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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7110 on: August 28, 2017, 09:58:30 PM »
? I just learned that, when skating sloped surfaces/tranny, it's better to keep my body's weight above the board vertically, and not try to stand perpendicular to the surface. I've been skating for 17 years and just figured this out.

? I'm so bummed at my skating because I can't 50-50, rock to fakie, and fakie tailstall on tranny consistently. I just want to be able to navigate coping and not be way too scared to hang up. That's my goal in skateboarding.

? It takes me an incredible amount of effort to do any physical activity, especially skateboarding, even though I know it's beneficial and I'll enjoy it. It's really shitty knowing that at some point, I'm going to not have the will to be active anymore.

? I'm not really into people that much right now. I just wanna make art.

? The worst part about being autistic is that people don't understand why I'm not capable of normal job stuff, since I appear to be "normal."

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7111 on: August 28, 2017, 10:54:42 PM »
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Personally, with first hook-ups I get too nervous and start overthinking to the point I can't do it. Kinda my fault because I aimed to and eventually lost my virginity to someone I loved. Now I associate sex with strong feelings of affection towards a person.
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This is me, totally.

I'm afraid I also prefer a woman to actually like me so that puts my wife out of the picture. It's like trying to get hard and jerk off whilst two feet from a whirring chainsaw.

I wish I was one of those dudes that'd fuck anyone by just being in the mood. Being intuitive has a huge downfall in that sense. I can't just fuck someone who doesn't have an equal desire in return.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7112 on: August 28, 2017, 11:17:18 PM »
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Personally, with first hook-ups I get too nervous and start overthinking to the point I can't do it. Kinda my fault because I aimed to and eventually lost my virginity to someone I loved. Now I associate sex with strong feelings of affection towards a person.
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This is me, totally.

I'm afraid I also prefer a woman to actually like me so that puts my wife out of the picture. It's like trying to get hard and jerk off whilst two feet from a whirring chainsaw.
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I wish I was one of those dudes that'd fuck anyone by just being in the mood. Being intuitive has a huge downfall in that sense. I can't just fuck someone who doesn't have an equal desire in return.



I was like that in my teens, sticking my dick in all the wrong faces. It is gone now and I'm kind of happy about it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7113 on: August 29, 2017, 07:38:21 AM »
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Personally, with first hook-ups I get too nervous and start overthinking to the point I can't do it. Kinda my fault because I aimed to and eventually lost my virginity to someone I loved. Now I associate sex with strong feelings of affection towards a person.
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This is me, totally.

I'm afraid I also prefer a woman to actually like me so that puts my wife out of the picture. It's like trying to get hard and jerk off whilst two feet from a whirring chainsaw.
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I wish I was one of those dudes that'd fuck anyone by just being in the mood. Being intuitive has a huge downfall in that sense. I can't just fuck someone who doesn't have an equal desire in return.


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I was like that in my teens, sticking my dick in all the wrong faces. It is gone now and I'm kind of happy about it.

Your dick is gone?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7114 on: August 29, 2017, 07:44:36 AM »
Dick of Ikobrakai.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7115 on: August 29, 2017, 10:32:13 AM »
You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7116 on: August 29, 2017, 07:54:24 PM »
You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.


How's it working out for you?
At least when you're a washed-out hipster douchebag in NY, you can milk it at some decent looking, hard to skate spots. In LA you're just a tan-lined faggot in a school yard somewhere.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7117 on: August 29, 2017, 11:32:28 PM »
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You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.
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How's it working out for you?

Like everything else, pretty bad. I'm addicted to suffering.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7118 on: August 29, 2017, 11:47:50 PM »
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You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.
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How's it working out for you?
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Like everything else, pretty bad. I'm addicted to suffering.
better than being addicted to dog drugs

In high school, during history class, I got an erection while watching Roots...it was the scene where the women are bouncing around the ship and you could see their tits...such a relief to get that off my chest.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7119 on: August 30, 2017, 02:14:56 AM »
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You sure got me there, kudos!

And another thing: I kind of like this chick I'm banging, but pretend to be indifferent.
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How's it working out for you?
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Like everything else, pretty bad. I'm addicted to suffering.
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better than being addicted to dog drugs

In high school, during history class, I got an erection while watching Roots...it was the scene where the women are bouncing around the ship and you could see their tits...such a relief to get that off my chest.

Would.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7120 on: August 31, 2017, 04:10:00 PM »
I think rick and morty fucking sucks.

I bought icehouse because I wanted to get the most alcohol for my money.

I stole sweatpants.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7121 on: August 31, 2017, 05:53:29 PM »
I think rick and morty fucking sucks.

I bought icehouse because I wanted to get the most alcohol for my money.


I stole sweatpants.



I actually think Icehouse is pretty good for budget beer.

I just got a 30 of Genesee Ice for $15 and feel like that's an absolute steal. Where I'm working for the next week and a half is connected to a packie, and I can drink on break. Ideal work environment!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7122 on: August 31, 2017, 08:15:22 PM »
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I think rick and morty fucking sucks.

I bought icehouse because I wanted to get the most alcohol for my money.


I stole sweatpants.


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I actually think Icehouse is pretty good for budget beer.

I just got a 30 of Genesee Ice for $15 and feel like that's an absolute steal. Where I'm working for the next week and a half is connected to a packie, and I can drink on break. Ideal work environment!
Boxer is the same price but comes in a case of 36, if you can get it. It's a bit sweet, because of the excessive malt, though. Not to shit on you guys, considering I failed giving up alcohol, I picked up a 12 pack of New Belgium Citradelic, which is a tangerine IPA...$15.14 after tax.

I shaved my pubes off, but my dick/balls feel kind of greasy. Any recommendations for beard trimmers that don't hurt or feel weird on the balls? Using a Gillette is a bit much because I want some scruff...not completely shaven.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7123 on: August 31, 2017, 10:52:37 PM »
Any recommendations for beard trimmers that don't hurt or feel weird on the balls? Using a Gillette is a bit much because I want some scruff...not completely shaven.
https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/gillette-fusion-proglide-styler-3-in-1-mens-body-groomer-with-beard-trimmer/6000055456468
disposable, but these things go alright

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7124 on: September 06, 2017, 03:13:57 PM »
three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7125 on: September 06, 2017, 03:31:39 PM »
three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA

Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7126 on: September 06, 2017, 05:42:44 PM »
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three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA
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Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?

Why didnt you just use the liquid courage to find yourself a nice sex partner and fuck her/him in the hotel?
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7127 on: September 06, 2017, 07:47:26 PM »
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three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA
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Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?
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Why didnt you just use the liquid courage to find yourself a nice sex partner and fuck her/him in the hotel?

I set the drink down. But I'm not sure if that was the best idea, I don't know how clean those floors are.

My girlfriend and I already had sex that day, I was in there to poop and it just happened.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7128 on: September 06, 2017, 07:54:06 PM »
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three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA
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Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?
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Why didnt you just use the liquid courage to find yourself a nice sex partner and fuck her/him in the hotel?
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I set the drink down. But I'm not sure if that was the best idea, I don't know how clean those floors are.

My girlfriend and I already had sex that day, I was in there to poop and it just happened.

Did you poop and jerk off the same time? Or did you jerk off first then poop or poop first then jerk off?

Which end would you prefer?

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« Reply #7129 on: September 06, 2017, 08:51:31 PM »
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three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA
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Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?
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Why didnt you just use the liquid courage to find yourself a nice sex partner and fuck her/him in the hotel?
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I set the drink down. But I'm not sure if that was the best idea, I don't know how clean those floors are.

My girlfriend and I already had sex that day, I was in there to poop and it just happened.
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Did you poop and jerk off the same time? Or did you jerk off first then poop or poop first then jerk off?

Which end would you prefer?

poop, wipe, jerk, in that order.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7130 on: September 06, 2017, 11:24:17 PM »
should have done it at the same time and doubled your pleasure

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7131 on: September 07, 2017, 01:32:44 AM »
You mean to tell me you milked the bull while the smell of manure was in the air?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7132 on: September 07, 2017, 02:47:16 AM »
Contemplating to buy Tensor trucks because I can't bear slipping axles any more.
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And people say weed makes you creative
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Good weed does - these broke ass skateboard designers smokin spice

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7133 on: September 07, 2017, 04:40:50 AM »
Contemplating to buy Tensor trucks because I can't bear slipping axles any more.
Before you do anything rash.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7134 on: September 07, 2017, 12:28:42 PM »
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Contemplating to buy Tensor trucks because I can't bear slipping axles any more.
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Before you do anything rash.


That guy hanging upside down is quite convincing, I will give Loctite a go.
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And people say weed makes you creative
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Good weed does - these broke ass skateboard designers smokin spice

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7135 on: September 07, 2017, 01:28:29 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7136 on: September 11, 2017, 01:54:44 PM »
I sold a car seat to buy drugs but my mom threw them out so I stole to starbucks tip jar to buy more.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7137 on: September 11, 2017, 03:29:50 PM »
I sold a car seat to buy drugs but my mom threw them out so I stole to starbucks tip jar to buy more.


He's back. The bawtawd we've all grown to love.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7138 on: September 11, 2017, 03:34:13 PM »
Coinstared it to $31, I only needed $27 to mess my life up for a few months though. So I bought tobacco too. Its not cool or fun what I do though.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7139 on: September 11, 2017, 03:43:52 PM »
actually its kinda fun