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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4650 on: March 24, 2014, 10:35:45 AM »
Great. I'm in the fucking friend zone for the first time in my life.
This fucking sucks.

Get her drunk. Make the transition from a friend to a mistake.  ;)


this. go for the mistake zone.

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« Reply #4651 on: March 24, 2014, 06:21:25 PM »
i have a 2nd account that i started one day when i couldnt remeber my password at work. hes doing pretty well.

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« Reply #4652 on: March 25, 2014, 12:04:20 PM »
Great. I'm in the fucking friend zone for the first time in my life.
This fucking sucks.
the first time? doesnt sound like it sucks to me, unless youre like 15...

I'm 22 and this really never happened to me lol. Sucks actually, I invested a lot of time with that girl.. oh well, on to the next.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4653 on: March 26, 2014, 01:57:59 PM »
I keep having dreams wherein I'm rollerblading. I'm usually traveling through unfamiliar cities and tricking out along the way, but it's never the focus of the dream. Different stories are always happening in the dreams, but it just so happens that I'm wearing aggressive inlines and moving rolling through various neighborhoods, industrial areas, and sewer systems. WTF

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« Reply #4654 on: March 26, 2014, 02:19:19 PM »
hold your breath for as long as you posisbly can!!
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« Reply #4655 on: March 27, 2014, 05:45:39 AM »
I sometimes pull disappearing acts in group situations (mostly in school) when I feel too uncomfortable.

Also, I am going on the first date of my entire life tomorrow. Oddly enough, I am not that anxious about it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4656 on: March 28, 2014, 07:56:33 PM »
i've spent more time playing NHL14 than I've interacted with people in the passed month.


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« Reply #4657 on: March 29, 2014, 12:16:11 AM »
Nothing wrong with that, unless you feel there is. Or maybe find people to play it with you.

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« Reply #4658 on: March 30, 2014, 05:17:01 AM »
how'd the first date go Bronson?

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« Reply #4659 on: March 30, 2014, 07:46:51 AM »
It went really well. We went to see the movie "Her" and than walked around, sat at a cafe and talked for three hours. She is quite shy and a little akward, as am I, but we were rather relaxed around each other (even though we had only met once before) and never ran out of stuff to talk about. We have lots of similar geeky interests. At the end of the night I walked her to her bus stop and we hugged and kissed each other on the cheek.

Im seeing her again  next week, she will be taking me to an exhibition at a museum  she works at (for free!).

I am really happy, even though I never try to get my hopes too high too soon.
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« Reply #4660 on: March 31, 2014, 12:08:19 AM »
It went really well. We went to see the movie "Her" and than walked around, sat at a cafe and talked for three hours. She is quite shy and a little akward, as am I, but we were rather relaxed around each other (even though we had only met once before) and never ran out of stuff to talk about. We have lots of similar geeky interests. At the end of the night I walked her to her bus stop and we hugged and kissed each other on the cheek.

Im seeing her again  next week, she will be taking me to an exhibition at a museum  she works at (for free!).

I am really happy, even though I never try to get my hopes too high too soon.

Good luck man!

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« Reply #4661 on: March 31, 2014, 12:31:57 AM »
It went really well. We went to see the movie "Her" and than walked around, sat at a cafe and talked for three hours. She is quite shy and a little akward, as am I, but we were rather relaxed around each other (even though we had only met once before) and never ran out of stuff to talk about. We have lots of similar geeky interests. At the end of the night I walked her to her bus stop and we hugged and kissed each other on the cheek.

Im seeing her again  next week, she will be taking me to an exhibition at a museum  she works at (for free!).

I am really happy, even though I never try to get my hopes too high too soon.

did you touch her tits?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4662 on: March 31, 2014, 01:19:35 AM »
Not yet.

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« Reply #4663 on: March 31, 2014, 01:25:27 AM »
It's going to be great when you do. The feel just like bags of sand.

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« Reply #4664 on: March 31, 2014, 04:44:48 AM »
Rad man,good to hear

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« Reply #4665 on: April 01, 2014, 02:57:42 AM »
That 70s show was awful. I usually can see the appeal in shows even when I don't like them, but I just can't see it in that 70s show. That, Friends, and How I Met Your Mother. I simply don't see the funny.

Except for being 14 and beating off to 1st season mila kunis. Donna's mom

Oh man...

Them Sweaters tho..
Holy shit just found out shes from the Bronx  :o

Edit: Not playing this game right confession...I pissed myself the other morning in bed after drinking all night, i thought i was in the bathroom. Turns out i dreamed it  ???
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4666 on: April 01, 2014, 07:30:30 AM »
Donna's mom.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4667 on: April 01, 2014, 09:29:21 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4668 on: April 01, 2014, 11:59:27 AM »
So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

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« Reply #4669 on: April 02, 2014, 12:49:49 AM »
So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

That show was the worst , just like 2,5 men and Big bang . Really shitty shows

Matze , what happend to you ? you used to be cool =(

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« Reply #4670 on: April 02, 2014, 01:53:40 AM »
This was kind of hard thing to talk about but hopefully this will help people thinking they had a shitty day.
So last year my anxiety was through the roof, I didn't go out unless I had to see my doctor for more pills or to grab a six pack and just drink alone at my house, literally did not go out unless those conditions. I had a job though at a bar and to deal with my anxiety i would bring a tall can of bud ice with me every time i worked, I didn't drink it but just knowing that i can get drunk in 5 minutes made me feel unstoppable. But when they found out i was bringing beer they fired me.Even when i was home i would have panic attacks everyday just by sitting in my house and trying to sleep ( i once stayed up for about 24 hours and yeah that sounds like not a big deal but just imagine laying with your eyes open and focus on the ceiling for 8 hours and having the tv on a shitty sitcom). I also couldn't watch any show that had drugs in it or any violence because it would make my heart pound what seemed like a million beats per minute. I rarely talked to anyone that year so my friends gave up on me or told me to "man up" or call me a pussy, which made me feel depressed about living and i am never depressed. Even dealt with this shitty hand i was never sad about it i made due. Well now the past couple of months i feel great! I am on new pills which make feel like myself again, like at the age of 13 (I first started to have anxiety at age 14). I am also able to watch my favorite tv shows again which was a huge victory to me. I also look forward to see my doctors now to tell them I'm doing so much better. I still have anxiety but am able to actually go out for a couple hours so i signed up for school again for the summer and hopefully i can get my life together.

So just remember if your having a shitty day just remember i had 365 days of shitty days

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« Reply #4671 on: April 02, 2014, 02:07:21 AM »
So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.
I ain't gonna lie that shit had me choked up

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4672 on: April 02, 2014, 07:46:34 AM »
I had a job though at a bar and to deal with my anxiety i would bring a tall can of bud ice with me every time i worked, I didn't drink it but just knowing that i can get drunk in 5 minutes made me feel unstoppable. But when they found out i was bringing beer they fired me.

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« Reply #4673 on: April 02, 2014, 09:12:13 AM »
This was kind of hard thing to talk about but hopefully this will help people thinking they had a shitty day.
So last year my anxiety was through the roof, I didn't go out unless I had to see my doctor for more pills or to grab a six pack and just drink alone at my house, literally did not go out unless those conditions. I had a job though at a bar and to deal with my anxiety i would bring a tall can of bud ice with me every time i worked, I didn't drink it but just knowing that i can get drunk in 5 minutes made me feel unstoppable. But when they found out i was bringing beer they fired me.Even when i was home i would have panic attacks everyday just by sitting in my house and trying to sleep ( i once stayed up for about 24 hours and yeah that sounds like not a big deal but just imagine laying with your eyes open and focus on the ceiling for 8 hours and having the tv on a shitty sitcom). I also couldn't watch any show that had drugs in it or any violence because it would make my heart pound what seemed like a million beats per minute. I rarely talked to anyone that year so my friends gave up on me or told me to "man up" or call me a pussy, which made me feel depressed about living and i am never depressed. Even dealt with this shitty hand i was never sad about it i made due. Well now the past couple of months i feel great! I am on new pills which make feel like myself again, like at the age of 13 (I first started to have anxiety at age 14). I am also able to watch my favorite tv shows again which was a huge victory to me. I also look forward to see my doctors now to tell them I'm doing so much better. I still have anxiety but am able to actually go out for a couple hours so i signed up for school again for the summer and hopefully i can get my life together.

So just remember if your having a shitty day just remember i had 365 days of shitty days
i'm sure michael scott will give you your old job back. just bring some paper to work and knowing you can draw on it should make you feel unstoppable.
joking guy, i hope it gets better. i don't know what you've been through so maybe your anxiety is warranted but good luck.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4674 on: April 02, 2014, 09:24:58 AM »
So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

That show was the worst , just like 2,5 men and Big bang . Really shitty shows

Matze , what happend to you ? you used to be cool =(
I love how fucking Euro you are. Every time you post it's like the most European thing I've ever seen. And yes, HIMYM is awful. I really tried to see what it's appeal was, but I guess I'll always be blind to it.

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« Reply #4675 on: April 02, 2014, 11:40:49 AM »
So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

That show was the worst , just like 2,5 men and Big bang . Really shitty shows

Matze , what happend to you ? you used to be cool =(
I love how fucking Euro you are. Every time you post it's like the most European thing I've ever seen. And yes, HIMYM is awful. I really tried to see what it's appeal was, but I guess I'll always be blind to it.

Its because youre black and it wasnt written by tyler perry
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4676 on: April 02, 2014, 11:47:03 AM »
Oh laawwwd!

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« Reply #4677 on: April 02, 2014, 02:21:04 PM »
lemme guess the mom turns out to be ded? faggots.

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« Reply #4678 on: April 02, 2014, 03:17:58 PM »
I had a job though at a bar and to deal with my anxiety i would bring a tall can of bud ice with me every time i worked, I didn't drink it but just knowing that i can get drunk in 5 minutes made me feel unstoppable. But when they found out i was bringing beer they fired me.


i couldn't believe what i read either.

Tobey, that's a whole new level of dumb ass rite derr.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4679 on: April 02, 2014, 04:48:21 PM »
I really want to cum but masturbating is too much of a hassle.