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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7260 on: October 19, 2017, 04:58:05 PM »
Real Confessions:

I thought the Nora "bunt" episode was funny.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7261 on: October 31, 2017, 03:16:41 AM »
Next time I'm walking a dog and don't have bags...I'm going to deny that it was the dog and blame a homeless person.

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« Reply #7262 on: October 31, 2017, 09:25:27 AM »
Next time I'm walking a dog and don't have bags...I'm going to deny that it was the dog and blame a homeless person.

A long long time ago my dog hit me with a surprise uncharacteristic second shit, and I had already used the bag I brought with me. I wasn't about to bare hand it and stuff it in my pocket, plus this was in Philadelphia which is like a piece of dog shit with buildings, so I was just going to leave it there. This women was bewildered that I wasn't going to pick it up because it was made of shit and that's gross.

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« Reply #7263 on: October 31, 2017, 10:16:16 AM »
My girl caught me whackin off in the bathroom the other day. On the toilet dick at full mast, phone in hand, the whole nine

I got home from skating while she was out the house so I said fuck it, ima do my thing .
She got home and wanna try to be cute by by busting the door open tryna scare somebody, knowing damn well that shit wouldnít fly if I were to try the same to her

She even tried to front like she didnít know I was home, even tho she already admitted to tryna scare me AND the fact that I had all my clothes & skate shoes right outside the bathroom door

Then she wanna give me a hard time about it, on some ďeww I canít believe you were doing that in thereĒ

The fuck? I been doin this my whole life! If you gotta problem with what Iím doing then you can come over and do it for me

I be hittin it raw ainít no way Iím lettin her pull that first nut out of me. She gotta play my backups cuz that starting 5 would be dunking & draining 3ís in her ovaries all night. I know my dads track record I canít take those chances if I botch the pullout


I told her the Worse part of all of this is that she ruined my decades long streak of discretionary fapping. Now I gotta start all over and who knows if Ima Be able top that shit in my 50ís


That being said, we been pretty active since so it mightíve been a good thing overall

Iím also lowkey scared tho cuz I actually did botch my last pullout & now Iím praying on that period the same way Africans pray for rain

And sheís fucking crazy on her period too

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7264 on: October 31, 2017, 10:44:39 AM »
Will...


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7265 on: October 31, 2017, 10:56:31 AM »
my wife caught me once in pretty much the same situation. i had the volume on full and she just cracked the door open, heard what was going on, then walked away laughing her ass off.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7266 on: October 31, 2017, 12:02:52 PM »
removed, not about that life anymore
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7267 on: October 31, 2017, 12:03:26 PM »
i gotta know ... did you cum?

edit: not you baw
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7268 on: October 31, 2017, 12:16:28 PM »
i gotta know ... did you cum?


I finished in the shower

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7269 on: October 31, 2017, 05:33:30 PM »
My friend is a self-published author and I think the reason for that is his writing is garbage but no one has the heart to tell him. He's on his third book. He still confuses "to" for "too" and I just want to beat some grammar into him with his own book.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7270 on: October 31, 2017, 05:36:07 PM »
yeah, that's all well and good but does your girl know you bukkake png.s all over message boards like it's going out of fashion?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7271 on: October 31, 2017, 06:11:22 PM »
yeah, that's all well and good but does your girl know you bukkake png.s all over message boards like it's going out of fashion?

You're damn right she does, thats why I love her

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« Reply #7272 on: October 31, 2017, 07:43:23 PM »
I just jerked off in the bathroom with my phone. It was the absolute worst. I guess I always have to be sitting or laying down to jerk off and I did it standing up because thereís no fucking toilet seat in this bathroom. Felt like I was doing calve raises because I guess my toes have their own mind and point when I climax. Fuck that shit, Iím too spoiled with my laptop and setting the mood when I jerk off. 2/10 experience

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7273 on: October 31, 2017, 07:46:34 PM »
yeah, that's all well and good but does your girl know you bukkake png.s all over message boards like it's going out of fashion?

You're damn right she does, thats why I love her
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« Reply #7274 on: October 31, 2017, 08:23:27 PM »
Regarding the issues about growing up and being an adult on the last page, I remember being a little off put when i watched the Mike York Nine Club episode a while back. His situation although seems like fun kinda made me think in my head "Yo I think its time to grow up and get a job". I believe hes in his 40's with 2 kids, self proclaimed stay at home dad and running a small board brand pushing a 'fun movement". Idk maybe I'm just bitter or being a dick but i kept thinking in my head that being that age and still holding on to skateboarding where there is little to no money running a board brand these days seemed like a counter productive way to provide for a family. I guess now having a family of my own I couldn't imagine still holding on to the pro dream knowing that i have responsibility of 2 children and a wife at home. Maybe his wife makes a shit ton of money where he can afford to do that or I'm overthinking his situation but either way it definitely did add to the the notion the most pro skaters are shit scared to let go, grow up and get a job.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7275 on: November 01, 2017, 01:50:59 AM »
Pretty sure I got death grip, so I'm gonna try no fap for November. I got a friend with whom I've been hooking up, so I'm hoping that alleviates it.

I was going to try sober November as well, but I'm going abroad to a 4 day fest mid way through the month. I'll keep the faith until then and see how I feel.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7276 on: November 01, 2017, 09:56:46 AM »
I got high in a park, while watching old people practice Falun Gong...might do the same thing on a date, with the addition of food.

Also, I jerked off in the sauna two days in a row, mostly out of boredom.

There was a third thing I did, which was really fucked up, but I completely don't remember.

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« Reply #7277 on: November 01, 2017, 12:24:40 PM »
Regarding the issues about growing up and being an adult on the last page, I remember being a little off put when i watched the Mike York Nine Club episode a while back. His situation although seems like fun kinda made me think in my head "Yo I think its time to grow up and get a job". I believe hes in his 40's with 2 kids, self proclaimed stay at home dad and running a small board brand pushing a 'fun movement". Idk maybe I'm just bitter or being a dick but i kept thinking in my head that being that age and still holding on to skateboarding where there is little to no money running a board brand these days seemed like a counter productive way to provide for a family. I guess now having a family of my own I couldn't imagine still holding on to the pro dream knowing that i have responsibility of 2 children and a wife at home. Maybe his wife makes a shit ton of money where he can afford to do that or I'm overthinking his situation but either way it definitely did add to the the notion the most pro skaters are shit scared to let go, grow up and get a job.
I don't think they're necessarily scared to let go. You have to think about what kind of job Mike York, or other guys in similar situations can get that would make meaningful money that outweighs the cost of childcare wth their limited resume. If Mike is able to make it work for his family though, good on him.

I got called a bitch and a pussy on here for being a stay a home dad. Some guys are just too alpha to take care of their kids apparently.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7278 on: November 01, 2017, 06:27:52 PM »
The Acronym says it all S.A.D.




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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7279 on: November 03, 2017, 12:58:32 AM »
3 months sober... now to see a therapist  about my sex problems
who the FUCK do they think they are filming that high brow low brow fun shit and putting it on youtube all skewed

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« Reply #7280 on: November 03, 2017, 03:31:28 AM »
Pretty sure I got death grip, so I'm gonna try no fap for November. I got a friend with whom I've been hooking up, so I'm hoping that alleviates it.

So I got like 2 days.


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« Reply #7281 on: November 03, 2017, 05:22:07 AM »
Pretty sure I got death grip, so I'm gonna try no fap for November. I got a friend with whom I've been hooking up, so I'm hoping that alleviates it.

So I got like 2 days.

That's pretty good actually.

I listen to Tom Segura's podcast every week and him and his friends were sober for all of October and it was 5% inspiring, so I thought I would try and not smoke weed for November. I went like 7 hours and am proud of myself.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7282 on: November 03, 2017, 09:23:01 PM »
Pretty sure I got death grip, so I'm gonna try no fap for November. I got a friend with whom I've been hooking up, so I'm hoping that alleviates it.

So I got like 2 days.

That's pretty good actually.

I listen to Tom Segura's podcast every week and him and his friends were sober for all of October and it was 5% inspiring, so I thought I would try and not smoke weed for November. I went like 7 hours and am proud of myself.

Him saying he was going to probably go twice as hard in November after completing a month of sobriety was hilarious.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7283 on: November 04, 2017, 03:46:04 PM »
I'm afraid of losing skateboarding.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7284 on: November 05, 2017, 04:33:56 AM »
I'm afraid of losing skateboarding.

Same here. I've got into power lifting and some olympic weight lifting. Things change.

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« Reply #7285 on: November 05, 2017, 05:02:13 AM »
I'm afraid of losing skateboarding.

Same here. I've got into power lifting and some olympic weight lifting. Things change.
you can do both. look at the weckingball. and tobey.
Does it make you nostalgic?
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« Reply #7286 on: November 07, 2017, 07:25:11 AM »
if i'm watching porn w/ lesbians, fine.
but if it's guy/girl, unless he's got a huge wang or tiny one i end up getting distracted. 'mine's bigger than that. no wait? is it? i think it is. no, it's comparable but mine's skinnier. oh fuck!'
yeah, it's giving me a complex and i would put it in 'things you are not stoked on' except i just change it to lesbians and get some closure. what a time to be alive!
Does it make you nostalgic?
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« Reply #7287 on: November 07, 2017, 09:57:17 AM »
My friend is a self-published author and I think the reason for that is his writing is garbage but no one has the heart to tell him. He's on his third book. He still confuses "to" for "too" and I just want to beat some grammar into him with his own book.

tell him or expose him so someone else can critique his work. it's only fun looking like an idiot for so long.

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« Reply #7288 on: November 07, 2017, 10:10:31 AM »
My friend is a self-published author and I think the reason for that is his writing is garbage but no one has the heart to tell him. He's on his third book. He still confuses "to" for "too" and I just want to beat some grammar into him with his own book.

tell him or expose him so someone else can critique his work. it's only fun looking like an idiot for so long.

Yeah for real tell him. You can be forward and somewhat harsh without being an asshole. He'll probably think you're an asshole but that's his problem and he has a bigger one he should be focusing on anyway. Just tell him. He'll either quit writing like he should, or get better like he should.

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« Reply #7289 on: November 07, 2017, 01:59:50 PM »
Joined a swingers website, met up for coffee with a woman who promptly spent a half an hour telling me about how her first child was taken by social services and how she moved country to avoid her second child being put up for forced adoption, followed by years of legal battles, her suicide attempt, the scabies and urinary infections from her former living situation and also her imminent eviction from her current house with 14 other people. All in the first half an hour.

Needless to say, I've never been more erect.


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