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Re: real confessions
« Reply #90 on: December 05, 2006, 12:56:50 AM »
suicide...

it's something i think about almost daily. it's not like i'll ever actually do it because i'm simply too much of a vagina to go through with it. that being said, when i truly think about life and how mine will probably turn out (poor, alone, unhappy etc.) i sometimes feel like it wouldn't be the worst idea.

but than i start thinking, even though i'm an athiest and dont believe in the concept of an afterlife, that what if there really is some place i would go to that would be shittier than here? than it becomes this whole hamlet "to be or not to be" debate that takes place inside my head.

it sounds weak as fuck but it really is something i think about more often than a mentally healthy person does.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #91 on: December 05, 2006, 02:11:55 AM »

i hate hanging out with people who are too judgemental and talk alot of shit.


that bothers me a lot too. some of my friends are extremely judgemental and for some reason they think they have an explanation for everything. Every conversation seems to turn into some sort of battle, i dont really know how to explain this but it is really annoying.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #92 on: December 05, 2006, 02:25:41 AM »
suicide...

it's something i think about almost daily. it's not like i'll ever actually do it because i'm simply too much of a vagina to go through with it. that being said, when i truly think about life and how mine will probably turn out (poor, alone, unhappy etc.) i sometimes feel like it wouldn't be the worst idea.

but than i start thinking, even though i'm an athiest and dont believe in the concept of an afterlife, that what if there really is some place i would go to that would be shittier than here? than it becomes this whole hamlet "to be or not to be" debate that takes place inside my head.

it sounds weak as fuck but it really is something i think about more often than a mentally healthy person does.

 Yeah, I feel like that a lot these days. Especially that after life shit. And after you think about that, you realize everything sucks.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #93 on: December 05, 2006, 10:02:49 AM »
Seriously, this is a good thread, may aswell add some stuff.

I only met my grandparents last month. i'm 18.

I secretly think everyone hates me, like I'm some cocky shit.

I don't really like meeting people, just smile and act like I do.

I've cheated on my girlfriend 3 times. I don't feel bad. But if she did it to me, I'd be ruined.

I love skateboarding a little too much.

pretty rubbish confessions, but thought I'd add them anyway.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #94 on: December 05, 2006, 10:16:22 AM »
-despite the fact that I no longer have a physical dependency on it (rehab a year and 1/2 ago), due to my anxiety levels and perhaps some disturbed brain chemistry, the only time I feel like I can relax and act like myself is after I have done a bag of herron. I think about it a lot.

-I moved from Providence, a cool city, to a shitty little half city/university town crossed with ghetto in Eastern NC as I was offered a place to stay for free.  It did not work out, so I am currently inbetween apartments (effectively a homebum) and depending upon a few people who aren't even really my freinds for couch space.

- I let this afformentioned host, who is definately a later'd fat bitch with custie-ass dreadlocks and armpit stank, suck my cock as a means of securing a place under her roof.  I was double fisting at the time, though.  I truly beleive that is an excuse.

-I honestly wouldn't give a fuck if this person died.

-I guess I am superficial to the point where if I hadn't made out with a few good looking girls in the weeks following, I would feel even worse about it/myself.

-Everytime I get money, I immediately spend it on things that I should not.

-I rarely skate, to the point where my trick selection has been reduced to fakie bigspin flips, 360 flips, varial flips, kickflips, late shuvs, and random others that can at best be considered just alright.  Oh, and its all on flat and is not consistent.

-After years of research, I can honestly say that I do not trust, and could not rely on, a woman for anything, period.  It's too bad that I am attracted to them.  Fuckin' biology and nature...

-Outside of Penny, I actually have to sit and think about any other pro skaters who I can appreciate.  Rohan pops to mind, and I have no idea why.  Matt Rodriguez too. But, having said that, I realize that any pro, in his own right, is fucking sick, so it's definately just on my own head

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #95 on: December 05, 2006, 10:16:44 AM »
I'm 17 year's old, I quite school when I was 15, cause I coudn't handle it, it freaked me out, teachers screaming that i didn't do my home work and shit like that, I said fuck it, and I quit, but in Holland ( where I'm from ) you have to go school till your 18, so i got into big problems, I've been in jail and shit like that. The past 2 years that I didn't go to school I start Smoking cigaretts and weed. I don't have work either, so I sell weed way to expensive to stupid germans to get money, from that money I buy some more weed. I smoke like 2 grams a day, when I'm stoned I skate 10 times better. About skatin ......  I skate for 3 and a half years now, I like it since day one, I really really like it, i skate 8 hours a day... at least.  After 1 year the local shop sponsord me, 1 year later, emerica asked me to ride for them and I was very hyped ( flow deal ), but if i gona think what I'm doing over 5 years, Iget confused, I don't see my self have a regular job from 9 till 6, cause if i have to that, I freak out man, I never have a real job in my life, I'm to lazy for that shit, I HATE working and school, i really HATE it, I really don't know whats gonna happen to me, my mom died when I was 15, and I hate it to think about that, maybe that's a reason that I smoke so much weed, I don't want to "know" what is going on in my life, I like it to be in my own world, I really like to party and get fucked up. I just want to skate and smoke weed and party, thats it, I don't really care whats goin on in our world.  

I'm to tired to write more

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #96 on: December 05, 2006, 10:20:44 AM »
DirtySouth  "I start Smoking cigaretts and weed."


lay off the hard shit, bro.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #97 on: December 05, 2006, 10:22:29 AM »
I've cheated on my girlfriend 3 times. I don't feel bad. But if she did it to me, I'd be ruined.

exactly !

I also have a problem with public places. When i'm late for school i just don't enter the classroom cause i think its embarresing (sp?). just go and lurk on them messageboards.

Some dude is fronting with me at the local park, i don't know his name but i'm thinking all day how i can steal his board and focus it or throw it in the water or something like that. just hate him that much.

I can't skate or do anything whatsoever when there's people (except for my homies) watching.

I hate trying to get a girl but I love sex so most of the time I just say all these rediculous thinks like : "I'm really good at eating pussy", in hope some stupid girl's gonna fall for it. pretty pathetic. worked a few times though. I just hate the talking part so i try everything to skip it.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #98 on: December 05, 2006, 10:32:43 AM »
damn, some of you are scum bags.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #99 on: December 05, 2006, 10:43:02 AM »
i attribute my fall from frace to mental disorders, the grateful dead and opiates. but i bet you never even have impure thoughts.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #100 on: December 05, 2006, 10:55:55 AM »
I just lead girls on, get it over with, and never call them or talk to them again.

I threw a crate at this kids head. it meant to hit his bike but you get the idea. I thought it was funny, until his dad came down. I acted all "pfft. whatever", but really I felt like shit.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #101 on: December 05, 2006, 11:21:41 AM »
I'm fairly decent at Dance Dance Revolution....  ugh....

that was hard for me...
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #102 on: December 05, 2006, 12:44:58 PM »
i jerked off at church once

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #103 on: December 05, 2006, 12:45:48 PM »
I upper-decked my friend's mom's toilet. then her whole bathroom flooded with shit-water

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #104 on: December 05, 2006, 01:54:17 PM »
im not circumsized and one time i wacked off before going to bed. i guess i didnt get rid of it all and i woke up the next morning, took a piss and my foreskin was stuck together, so the end of my dick just blew up like a ballon. it was the funniest thing, but piss went all over the place and i had to clean it up. it looked like my dick was exploding. aww fuck it, thats not as gross as eating someones ass.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #105 on: December 05, 2006, 03:04:21 PM »
I can't skate or do anything whatsoever when there's people (except for my homies) watching.

Word.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #106 on: December 05, 2006, 03:40:50 PM »
im not circumsized and one time i wacked off before going to bed. i guess i didnt get rid of it all and i woke up the next morning, took a piss and my foreskin was stuck together, so the end of my dick just blew up like a ballon. it was the funniest thing, but piss went all over the place and i had to clean it up. it looked like my dick was exploding. aww fuck it, thats not as gross as eating someones ass.

i can second this...some damn funny shit when you don't get snipped...

UPS for life...(uncircumsized penis squad)  i'd say half of my close friends are uncircumsized, which is odd considering the majority of the population is cut from birth, and it's wierd if you're not circumsized...i dunno.  i think my dick is bigger than average because of it.

and yeah, I don't think anything about a sexy female is gross.  She could vomit in my lap, sure I'd be grossed out, but people do some nasty shit.  it's common sense that people poop and pee.  get over it, and eat some damn funky asshole...once you go back, you'll never go front.  okay, that's a lie.  but still...eatin ass.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #107 on: December 05, 2006, 04:52:23 PM »
I generally can't skate comfortably around other people, mainly non-skaters.

I barely skate on the weekdays anymore and I make up excuses because I live on a college campus on an old ranch next to a redwood forest and would have to take the bus downtown to skate or avoid cops/security on campus plus I don't like skating around other people, especially by myself. None of my friends want to skate anymore than me, but at least we all skate together on the weekends. Also, I have less free time because of school, girlfriend and other things.

I'm happy most of the time but I feel guilty a lot because of it. Whenever I think of people less fortunate than me.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #108 on: December 05, 2006, 05:48:20 PM »
time doesn't control your schedule...make time for skating...even though you don't want to.  do it.  or else.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #109 on: December 05, 2006, 05:53:11 PM »
I definatly want to, but its hard to find the motivation to wake up early or to schedule. I'm used to living somewhere were I can skate right outside my front door or go to the schoolyard a few blocks away to skate a ledge. I guess it will just take some time to get used to.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #110 on: December 05, 2006, 06:02:17 PM »
oh, i see...well you could always get a fat guy pregnant and throw your life away instead...like nate.

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« Reply #111 on: December 05, 2006, 06:09:35 PM »
the "g" and "h" keys wont work on my keyboard .

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #112 on: December 05, 2006, 06:40:41 PM »
I've tried jacking off twice today and can't come.
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« Reply #113 on: December 05, 2006, 06:42:58 PM »
I've tried jacking off twice today and can't come.

you need some good porn man. just kidding

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #114 on: December 05, 2006, 07:15:16 PM »
the "g" and "h" keys wont work on my keyboard .

then how did you type that?
its like taking off your undies without taking off your pants
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #115 on: December 05, 2006, 07:28:57 PM »
I am scared to death of rails
Old people freak me out
I care about very few people (and the ones I do don't know it)
I would kill my Aunt if it was legal
I have a very bad temper but when I am skating I never get mad because I can't land a trick
I don't believe in God but I tell everyone I do.
I'm your favorite skater's favorite skater.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #116 on: December 05, 2006, 07:32:29 PM »
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the "g" and "h" keys wont work on my keyboard .
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then how did you type that?
its like taking off your undies without taking off your pants

He copied and pasted them, or so he said in another thread.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #117 on: December 05, 2006, 07:55:49 PM »
-I'm a member of the Mile High Club.
-After working on my uncle's pig farm for a while, I find slaughtering to be quite the calming experience, although, goats are a different story.  Plus, in the end, I'm stoked to see how long a decent sized pig can keep a family fed.
-I camped out for various electronics.
-To this day, my girlfriend has no clue that I cheated on her.  However, in an unrelated instance, she cheated on me, so I guess karma evened that out.
-Cryptozoology, folklore, and theology fascinates me.
-I don't have a Myspace, but I do have a Korean Cyworld.
-I enjoy the gym more than skating since it's more isolating and there aren't any kids.

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« Reply #118 on: December 05, 2006, 07:58:45 PM »
-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scarred of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.
-I hate anyone who is closeminded, stubborn and egotistical
-I hate gay people not because they're gay but because of the way they act

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #119 on: December 05, 2006, 08:14:29 PM »
im not circumsized and one time i wacked off before going to bed. i guess i didnt get rid of it all and i woke up the next morning, took a piss and my foreskin was stuck together, so the end of my dick just blew up like a ballon. it was the funniest thing, but piss went all over the place and i had to clean it up. it looked like my dick was exploding. aww fuck it, thats not as gross as eating someones ass.
that definitely made me laugh out loud...classic