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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7080 on: July 16, 2017, 04:32:33 PM »
I'm a sexual deviant James Joyce style. I'm like a less self destructive GG Allin! I wanna get pissed on, especially my chest and mouth, and I want to be suffocated with butthole. My dick barely works because I've been abusing it for years. I want a girl who is just the freakiest fucking freak. I want her to rip ass when I'm eating her pussy, and I wanna fuck her after a day's hard work when she's sweaty and fucking filthy. I'm a fucking pervert, and a savage, and I give zero fucks what anyone thinks!

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« Reply #7081 on: July 16, 2017, 04:39:01 PM »
I'm a sexual deviant James Joyce style. I'm like a less self destructive GG Allin! I wanna get pissed on, especially my chest and mouth, and I want to be suffocated with butthole. My dick barely works because I've been abusing it for years. I want a girl who is just the freakiest fucking freak. I want her to rip ass when I'm eating her pussy, and I wanna fuck her after a day's hard work when she's sweaty and fucking filthy. I'm a fucking pervert, and a savage, and I give zero fucks what anyone thinks!
Do you wanna fuck her in the ass after she takes a shit, and then smear the shit from your dick all over your chest?

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« Reply #7082 on: July 16, 2017, 04:58:42 PM »
I'm a sexual deviant James Joyce style. I'm like a less self destructive GG Allin! I wanna get pissed on, especially my chest and mouth, and I want to be suffocated with butthole. My dick barely works because I've been abusing it for years. I want a girl who is just the freakiest fucking freak. I want her to rip ass when I'm eating her pussy, and I wanna fuck her after a day's hard work when she's sweaty and fucking filthy. I'm a fucking pervert, and a savage, and I give zero fucks what anyone thinks!
Do you wanna fuck her in the ass after she takes a shit, and then smear the shit from your dick all over your chest?

I'm not really into scat, but like if her shit gets on my fingers or dick I'm game. Piss is an entirely different story!

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« Reply #7083 on: July 16, 2017, 07:35:22 PM »
I'm a sexual deviant James Joyce style. I'm like a less self destructive GG Allin! I wanna get pissed on, especially my chest and mouth, and I want to be suffocated with butthole. My dick barely works because I've been abusing it for years. I want a girl who is just the freakiest fucking freak. I want her to rip ass when I'm eating her pussy, and I wanna fuck her after a day's hard work when she's sweaty and fucking filthy. I'm a fucking pervert, and a savage, and I give zero fucks what anyone thinks!
Do you wanna fuck her in the ass after she takes a shit, and then smear the shit from your dick all over your chest?

I'm not really into scat, but like if her shit gets on my fingers or dick I'm game. Piss is an entirely different story!
Poo bad, pee whatever.I feel you brah.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7084 on: July 16, 2017, 11:28:27 PM »
I'm a sexual deviant James Joyce style. I'm like a less self destructive GG Allin! I wanna get pissed on, especially my chest and mouth, and I want to be suffocated with butthole. My dick barely works because I've been abusing it for years. I want a girl who is just the freakiest fucking freak. I want her to rip ass when I'm eating her pussy, and I wanna fuck her after a day's hard work when she's sweaty and fucking filthy. I'm a fucking pervert, and a savage, and I give zero fucks what anyone thinks!

Can I ask how you destroyed your dick? Are we talking about some crazy toys, or just regular linear depreciation over the years?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7085 on: July 17, 2017, 05:39:25 AM »
Hahaha oh man! To wake up to my drunk posts is always a trip.

I think I worded it harshly. My dick just simply isn't as sensetive as it should be, and it works ok.

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« Reply #7086 on: July 17, 2017, 10:49:28 AM »
Hahaha oh man! To wake up to my drunk posts is always a trip.

I think I worded it harshly. My dick just simply isn't as sensetive as it should be, and it works ok.

We know now you filthy, dirty whore. Did you get laid though?

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« Reply #7087 on: July 17, 2017, 05:28:18 PM »
Hahaha oh man! To wake up to my drunk posts is always a trip.

I think I worded it harshly. My dick just simply isn't as sensetive as it should be, and it works ok.

We know now you filthy, dirty whore. Did you get laid though?

Haha not yet, and this is probably why I'm a dirty filthy whore to the degree I currently am at.

The situation I'm in with this girl is something that is very hard to explain. We both have baggage to some degree, and that is keeping us from being physically apart for the time being. We are in love though, and it's gonna be some time till we'll have the opportunity again.

In the interim I've been fucking around with generic Cialis and Viagra from India. Which both work brilliant in their own respective ways.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7088 on: July 17, 2017, 08:08:34 PM »
I'm a sexual deviant James Joyce style. I'm like a less self destructive GG Allin! I wanna get pissed on, especially my chest and mouth, and I want to be suffocated with butthole. My dick barely works because I've been abusing it for years. I want a girl who is just the freakiest fucking freak. I want her to rip ass when I'm eating her pussy, and I wanna fuck her after a day's hard work when she's sweaty and fucking filthy. I'm a fucking pervert, and a savage, and I give zero fucks what anyone thinks!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7089 on: July 17, 2017, 11:12:41 PM »
Hahaha oh man! To wake up to my drunk posts is always a trip.

I think I worded it harshly. My dick just simply isn't as sensetive as it should be, and it works ok.

Oh, I see. Mine has always been "insensitive". If I'm horny and jerk off, I can cum pretty fast. But only because I do power/weight lifting and have strong, manly hands.

Regular vaginal and oral takes 40 minutes, unless the girl is a damn vaccum cleaner. I don't complain though, seeing that the average lenght of intercourse is pathetic.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7090 on: July 18, 2017, 02:35:32 AM »
Death grip is a real affliction, lads.


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« Reply #7091 on: July 18, 2017, 06:58:44 AM »
Really most of my issues are mental, It's not even so much physical functionality. I'm an obsessive, who overthinks fine details on repeat, but also a tad neurotic. So the idea that I'm not going to "function" will manifest itself into a physical issue.

I'm also selfless, and I don't really care if I finish. So long as she's pleased I'll be happy.

Aside from humoring you folks, I probably shouldn't have really done this wasted confession. I'm not a human being that feels shame or embarrassment, but it is kind of awkward reading this shit sober.  ;D

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7092 on: July 18, 2017, 07:20:30 AM »
My dick barely works because I've been abusing it for years.

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« Reply #7093 on: July 18, 2017, 08:30:10 AM »
Really most of my issues are mental, It's not even so much physical functionality. I'm an obsessive, who overthinks fine details on repeat, but also a tad neurotic. So the idea that I'm not going to "function" will manifest itself into a physical issue.

I'm also selfless, and I don't really care if I finish. So long as she's pleased I'll be happy.

Aside from humoring you folks, I probably shouldn't have really done this wasted confession. I'm not a human being that feels shame or embarrassment, but it is kind of awkward reading this shit sober.  ;D

No, fuck no! This is pure gold and we shall talk about this.

I'm just like you. For me, making her cum is far more satisfying than cumming myself. It is an accomplishment, it has to be done.

I fucked this chick a couple of days ago. Ate ass, slammed every single position I could think of, slapped her in the face a couple of times and she came. Bit the shit out of my pillow, too. Then, I could finally cum into her mouth after 20 something minutes of oral. All in all, we are talking more than an hour of crazy shit.

Still, I worry that those bitches are faking it. Then again, most dudes are probably garbage in bed an empty their shit within minutes, so I think my women do have an orgasm.

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« Reply #7094 on: July 18, 2017, 09:17:40 AM »
Then, I could finally cum into her mouth after 20 something minutes of oral.

damn. thats dedication on both your parts. i start to feel bad if i take longer than 5 minutes of head. its usually not a problem because she is part vacuum cleaner, but once in awhile its just doesnt happen for me.

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« Reply #7095 on: July 18, 2017, 09:43:53 AM »
Really most of my issues are mental, It's not even so much physical functionality. I'm an obsessive, who overthinks fine details on repeat, but also a tad neurotic. So the idea that I'm not going to "function" will manifest itself into a physical issue.

I'm also selfless, and I don't really care if I finish. So long as she's pleased I'll be happy.

Aside from humoring you folks, I probably shouldn't have really done this wasted confession. I'm not a human being that feels shame or embarrassment, but it is kind of awkward reading this shit sober.  ;D

No, fuck no! This is pure gold and we shall talk about this.

I'm just like you. For me, making her cum is far more satisfying than cumming myself. It is an accomplishment, it has to be done.

I fucked this chick a couple of days ago. Ate ass, slammed every single position I could think of, slapped her in the face a couple of times and she came. Bit the shit out of my pillow, too. Then, I could finally cum into her mouth after 20 something minutes of oral. All in all, we are talking more than an hour of crazy shit.

Still, I worry that those bitches are faking it. Then again, most dudes are probably garbage in bed an empty their shit within minutes, so I think my women do have an orgasm.

Well this chick is a squirter, so there's pretty much no faking when she's achieving. Plus the butthole contractions are a dead giveaway.

I dunno, I've always been a "giver". Be it money, time, listening, sex. I don't view myself as a valuable entity, unless I am bringing happiness to another person. If I don't cum it's just not the end for me, and really I've only ever came once from getting head, and that was the ex wife after maybe 10 mins of so of sucking.funny thing is she was a picky eater, and hated the taste of nearly everything, and I didn't tip her off to the fact that I was gonna blow, and just unleashed a fucking full mouthwash of jizz in her mouth. She ran to the bathroom immediately, and it was satisfying on so many levels. Mostly humorous!

Also, not to be lost in all this, but I think having a tolerance on some levels is great, because then you can fuck like a pornstar. If you're with a girl who enjoys sex chances are she's gonna want a guy who can keep going.

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« Reply #7096 on: July 18, 2017, 10:50:01 AM »
Then, I could finally cum into her mouth after 20 something minutes of oral.

damn. thats dedication on both your parts. i start to feel bad if i take longer than 5 minutes of head. its usually not a problem because she is part vacuum cleaner, but once in awhile its just doesnt happen for me.

Thanks, JB. I like you and hope that you get plenty of amazing heads in the future.

Really most of my issues are mental, It's not even so much physical functionality. I'm an obsessive, who overthinks fine details on repeat, but also a tad neurotic. So the idea that I'm not going to "function" will manifest itself into a physical issue.

I'm also selfless, and I don't really care if I finish. So long as she's pleased I'll be happy.

Aside from humoring you folks, I probably shouldn't have really done this wasted confession. I'm not a human being that feels shame or embarrassment, but it is kind of awkward reading this shit sober.  ;D

No, fuck no! This is pure gold and we shall talk about this.

I'm just like you. For me, making her cum is far more satisfying than cumming myself. It is an accomplishment, it has to be done.

I fucked this chick a couple of days ago. Ate ass, slammed every single position I could think of, slapped her in the face a couple of times and she came. Bit the shit out of my pillow, too. Then, I could finally cum into her mouth after 20 something minutes of oral. All in all, we are talking more than an hour of crazy shit.

Still, I worry that those bitches are faking it. Then again, most dudes are probably garbage in bed an empty their shit within minutes, so I think my women do have an orgasm.

Well this chick is a squirter, so there's pretty much no faking when she's achieving. Plus the butthole contractions are a dead giveaway.

I dunno, I've always been a "giver". Be it money, time, listening, sex. I don't view myself as a valuable entity, unless I am bringing happiness to another person. If I don't cum it's just not the end for me, and really I've only ever came once from getting head, and that was the ex wife after maybe 10 mins of so of sucking.funny thing is she was a picky eater, and hated the taste of nearly everything, and I didn't tip her off to the fact that I was gonna blow, and just unleashed a fucking full mouthwash of jizz in her mouth. She ran to the bathroom immediately, and it was satisfying on so many levels. Mostly humorous!

Also, not to be lost in all this, but I think having a tolerance on some levels is great, because then you can fuck like a pornstar. If you're with a girl who enjoys sex chances are she's gonna want a guy who can keep going.

The butthole is a dead give away? I'm taking notes.

I guess we are both insensitive pricks, har-har.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7097 on: July 18, 2017, 02:41:25 PM »
Then, I could finally cum into her mouth after 20 something minutes of oral.

damn. thats dedication on both your parts. i start to feel bad if i take longer than 5 minutes of head. its usually not a problem because she is part vacuum cleaner, but once in awhile its just doesnt happen for me.

this part killed me, hahaha so good.

I'm on a serious dry spell here so I might start hitting up old flings.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7098 on: July 18, 2017, 03:18:57 PM »
i've got a real 'pussy' dick. like if a girl keegel's too hard my boner will wither and if she vaccuums w/ her mouth i get all heeby jeebies like how it feels post orgasm.
i go forever w/out getting laid so maybe everyone else gets tough like a callus on there.
i should prolly practice carrying weights from it or something so pussy headlocks don't choke it out.
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« Reply #7099 on: July 18, 2017, 05:24:59 PM »
Oh, I see. Mine has always been "insensitive". If I'm horny and jerk off, I can cum pretty fast. But only because I do power/weight lifting and have strong, manly hands.
Regular vaginal and oral takes 40 minutes, unless the girl is a damn vaccum cleaner. I don't complain though, seeing that the average lenght of intercourse is pathetic.
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« Reply #7100 on: July 18, 2017, 11:13:32 PM »
i've got a real 'pussy' dick. like if a girl keegel's too hard my boner will wither and if she vaccuums w/ her mouth i get all heeby jeebies like how it feels post orgasm.
i go forever w/out getting laid so maybe everyone else gets tough like a callus on there.
i should prolly practice carrying weights from it or something so pussy headlocks don't choke it out.

Years of abuse will do that to you. Like I said before, get your doctor to check your test. Some patients in substitution program are getting TRT.

Good luck, buddy.

Oh, I see. Mine has always been "insensitive". If I'm horny and jerk off, I can cum pretty fast. But only because I do power/weight lifting and have strong, manly hands.
Regular vaginal and oral takes 40 minutes, unless the girl is a damn vaccum cleaner. I don't complain though, seeing that the average lenght of intercourse is pathetic.
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Great point.

I did make out with some dudes when I was getting out of line at twenty, was not really my thing. The lack of sensation might be caused by the fact that I'm circumcised. The tip of my junk is always out there, so who knows?

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« Reply #7101 on: July 18, 2017, 11:50:25 PM »
Great point.
I did make out with some dudes when I was getting out of line at twenty, was not really my thing. The lack of sensation might be caused by the fact that I'm circumcised. The tip of my junk is always out there, so who knows?
was just messing with you but have a gnar! circumcision does fuck with your sensitivity, or so I've heard. Maybe go nofap for a month or so and then see how quick you can bust a nut?
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« Reply #7102 on: July 19, 2017, 03:49:14 AM »
Great point.
I did make out with some dudes when I was getting out of line at twenty, was not really my thing. The lack of sensation might be caused by the fact that I'm circumcised. The tip of my junk is always out there, so who knows?
was just messing with you but have a gnar! circumcision does fuck with your sensitivity, or so I've heard. Maybe go nofap for a month or so and then see how quick you can bust a nut?

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« Reply #7103 on: July 19, 2017, 07:32:16 AM »
Holy shit I was only gone for a week what have you guys been doing in here? I left on "I'm seeing a girl but have insecurities" and came back to everybody being drenched in cum what the fuck is going on?

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« Reply #7104 on: July 22, 2017, 04:54:58 AM »
Over the past few months I've gone from really happy with my life to fairly depressed over the past few days. Was really tempted to self harm yesterday, I haven't done that in years. I've been finding it really hard to eat, then I get anxiety over my weight, and that makes it worse. I hate my job but I don't have enough time outside of work to find something else. I haven't had the time to break up the relationship I'm in and that's been heavy on my mind. I'm working 6 days and 3 nights the next two weeks. Everything just sucks right now and I feel grumpy and hungry and tired and lost all the time.



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« Reply #7105 on: July 22, 2017, 05:20:29 AM »
Damn, you know its bad when not even tele-type font can buck you up.
Seriously though hope you feel better, probaly shouldnt take my advice lol, but if you care about the girl who youre wanting to break up with youre not doing her or yourself any favours by prolonging the time where you basically let her happily live in a sharade of a realtionship in which the cost of maintaining the illusion is your own happiness. She'll be super bummed no matter most likely but the longer you drag it out the longer she might have to grow more attached making the split ultimately more traumatic. All the best man!

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« Reply #7106 on: July 22, 2017, 05:58:12 AM »
Teletype heals all wounds


Thanks PSO, I know you're right. It'll be okay, in a few weeks I'll have everything sorted.


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« Reply #7107 on: July 26, 2017, 02:44:04 PM »
Sorry about your situation dude. But I agree, I think you need to break it off especially if you aren't happy in it.

I'm feeling unmotivated and sad most days nowdays. It sucks.

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« Reply #7108 on: July 26, 2017, 11:07:51 PM »
Sorry about your situation dude. But I agree, I think you need to break it off especially if you aren't happy in it.

I'm feeling unmotivated and sad most days nowdays. It sucks.

You have an outlet for all that? Other than skateboarding. That'd be my first suggestion, to find something that'll occupy your mind/time.

Also, when I get in these funks that I can't shake, I go on walks. I call it "the old man route" cause I've heard older people do this a lot. Going on walks can clear your head or give you time to think about what's that's making you feel a certain way.
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« Reply #7109 on: July 27, 2017, 04:45:33 PM »
I'm 6'2, 225 pounds and can bench press more than my body weight but let me tell you this when the remake of IT comes out, and I'm gonna watch it because I feel like I have to since I saw the original when I was a kid. There is a great possibility that I might cry, 100% chance of having panic attacks during the whole movie, and not sleeping that night.

I made the dumbest fucking decision about telling my girl about IT and now she wants to watch the original and the remake with me just to see me suffer. She's the best