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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7560 on: March 08, 2018, 10:16:48 AM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7561 on: March 08, 2018, 10:34:31 AM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7562 on: March 08, 2018, 11:20:45 AM »
Wasn't there a dirty sanchez done in the Screech vid? That's all I recall people bugging out on other than his giant (stunt) cock

Yes, there was. I didn't want your question to go unanswered.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7563 on: March 08, 2018, 11:30:16 AM »
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Wasn't there a dirty sanchez done in the Screech vid? That's all I recall people bugging out on other than his giant (stunt) cock
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Yes, there was. I didn't want your question to go unanswered.
The dirty sanchez is the only part I've seen. Someone posted it on Slap. He was involved in some sort on conquest challenge as far as I could tell as he was tallying up what went down.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7564 on: March 08, 2018, 12:19:29 PM »
I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.

Also, I’ve been on an X-Files binge since late-November/early-December and it has taken precedence over skating most days. I need to stop myself.
The truth is out there

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7565 on: March 09, 2018, 07:42:21 AM »
I'd let Kellyanne Conway sit on my face


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7566 on: March 09, 2018, 09:00:04 AM »
I'd let Kellyanne Conway sit on my face


She'd probably be texting too.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7567 on: March 09, 2018, 10:18:54 AM »
That's fine

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7568 on: March 09, 2018, 11:31:32 AM »
if we're talking aides here, Hope Hicks could call me huckleberry

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7569 on: March 09, 2018, 06:32:34 PM »
I'd let Kellyanne Conway sit on my face



If we're talking 50(+) year old women, Nicole Murphy could get it at any time




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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7570 on: March 09, 2018, 09:00:45 PM »
Yall killing it more cougs please

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7571 on: March 10, 2018, 05:01:42 PM »
I'm kinda over slap, I just wanna fuck chicks and do psychedelics. What's happening to me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7572 on: March 10, 2018, 06:46:37 PM »
I'm kinda over slap, I just wanna fuck chicks and do psychedelics. What's happening to me.
Ask your other Bawtawd clones

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7573 on: March 10, 2018, 07:25:01 PM »
I'm kinda over slap, I just wanna fuck chicks and do psychedelics. What's happening to me.
Alright then l8r fauxtawd

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7574 on: March 12, 2018, 03:47:13 PM »
Told the folks that the huge dent on the side of my car is from a hit and run when in all actuality it's from me hitting my drug-dealer's car on new years eve.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7575 on: March 12, 2018, 08:59:44 PM »
Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7576 on: March 13, 2018, 03:23:48 AM »
Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin

Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7577 on: March 13, 2018, 08:46:18 AM »
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Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin
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Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?

Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7578 on: March 13, 2018, 09:37:43 AM »
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Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin
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Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?
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Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops

sibling rivalry bro. bawtawd is about to bump into the favorite child spot.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7579 on: March 13, 2018, 11:17:21 AM »
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Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin
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Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?
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Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops
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sibling rivalry bro. bawtawd is about to bump into the favorite child spot.

Exactly! And well played!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7580 on: March 13, 2018, 03:45:52 PM »
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Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin
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Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?
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Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops
[close]

sibling rivalry bro. bawtawd is about to bump into the favorite child spot.
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Exactly! And well played!
no this nigga don't even take em, only sometimes, he's all about his antidepressants. I figure they better in my hands. AND GABAPAENTIN IS NOT FUCKING GARBAGE OK!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7581 on: March 14, 2018, 01:24:18 AM »
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Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin
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Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?
[close]

Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops
[close]

sibling rivalry bro. bawtawd is about to bump into the favorite child spot.
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Exactly! And well played!
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no this nigga don't even take em, only sometimes, he's all about his antidepressants. I figure they better in my hands. AND GABAPAENTIN IS NOT FUCKING GARBAGE OK!

Wrong, n00b.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7582 on: March 30, 2018, 04:24:10 PM »
I don't hate the Fast and Furious franchise.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7583 on: March 30, 2018, 05:52:17 PM »
I don't hate the Fast and Furious franchise.
Me neither. Paul walker is my gay crush, but after Tokyo drift you know that shit went downhill.

Me, I'm dealin with all sorts of shit, mentally, I ain't crazy I just need Benzos but these niggas ain't giving em, and got no money to buy em atm, feeling suicidal which is gay, so I been drinking. Walking like a cholo outta san Andreas cause some under knee injections fucked my shit up, a week later too. My back calfs have a burning bruised sensation, I be walkin on my knees. All that and a bag a fuckin chips.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7584 on: April 02, 2018, 12:21:58 PM »
I feel like after Tokyo Drift is when they really came into their own. Between 4 and 7 they tread the line between tongue in cheek and outrageous and really set the tone for the franchise.

The first is what it is, they made a car movie somewhat serious in tone.
The second is awful but at least it introduced Luda to the F&F world.
The third is so awful it's great. Every single thing that happens or line that is said contributes to the plot. There is 0 to embellish the story or world.
4-7 are probably peak for me. Just cheesy enough to be acceptable, just enough lines about family from Vin Diesel, loads of cool car stunts that fill in the bulk of the second half.
Fast 8 was okay.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7585 on: April 02, 2018, 12:27:01 PM »
I feel like after Tokyo Drift is when they really came into their own. Between 4 and 7 they tread the line between tongue in cheek and outrageous and really set the tone for the franchise.

The first is what it is, they made a car movie somewhat serious in tone.
The second is awful but at least it introduced Luda to the F&F world.
The third is so awful it's great. Every single thing that happens or line that is said contributes to the plot. There is 0 to embellish the story or world.
4-7 are probably peak for me. Just cheesy enough to be acceptable, just enough lines about family from Vin Diesel, loads of cool car stunts that fill in the bulk of the second half.
Fast 8 was okay.




I feel like the franchise peeked at number 5. That one was really good. Good story line, the return of Vince, the chase scene over the houses in Brazil, the addition of Dwayne Johnson and then with the cliffhanger ending of Letty still being alive was the icing on the cake. 4 gave you hope that they could pick things up after how shitty Tokyo drift was (Also agree that its so bad its good) 6 got a bit stale and anything after felt forced.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7586 on: April 02, 2018, 03:28:00 PM »
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I feel like after Tokyo Drift is when they really came into their own. Between 4 and 7 they tread the line between tongue in cheek and outrageous and really set the tone for the franchise.

The first is what it is, they made a car movie somewhat serious in tone.
The second is awful but at least it introduced Luda to the F&F world.
The third is so awful it's great. Every single thing that happens or line that is said contributes to the plot. There is 0 to embellish the story or world.
4-7 are probably peak for me. Just cheesy enough to be acceptable, just enough lines about family from Vin Diesel, loads of cool car stunts that fill in the bulk of the second half.
Fast 8 was okay.


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I feel like the franchise peeked at number 5. That one was really good. Good story line, the return of Vince, the chase scene over the houses in Brazil, the addition of Dwayne Johnson and then with the cliffhanger ending of Letty still being alive was the icing on the cake. 4 gave you hope that they could pick things up after how shitty Tokyo drift was (Also agree that its so bad its good) 6 got a bit stale and anything after felt forced.

I agree with a lot of this, but I think you could still make an argument for 4, 5 or 6 to be the best. 6 had a lot of really great stuff in it. The tank, the never ending runway. Using car crashes to jettison each other from car to car across the highway. That's a good movie.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7587 on: April 06, 2018, 07:56:07 AM »
i miss drugs and alcohol sometimes.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7588 on: April 06, 2018, 08:19:59 AM »
only safe drug is weed, same for beer as an alcohol

edit: as long as you make a deal with yourself not to take other stronger shit while high on those, and be able to stay away a couple days from them
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7589 on: April 06, 2018, 10:50:07 PM »
Sometimes I feel like I'm the realist nigga in history yet, its not true but its good to think that way.

Don't beat yourself up over things is my advice for anyone.

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