with heart and/or lung problems that cause increased blood pressure in the arteries of the lungs. This drug is approved for use in human medicine under the trade name of Viagra ?. It is used for the treatment of pulmonary hypertension and erectile dysfunction in men."

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« Reply #7091 on: August 08, 2017, 04:25:50 AM »
Holy shit talk about full circle:
"Sildenafil is a drug that is used in dogs and cats with heart and/or lung problems that cause increased blood pressure in the arteries of the lungs. This drug is approved for use in human medicine under the trade name of Viagra ?. It is used for the treatment of pulmonary hypertension and erectile dysfunction in men."

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7092 on: August 08, 2017, 09:25:04 AM »
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« Reply #7093 on: August 09, 2017, 10:18:35 PM »


I only do them when i want to have sex on drugs or if i'm with a girl that makes me super nervous and we have never had sex before but mainly drugs. Not doing this any often either, just a couple of times a year on special occasions.
Is this pretty common for anyone on here? I know a couple guys that say this happens to them every time they meet a new girl. Personally I get the opposite.

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« Reply #7094 on: August 10, 2017, 04:27:36 AM »
It is common for me, if I think about it too much then I end up flaccid. Once I have sex with the girl its all good and it doesn't matter how drunk I am
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« Reply #7095 on: August 10, 2017, 05:41:00 AM »
Personally, with first hook-ups I get too nervous and start overthinking to the point I can't do it. Kinda my fault because I aimed to and eventually lost my virginity to someone I loved. Now I associate sex with strong feelings of affection towards a person.
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« Reply #7096 on: August 10, 2017, 06:17:47 AM »
^holy fucking shit.

exactly this. Bar the first time I had sex..
The rest is like my story. I wish I could be like a cold blooded executor and though it sometimes happens, the norm is to have to wait for feelings to show up. I sometimes blame excessive ecstasy use from when i was 18-23
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« Reply #7097 on: August 10, 2017, 10:36:09 AM »
I'm kinda on the same boat with notjeff, I get attached easily.

Although I did go through a peak in like 2009-2010 where I didn't give a shit. Probably due to drugs.




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« Reply #7098 on: August 10, 2017, 11:10:32 AM »
Personally, with first hook-ups I get too nervous and start overthinking to the point I can't do it. Kinda my fault because I aimed to and eventually lost my virginity to someone I loved. Now I associate sex with strong feelings of affection towards a person.

This is me too. I'm glad SLAP is available for us to expose our shared emotional traits.
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« Reply #7099 on: August 10, 2017, 01:15:48 PM »
Personally, with first hook-ups I get too nervous and start overthinking to the point I can't do it. Kinda my fault because I aimed to and eventually lost my virginity to someone I loved. Now I associate sex with strong feelings of affection towards a person.

This is what happened with me, and why I am where I am today with the Viagra/Cialis.

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« Reply #7100 on: August 11, 2017, 09:01:56 AM »
For the first time in my life, I have a job which I enjoy so much that sometimes Iīd rather not go home when itīs time to leave. Not sure if that is really a good thing, though. And I think the feeling might very well pass (itīs only been a couple of months).
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7101 on: August 25, 2017, 03:51:34 PM »
bawtawd is actually one of my favorite posters on here
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« Reply #7102 on: August 26, 2017, 04:07:55 AM »
Personally, with first hook-ups I get too nervous and start overthinking to the point I can't do it. Kinda my fault because I aimed to and eventually lost my virginity to someone I loved. Now I associate sex with strong feelings of affection towards a person.


This is me, totally.

I'm afraid I also prefer a woman to actually like me so that puts my wife out of the picture. It's like trying to get hard and jerk off whilst two feet from a whirring chainsaw.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7103 on: August 28, 2017, 03:12:41 AM »
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Yeah, but it's tragic. I have at times had problems with him, but I wish that he will find the motivation to get his life together.

I mean, it's not really him posting here, just his drug torn clone.

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« Reply #7104 on: August 28, 2017, 04:14:07 AM »
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« Reply #7105 on: August 28, 2017, 06:54:02 AM »
I was searching for beetleborgs episodes this morning and found that its based off a japanese show that's cooler, then I was looking at the characters and theyre cool as fuck. And basically long story short I totally developed a fetish for Asian chicks in plastic mech-suits and I feel kinda weird but I'm admitting it before it becomes internalized and hidden.



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« Reply #7106 on: August 28, 2017, 10:22:04 AM »
beetleborgs was tight.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7107 on: August 28, 2017, 01:17:45 PM »
I really enjoy Bawtwards posting too, but I also enjoy how Shit For Brains pretty much destroys him at any given moment. Bawtward doesn't cry about it either no matter how accurate it might be, he's a real one on here

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7108 on: August 28, 2017, 07:44:53 PM »
Bawtard is on some RNS, I fuck with his posts regularly. I feel like he fills the gap that guys like Adio and Sheff left, and I hope he sticks around.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7109 on: August 28, 2017, 08:00:01 PM »
Yeah I don't really like all this shit being about me, I'm just some some fucking dude, I don't want to be "the best", I'm out for now

You guys can be real niggas to if you want too ya know