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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7230 on: September 25, 2017, 06:10:14 AM »
I check medicine cabinets at any given chance.
I've been clean for 18 months and this is still my reflex.


It's mere impulse at this point. The family medicine cabinet never stood a chance.
Is buying your own Preparation-H really THAT embarrassing?


Yeah, dude. It's the absolute worst.

A real pain in the ass.
My haemorrhoid came back last week. My wife's gone off the pill but we're not trying for a baby. I went into to the pharmacy and walked up to the counter with haemorrhoid creme, condoms, and lube. No frontin' I don't play.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7231 on: September 25, 2017, 06:58:59 PM »
Lifting has made me way gayer



I spend most of my time looking at ripped dudes with their shirts off working out on Instagram instead of random Instagram models

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7232 on: September 25, 2017, 11:42:05 PM »
Lifting has made me way gayer



I spend most of my time looking at ripped dudes with their shirts off working out on Instagram instead of random Instagram models

Yepp, does that to you. I have a crush on Dimitriy Klokov. Watched his 100+ minutes of technique stuff for olympic weight lifting. What a man...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7233 on: October 04, 2017, 02:56:09 AM »
Since I stopped taking SSRI I'm as horny as a monkey all the time and I love that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7234 on: October 09, 2017, 09:27:12 PM »
I'm 35 and I don't know how to dress like an adult.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7235 on: October 10, 2017, 01:22:30 AM »
I'm 35 and I don't know how to dress like an adult.

I think it comes with the territory of skateboarding, perpetual youth and I need more range of motion than what's offered by dad jeans

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7236 on: October 10, 2017, 06:13:29 AM »
i cant afford to dress like an adult

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7237 on: October 10, 2017, 10:41:48 AM »
I don't know how to be an adult.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7238 on: October 10, 2017, 10:46:26 AM »
im turning into an adult and today i have to buy car insurance. i just wanna smoke doinks with my cat

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7239 on: October 10, 2017, 10:58:01 AM »
Doinks and guap, the eternal conundrum

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7240 on: October 10, 2017, 12:35:56 PM »
I fucking hate being an adult. The other day I had to go through a whole bunch of shit changing my bank account to a new bank so my wife and I could have a joint account as well as our own, then I had to deal with HMRC (our equivalent to the IRS) because my business owes corporation tax as well as employees taxes and all this was on my "day off".

I remember not giving a shit about any of this whack shit and nothing ever went wrong, now if I don't do it other people suffer.

That said I dress like an adult when needed but always put my own twist on it so I wouldn't call it conforming. If you need any sartorial tips DM me. I could write you a little checklist for a stock adult capsule wardrobe that you can mix and match with plus add a little flair of your own.

1. AVE - the way he skates is incredible. Its as if youre more afraid for the obstacle than for him.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7241 on: October 10, 2017, 12:49:21 PM »
Don't be an adult if you don't want to. Nothing matters.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7242 on: October 10, 2017, 01:24:50 PM »
Don't be an adult if you don't want to. Nothing matters.
If I didn't have a child I'd go full Bawtawd, believe me.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7243 on: October 10, 2017, 01:46:31 PM »
Don't be an adult if you don't want to. Nothing matters.
If I didn't have a child I'd go full Bawtawd, believe me.

Oh yeah kids'll fuck you over big time. If you ignore those you go to prison.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7244 on: October 10, 2017, 02:25:14 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7245 on: October 10, 2017, 03:32:48 PM »
Don't be an adult if you don't want to. Nothing matters.
If I didn't have a child I'd go full Bawtawd, believe me.
I don't have kids but I want them and that is what's forcing me to be a part time adult.

1. AVE - the way he skates is incredible. Its as if youre more afraid for the obstacle than for him.

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« Reply #7246 on: October 10, 2017, 03:46:06 PM »
i sucked at being an adult but when i get bummed about it, i just got done skating a DIY i helped make. came home and my mom made gumbo from okra and tomatoes i grew in the yard. ranger cookies for dessert.
sometimes ya feel kinda pathetic but i usedta feel pathetic working too. or being in a shit 'adult' relationship, nothing is more lonesome than being w/ the wrong woman, at least being alone you've got freedom to meet someone else.

being a normal adult puts you into a better class of gf but it can go the other way too. when i was on the streets i had sexy street girls but generally, mainstream girls wanna see a job or something. fuck you baby, i'm shredding and eating cookies and sfb said nothing matters.
Does it make you nostalgic?
Nah, it just really makes me miss certain times. Dgkalis

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7247 on: October 11, 2017, 02:52:34 PM »
Fuck having kids. But still, live a little...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7248 on: October 11, 2017, 03:33:02 PM »
That said I dress like an adult when needed but always put my own twist on it so I wouldn't call it conforming. If you need any sartorial tips DM me. I could write you a little checklist for a stock adult capsule wardrobe that you can mix and match with plus add a little flair of your own.

In need of this!

Also, not sure if I've been watching too much Love Letters to Skateboarding but, Grosso's whole mentality during the season where everything was going shitty for him makes sense. The useless wooden toy is ridiculous but it's still pretty awesome. Kinda gets put in perspective when girls ignore you but, some still the whole skater thing as attractive.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7249 on: October 14, 2017, 03:24:51 PM »
i still have urges to jerk off to samantha brown in a bikini

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7250 on: October 15, 2017, 01:19:31 PM »
i still have urges to jerk off to samantha brown in a bikini
I mean she's not ugly, you do you boo
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7251 on: October 16, 2017, 02:22:46 AM »
I don't know how to be an adult.

I try too but I relapse often. I like to do things I'll regret the next day.
Bonus points since when I'm feeling confident and responsible people are like 'yo dude you kinda look 16' (due to lack of beard).

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« Reply #7252 on: October 16, 2017, 03:25:06 AM »
the not-knowing-how-to-be-an-adult thing is something a lot of skateboarders seem to face upon entering the late 20's, early 30's. probably because skateboarding indirectly teaches you 'being an adult' really doesn't mean much (being responsible does, however ; maybe that's where the fine line is) and it's merely a pre-made concept society likes to engrain in people to pressure them into behaving as active consumers. entering the 30's you're more and more bound to deal with people having expectations from you (especially if you've found a person you'd like to nurture a long-term relationship with at that point), and thus you're more and more likely to question your fundamental life choices, but in reality you don't have to give up on your youth, identity, personality... to fit into some kind of abstract mold. i see people my age (and with different backgrounds) who resent this fantasy of a dilemma so much, and have a hard time dealing with it, resulting in constant anguish influencing everything they attempt, when i don't think they really have to make any drastic choices like that just to claim they've fixated themselves on either end of the dilemma. you're not just a 'kid' or a 'man-child' or an 'adult', you're a person, first and foremost, and human beings are complex. just be and do you, if you feel like you can (and want) to embrace certain responsibilities that will benefit your lifestyle then please do so, but you feel like you can't for now then just embrace that idea and let things come naturally at the pace that feels right to you, or you might end up in a position you're not prepared for and won't know how to handle, for you won't even understand what the hell is happening to you in the first place, like in the fucking talking heads song. i think i've been in that position before, and it was fucking impossible. now some years have passed and i understand what i'm doing (and why i'm doing it) a lot more, fundamentally, and i feel a whole lot better.

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« Reply #7253 on: October 16, 2017, 02:03:05 PM »
the not-knowing-how-to-be-an-adult thing is something a lot of skateboarders seem to face upon entering the late 20's, early 30's. probably because skateboarding indirectly teaches you 'being an adult' really doesn't mean much (being responsible does, however ; maybe that's where the fine line is) and it's merely a pre-made concept society likes to engrain in people to pressure them into behaving as active consumers. entering the 30's you're more and more bound to deal with people having expectations from you (especially if you've found a person you'd like to nurture a long-term relationship with at that point), and thus you're more and more likely to question your fundamental life choices, but in reality you don't have to give up on your youth, identity, personality... to fit into some kind of abstract mold. i see people my age (and with different backgrounds) who resent this fantasy of a dilemma so much, and have a hard time dealing with it, resulting in constant anguish influencing everything they attempt, when i don't think they really have to make any drastic choices like that just to claim they've fixated themselves on either end of the dilemma. you're not just a 'kid' or a 'man-child' or an 'adult', you're a person, first and foremost, and human beings are complex. just be and do you, if you feel like you can (and want) to embrace certain responsibilities that will benefit your lifestyle then please do so, but you feel like you can't for now then just embrace that idea and let things come naturally at the pace that feels right to you, or you might end up in a position you're not prepared for and won't know how to handle, for you won't even understand what the hell is happening to you in the first place, like in the fucking talking heads song. i think i've been in that position before, and it was fucking impossible. now some years have passed and i understand what i'm doing (and why i'm doing it) a lot more, fundamentally, and i feel a whole lot better.

I avoid family get-togethers like they're the god damn plague just so I won't have to this exact conversation.
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« Reply #7254 on: October 16, 2017, 08:34:40 PM »
Don't be an adult if you don't want to. Nothing matters.
If I didn't have a child I'd go full Bawtawd, believe me.

Oh yeah kids'll fuck you over big time. If you ignore those you go to prison.
On the plus side, if you go to prison you can keep ignoring them.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #7255 on: October 17, 2017, 04:03:49 AM »
I avoid family get-togethers like they're the god damn plague just so I won't have to this exact conversation.

well i'm sorry. but would you rather read me rambling about how i am most likely just naive and in reality my life is shit ? contemplating how blunt existence is is one thing, but abandoning yourself to the point where you lose direction and get sidetracked by all the noise is just as feeble as choosing to focus on nothing but the positives in life like nothing ever goes down. i think the occasional reminder that one should keep themselves busy and handle their own life is important, albeit sometimes redundant or just plain annoying. balance might be key. at least family get-togethers are an option for you, regardless of how disconnected you might (or might not) feel from them, having people around who actually somewhat consider you is a luxury - families might not always be the best possible example of such a situation, but at least it's something.

i felt like chiming in on the subject because entering the 30's it's really something that's been concerning me lately, just seeing all my friends at the same stage in life suddenly start to freak out because a little voice is just now telling them they may be thinking about skateboarding too much and should instead be focusing on other things. not talking about people likely to get stigmatized as socially unproductive either, some of them actually have 'remarkable' careers as engineers or company owners - people who look like 'they've had their shit together' forever then suddenly something cracks and they realize how lost they really are. the obsession with skateboarding may then evolve from something carefree and recreational, therapeutic even, to a devouring source of anguish and actually become a lead figure of one's severe personality crisis. maybe i'm tripping and you have no idea what i'm talking about. you have my favorite avatar on SLAP

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« Reply #7256 on: October 17, 2017, 01:37:41 PM »
I avoid family get-togethers like they're the god damn plague just so I won't have to this exact conversation.

well i'm sorry. but would you rather read me rambling about how i am most likely just naive and in reality my life is shit ? contemplating how blunt existence is is one thing, but abandoning yourself to the point where you lose direction and get sidetracked by all the noise is just as feeble as choosing to focus on nothing but the positives in life like nothing ever goes down. i think the occasional reminder that one should keep themselves busy and handle their own life is important, albeit sometimes redundant or just plain annoying. balance might be key. at least family get-togethers are an option for you, regardless of how disconnected you might (or might not) feel from them, having people around who actually somewhat consider you is a luxury - families might not always be the best possible example of such a situation, but at least it's something.

i felt like chiming in on the subject because entering the 30's it's really something that's been concerning me lately, just seeing all my friends at the same stage in life suddenly start to freak out because a little voice is just now telling them they may be thinking about skateboarding too much and should instead be focusing on other things. not talking about people likely to get stigmatized as socially unproductive either, some of them actually have 'remarkable' careers as engineers or company owners - people who look like 'they've had their shit together' forever then suddenly something cracks and they realize how lost they really are. the obsession with skateboarding may then evolve from something carefree and recreational, therapeutic even, to a devouring source of anguish and actually become a lead figure of one's severe personality crisis. maybe i'm tripping and you have no idea what i'm talking about. you have my favorite avatar on SLAP

I was just chiming in on how I deal with this sort of thing. Everything you said in your original post was spot on and I agree for the most part.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7257 on: October 17, 2017, 05:10:12 PM »
i'm going to vermont/new hampshire this wkend for rusty berrings's skatepark opening. my setup is kinda thrashed so i was gonna skate to the shop, grab a deck.
concurrently i've been reading about 'microdosing' shrooms. i've got a honey jar full of them.
'oh i'll just take a little honey. no i'll grab a stem. oh, it's connected to a cap, i'll just eat it all,no biggie.'
went out to my beeyard and started killing yellowjackets who were trying to b & e. didn't wanna tinge my trip w/ insecticide so i wandered my garden a bit and got the heebie jeebies about skating downtown.
ended up tripping in the house, didn't get a board. try again tomorrow.
goddamn impulsivity!
steveburger and sillhouette, i agree w/ yuz.
mostly i've got a 'crazy pass' so nobody expect too much from me and it's freeing but it's a drag nobody believes or is interested in my accomplishments.
Does it make you nostalgic?
Nah, it just really makes me miss certain times. Dgkalis

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7258 on: October 17, 2017, 06:49:28 PM »
Microdosing is over rated, macrodose them hoes and lay down. Crazy pass? You get uncle sams looney bucks?

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« Reply #7259 on: October 17, 2017, 06:59:37 PM »
Microdosing is over rated, macrodose them hoes and lay down. Crazy pass? You get uncle sams looney bucks?
i prefer to think of it as an artist's grant like my man elliott smith from above^
Does it make you nostalgic?
Nah, it just really makes me miss certain times. Dgkalis