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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3210 on: January 12, 2012, 05:11:45 PM »
Confession: still don't know wtf a brony is
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3211 on: January 12, 2012, 05:17:29 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3212 on: January 12, 2012, 05:21:50 PM »
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd made me cry once.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3213 on: January 12, 2012, 05:31:33 PM »
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd made me cry once.
The feather falling from the sky in "Forrest Gump" made me cry when I saw it in the theaters.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3214 on: January 12, 2012, 05:49:15 PM »
- i am a sociopath
- im really good at lying... its kind of fucked up because sometimes i cause problems for other people intentionally by doing things knowing that i can lie my way out of it, and im amazing at holding a straight face so people pretty much indefinitely believe me
- i also get tired of my friends and end up fucking hating them because i cant not believe that things they do are on purpose, even though logically i can completely see how they dont mean to be how they are
- little shit bothers the fuck out of me, and i have a real intolerance for moments when people dont understand my exact feelings on a subject so i explain everything, even yes or no answers as if the person already asked "why"
- i feel like with my mind and my ability to learn information quickly/memorize nearly anything and everything, even useless small information, that i am already overqualified for many jobs that i havent even completed any training for, or anything similar
- never actually had a job
- since ive decided i really want to be a pharmacist now, but my parents have been making me take classes in college that dont matter since i didnt know what i wanted to do before, knowing that ive wasted almost 2 years in school really makes me want to die. it honestly sounds better to get killed by someone (dont think i could ever kill myself) than it does to go to college for 6 more years grinding it out being poor as fuck hoping that maybe after the first 2 years of pre reqs i can get into pharmacy school
- im actually pretty fucking good at skating... but im a pussy about jumping off shit/skating rails or hubbas. i wanted to try to be a pro skater for a while, and i still really do have potential, but i dont want to become one just based off the fact if you arent a main pro you wont make shit for money


fuck i typed a ton of shit

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3215 on: January 12, 2012, 05:51:09 PM »
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Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd made me cry once.
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The feather falling from the sky in "Forrest Gump" made me cry when I saw it in the theaters.
Forrest Gump made me cry a little too at the end where he was at the bus stop with his kid. Toy Story 3 almost made me cry at the end when Andy was giving up his toys to the little girl. Toy Story was a big part of my childhood and it was crazy seeing the series come to an end like that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3216 on: January 12, 2012, 06:15:39 PM »
- i am a sociopath

- im really good at lying... its kind of fucked up because sometimes i cause problems for other people intentionally by doing things knowing that i can lie my way out of it, and im amazing at holding a straight face so people pretty much indefinitely believe me
- i also get tired of my friends and end up fucking hating them because i cant not believe that things they do are on purpose, even though logically i can completely see how they dont mean to be how they are
- little shit bothers the fuck out of me, and i have a real intolerance for moments when people dont understand my exact feelings on a subject so i explain everything, even yes or no answers as if the person already asked "why"
- i feel like with my mind and my ability to learn information quickly/memorize nearly anything and everything, even useless small information, that i am already overqualified for many jobs that i havent even completed any training for, or anything similar




All of these are summed up by your first post.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3217 on: January 12, 2012, 07:06:54 PM »
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Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd made me cry once.
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The feather falling from the sky in "Forrest Gump" made me cry when I saw it in the theaters.
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Forrest Gump made me cry a little too at the end where he was at the bus stop with his kid. Toy Story 3 almost made me cry at the end when Andy was giving up his toys to the little girl. Toy Story was a big part of my childhood and it was crazy seeing the series come to an end like that.
Dude, me too. I saw it with my girlfriend and she was like "Didn't that make you cry at the end???" and I was like "Nope..." Thank god for those 3-D glasses  8)
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3218 on: January 12, 2012, 08:39:18 PM »
Damnit, both of those movies are tear-jerkers!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3219 on: January 13, 2012, 10:05:20 AM »
crap I just made a mess at work, the kind of mess you get fired for, I'm trying to cover my ass like crazy.
situation is probably gonna go to hell, worse case scenario I get fired.

was supposed to go through 2 specific processes, wasn't paying too much attention and ran the processes were I wasn't supposed to. I did as best as I could to cover my tracks but I'm certain it will blow up and people will be looking for answers.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3220 on: January 14, 2012, 10:31:05 PM »
crap I just made a mess at work, the kind of mess you get fired for, I'm trying to cover my ass like crazy.
situation is probably gonna go to hell, worse case scenario I get fired.

was supposed to go through 2 specific processes, wasn't paying too much attention and ran the processes were I wasn't supposed to. I did as best as I could to cover my tracks but I'm certain it will blow up and people will be looking for answers.

lol

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3221 on: January 14, 2012, 11:31:51 PM »
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crap I just made a mess at work, the kind of mess you get fired for, I'm trying to cover my ass like crazy.
situation is probably gonna go to hell, worse case scenario I get fired.

was supposed to go through 2 specific processes, wasn't paying too much attention and ran the processes were I wasn't supposed to. I did as best as I could to cover my tracks but I'm certain it will blow up and people will be looking for answers.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3222 on: January 15, 2012, 05:19:40 AM »
I have no libido.
I get erections easily but dont get mentally aroused.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3223 on: January 15, 2012, 12:20:40 PM »
I took my girlfriend to see Beauty And The Beast 3-D yesterday. Having never seen that movie before, I really, really enjoyed it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3224 on: January 15, 2012, 12:35:39 PM »
Shits mad suspenseful.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3225 on: January 15, 2012, 12:48:37 PM »
Since this thread has taken a temporary diversion into movies I will drop a doozie. I watched "The Devil Wears Prada" on my own volition and enjoyed it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3226 on: January 15, 2012, 01:02:05 PM »
Since this thread has taken a temporary diversion into movies I will drop a doozie. I watched "The Devil Wears Prada" on my own volition and enjoyed it.
Dude. Yes.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3227 on: January 15, 2012, 02:14:26 PM »
I like ABBA.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3228 on: January 15, 2012, 04:05:42 PM »
David, dude no!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3229 on: January 15, 2012, 05:25:05 PM »
David, dude no!

it's awful! they're too fucking happy and cheerful and somehow I dig it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3230 on: January 15, 2012, 07:44:49 PM »
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I have no libido.
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I get erections easily but dont get mentally aroused.
How is this possible? My sex drive can never be satisfied. Some weeks my ex and I would fuck everyday, sometime multiple times. I still felt like I needed more sex. I'm not addicted because I know what is acceptable and how to control my urge.


Confession, I'm terrified of freeways (live in California). Two way highways are no problem, some freeways are fine because they're not too busy. I don't think I could ever make a trip to LA, the freeways are too fuckin busy and full with terrible drivers. I try to find any possible way to avoid the freeways. Its mainly stupid drivers and entering the freeways are my biggest fears.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3231 on: January 16, 2012, 12:31:48 AM »
Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3232 on: January 16, 2012, 04:50:29 AM »
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I have no libido.
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I get erections easily but dont get mentally aroused.
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How is this possible? My sex drive can never be satisfied. Some weeks my ex and I would fuck everyday, sometime multiple times. I still felt like I needed more sex. I'm not addicted because I know what is acceptable and how to control my urge.


Confession, I'm terrified of freeways (live in California). Two way highways are no problem, some freeways are fine because they're not too busy. I don't think I could ever make a trip to LA, the freeways are too fuckin busy and full with terrible drivers. I try to find any possible way to avoid the freeways. Its mainly stupid drivers and entering the freeways are my biggest fears.
Might be something to do with the SSRI medicine I was on for years which I quit a couple of weeks ago. I look at women/porn and can kinda see how people would think they are hot but thats it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3233 on: January 16, 2012, 08:33:45 AM »
Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3234 on: January 16, 2012, 09:51:32 AM »
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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.
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I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3235 on: January 16, 2012, 11:35:30 AM »
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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.
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I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.
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walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 

Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3236 on: January 16, 2012, 12:10:49 PM »
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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.
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I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.
[close]

walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 
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Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.

Dude, there should be no reason to be embarrassed or scared about buying condoms. I guess I can be worried about like your parents seeing you or something, but other than that, think of it as subtly bragging that you're gonna get laid and you're not dumb enough to get a girl pregnant or catch an STD.

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« Reply #3237 on: January 16, 2012, 12:25:35 PM »
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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.
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I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.
[close]

walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 
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Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.
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Dude, there should be no reason to be embarrassed or scared about buying condoms. I guess I can be worried about like your parents seeing you or something, but other than that, think of it as subtly bragging that you're gonna get laid and you're not dumb enough to get a girl pregnant or catch an STD.

very true.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3238 on: January 16, 2012, 12:43:31 PM »
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Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.
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I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.
[close]

walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 
[close]

Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.
[close]

Dude, there should be no reason to be embarrassed or scared about buying condoms. I guess I can be worried about like your parents seeing you or something, but other than that, think of it as subtly bragging that you're gonna get laid and you're not dumb enough to get a girl pregnant or catch an STD.

like i said, if you take the whole bowl you're not going to need to go again for quite some time. a short lived sense of embarrassment V not getting laid/pregnancy/STD.... think about it that way.

oyolar has a point too. walk into the pharmacy like your name is Samuel L Jackson, take that shit, and be out in a braggadocious minute.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3239 on: January 16, 2012, 01:27:34 PM »
YOU'RE FUCKING SAMUEL L JACKSON, DAVID!!  GO IN THERE AND TAKE ENOUGH FOR EVEN LIL B!!  ENRIQUE FUCKING IGLESIAS!!