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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7200 on: October 31, 2017, 10:56:31 AM »
my wife caught me once in pretty much the same situation. i had the volume on full and she just cracked the door open, heard what was going on, then walked away laughing her ass off.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7201 on: October 31, 2017, 12:02:52 PM »
removed, not about that life anymore
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7202 on: October 31, 2017, 12:03:26 PM »
i gotta know ... did you cum?

edit: not you baw
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What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7203 on: October 31, 2017, 12:16:28 PM »
i gotta know ... did you cum?


I finished in the shower

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7204 on: October 31, 2017, 05:33:30 PM »
My friend is a self-published author and I think the reason for that is his writing is garbage but no one has the heart to tell him. He's on his third book. He still confuses "to" for "too" and I just want to beat some grammar into him with his own book.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7205 on: October 31, 2017, 05:36:07 PM »
yeah, that's all well and good but does your girl know you bukkake png.s all over message boards like it's going out of fashion?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7206 on: October 31, 2017, 06:11:22 PM »
yeah, that's all well and good but does your girl know you bukkake png.s all over message boards like it's going out of fashion?

You're damn right she does, thats why I love her

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7207 on: October 31, 2017, 07:43:23 PM »
I just jerked off in the bathroom with my phone. It was the absolute worst. I guess I always have to be sitting or laying down to jerk off and I did it standing up because there’s no fucking toilet seat in this bathroom. Felt like I was doing calve raises because I guess my toes have their own mind and point when I climax. Fuck that shit, I’m too spoiled with my laptop and setting the mood when I jerk off. 2/10 experience

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7208 on: October 31, 2017, 07:46:34 PM »
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yeah, that's all well and good but does your girl know you bukkake png.s all over message boards like it's going out of fashion?
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You're damn right she does, thats why I love her
put a ring on it Will!

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7209 on: October 31, 2017, 08:23:27 PM »
Regarding the issues about growing up and being an adult on the last page, I remember being a little off put when i watched the Mike York Nine Club episode a while back. His situation although seems like fun kinda made me think in my head "Yo I think its time to grow up and get a job". I believe hes in his 40's with 2 kids, self proclaimed stay at home dad and running a small board brand pushing a 'fun movement". Idk maybe I'm just bitter or being a dick but i kept thinking in my head that being that age and still holding on to skateboarding where there is little to no money running a board brand these days seemed like a counter productive way to provide for a family. I guess now having a family of my own I couldn't imagine still holding on to the pro dream knowing that i have responsibility of 2 children and a wife at home. Maybe his wife makes a shit ton of money where he can afford to do that or I'm overthinking his situation but either way it definitely did add to the the notion the most pro skaters are shit scared to let go, grow up and get a job.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7210 on: November 01, 2017, 01:50:59 AM »
Pretty sure I got death grip, so I'm gonna try no fap for November. I got a friend with whom I've been hooking up, so I'm hoping that alleviates it.

I was going to try sober November as well, but I'm going abroad to a 4 day fest mid way through the month. I'll keep the faith until then and see how I feel.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7211 on: November 01, 2017, 09:56:46 AM »
I got high in a park, while watching old people practice Falun Gong...might do the same thing on a date, with the addition of food.

Also, I jerked off in the sauna two days in a row, mostly out of boredom.

There was a third thing I did, which was really fucked up, but I completely don't remember.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7212 on: November 01, 2017, 12:24:40 PM »
Regarding the issues about growing up and being an adult on the last page, I remember being a little off put when i watched the Mike York Nine Club episode a while back. His situation although seems like fun kinda made me think in my head "Yo I think its time to grow up and get a job". I believe hes in his 40's with 2 kids, self proclaimed stay at home dad and running a small board brand pushing a 'fun movement". Idk maybe I'm just bitter or being a dick but i kept thinking in my head that being that age and still holding on to skateboarding where there is little to no money running a board brand these days seemed like a counter productive way to provide for a family. I guess now having a family of my own I couldn't imagine still holding on to the pro dream knowing that i have responsibility of 2 children and a wife at home. Maybe his wife makes a shit ton of money where he can afford to do that or I'm overthinking his situation but either way it definitely did add to the the notion the most pro skaters are shit scared to let go, grow up and get a job.
I don't think they're necessarily scared to let go. You have to think about what kind of job Mike York, or other guys in similar situations can get that would make meaningful money that outweighs the cost of childcare wth their limited resume. If Mike is able to make it work for his family though, good on him.

I got called a bitch and a pussy on here for being a stay a home dad. Some guys are just too alpha to take care of their kids apparently.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7213 on: November 01, 2017, 06:27:52 PM »
The Acronym says it all S.A.D.




Just kidding, I work hard fer months, mostly out of town and than get laid off when zee job is done and I love spending that time with me kid. 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7214 on: November 03, 2017, 12:58:32 AM »
3 months sober... now to see a therapist  about my sex problems
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7215 on: November 03, 2017, 03:31:28 AM »
Pretty sure I got death grip, so I'm gonna try no fap for November. I got a friend with whom I've been hooking up, so I'm hoping that alleviates it.

So I got like 2 days.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7216 on: November 03, 2017, 05:22:07 AM »
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Pretty sure I got death grip, so I'm gonna try no fap for November. I got a friend with whom I've been hooking up, so I'm hoping that alleviates it.
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So I got like 2 days.

That's pretty good actually.

I listen to Tom Segura's podcast every week and him and his friends were sober for all of October and it was 5% inspiring, so I thought I would try and not smoke weed for November. I went like 7 hours and am proud of myself.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7217 on: November 03, 2017, 09:23:01 PM »
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Pretty sure I got death grip, so I'm gonna try no fap for November. I got a friend with whom I've been hooking up, so I'm hoping that alleviates it.
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So I got like 2 days.
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That's pretty good actually.

I listen to Tom Segura's podcast every week and him and his friends were sober for all of October and it was 5% inspiring, so I thought I would try and not smoke weed for November. I went like 7 hours and am proud of myself.

Him saying he was going to probably go twice as hard in November after completing a month of sobriety was hilarious.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7218 on: November 04, 2017, 03:46:04 PM »
I'm afraid of losing skateboarding.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7219 on: November 05, 2017, 04:33:56 AM »
I'm afraid of losing skateboarding.

Same here. I've got into power lifting and some olympic weight lifting. Things change.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7220 on: November 05, 2017, 05:02:13 AM »
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I'm afraid of losing skateboarding.
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Same here. I've got into power lifting and some olympic weight lifting. Things change.
you can do both. look at the weckingball. and tobey.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7221 on: November 07, 2017, 07:25:11 AM »
if i'm watching porn w/ lesbians, fine.
but if it's guy/girl, unless he's got a huge wang or tiny one i end up getting distracted. 'mine's bigger than that. no wait? is it? i think it is. no, it's comparable but mine's skinnier. oh fuck!'
yeah, it's giving me a complex and i would put it in 'things you are not stoked on' except i just change it to lesbians and get some closure. what a time to be alive!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7222 on: November 07, 2017, 09:57:17 AM »
My friend is a self-published author and I think the reason for that is his writing is garbage but no one has the heart to tell him. He's on his third book. He still confuses "to" for "too" and I just want to beat some grammar into him with his own book.

tell him or expose him so someone else can critique his work. it's only fun looking like an idiot for so long.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7223 on: November 07, 2017, 10:10:31 AM »
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My friend is a self-published author and I think the reason for that is his writing is garbage but no one has the heart to tell him. He's on his third book. He still confuses "to" for "too" and I just want to beat some grammar into him with his own book.
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tell him or expose him so someone else can critique his work. it's only fun looking like an idiot for so long.

Yeah for real tell him. You can be forward and somewhat harsh without being an asshole. He'll probably think you're an asshole but that's his problem and he has a bigger one he should be focusing on anyway. Just tell him. He'll either quit writing like he should, or get better like he should.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7224 on: November 07, 2017, 01:59:50 PM »
Joined a swingers website, met up for coffee with a woman who promptly spent a half an hour telling me about how her first child was taken by social services and how she moved country to avoid her second child being put up for forced adoption, followed by years of legal battles, her suicide attempt, the scabies and urinary infections from her former living situation and also her imminent eviction from her current house with 14 other people. All in the first half an hour.

Needless to say, I've never been more erect.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7225 on: November 07, 2017, 10:38:03 PM »
Hooked up with an ex, no fap November got the best of me.
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7226 on: November 07, 2017, 11:05:46 PM »
No Fap November? I don’t think I’ve stopped for longer than a week.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7227 on: November 08, 2017, 12:10:53 AM »
Joined a swingers website, met up for coffee with a woman who promptly spent a half an hour telling me about how her first child was taken by social services and how she moved country to avoid her second child being put up for forced adoption, followed by years of legal battles, her suicide attempt, the scabies and urinary infections from her former living situation and also her imminent eviction from her current house with 14 other people. All in the first half an hour.

Needless to say, I've never been more erect.
Did she have all her own teeth?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7228 on: November 08, 2017, 02:02:07 AM »
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Joined a swingers website, met up for coffee with a woman who promptly spent a half an hour telling me about how her first child was taken by social services and how she moved country to avoid her second child being put up for forced adoption, followed by years of legal battles, her suicide attempt, the scabies and urinary infections from her former living situation and also her imminent eviction from her current house with 14 other people. All in the first half an hour.

Needless to say, I've never been more erect.
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Did she have all her own teeth?
I mean, if you knock someone's teeth out, and then you take those teeth, then like, those are your teeth now, right? That's like survival of the fittest or whatever.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7229 on: November 08, 2017, 02:12:12 AM »
Hooked up with an ex, no fap November got the best of me.

I did this once and got stuck in another year of a shitty relationship. She didn't want to hook up at first because she said she wanted to "start new", which basically just meant no sex for a while. I got the worst blue balls of my life to where it hurt to breathe.

How are things with the ex now?
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