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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7320 on: November 13, 2017, 05:48:31 PM »
But if someone actually gets IN your face, you should headbutt them. Even if you they beat you to death, they can't win against someone who hits people with their face.
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No, that was stupid. You want to hit them in the nose with your hairline and ruin their face forever.


Is that what happened to Owen Wilson

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7321 on: November 14, 2017, 04:04:27 AM »
But if someone actually gets IN your face, you should headbutt them. Even if you they beat you to death, they can't win against someone who hits people with their face.
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No, that was stupid. You want to hit them in the nose with your hairline and ruin their face forever.


Is that what happened to Owen Wilson

No, he tried to fix it with his hands and made it worse.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7322 on: November 15, 2017, 09:53:00 AM »
sharted in my computer chair while eating a taco

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7323 on: November 17, 2017, 06:48:25 AM »
sharted in my computer chair while eating a taco


Did you finish the taco?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7324 on: November 17, 2017, 09:38:15 AM »
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Did you finish the taco?
Dude? You don't waste tacos.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7325 on: November 17, 2017, 09:56:03 AM »
Iím hornier since I started working out and it fucking sucks. On the plus side, my semen is way more viscous and completely white. It used be translucent and more runny. The testosterone increase is making me easily pissed off, though. Smoking weed doesnít really help. When this woman was swerving on the sidewalk, while texting, she got pissed off at me. Iíve never wanted to piss on anyone more badly.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7326 on: November 17, 2017, 10:24:07 AM »
I've been working out for years and have never felt like that. You might just be a dickhead.

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« Reply #7327 on: November 17, 2017, 11:42:25 AM »
Maybe it was recent illness, maybe it's that I'm back from holiday's, maybe it's my job or the weather, but I'm really awfully depressed lately.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7328 on: November 17, 2017, 01:00:01 PM »
sharted in my computer chair while eating a taco


Did you finish the taco?
Dude? You don't waste tacos.

yeah and i had a taco on deck, too.  ate them both.  i put my boxers in a ziploc bag like a classy person and threw them away

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7329 on: November 17, 2017, 01:32:40 PM »
What makes it classy is that it's ziploc brand.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7330 on: November 18, 2017, 01:44:23 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

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« Reply #7331 on: Today at 12:08:32 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7332 on: Today at 12:55:47 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7333 on: Today at 02:58:40 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
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« Reply #7334 on: Today at 04:16:39 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
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Quote from: internet
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.

1. AVE - the way he skates is incredible. Its as if youre more afraid for the obstacle than for him.

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« Reply #7335 on: Today at 05:19:06 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
Are you?

Quote from: internet
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.
huh, i see the link you posted, it was saying something about my connection not being private i think you used a url from some wonky ass website, but from reverse url searching this the image you were trying to post right?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7336 on: Today at 05:22:49 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
Are you?

Quote from: internet
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.
huh, i see the link you posted, it was saying something about my connection not being private i think you used a url from some wonky ass website, but from reverse url searching this the image you were trying to post right?

That was it.

1. AVE - the way he skates is incredible. Its as if youre more afraid for the obstacle than for him.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7337 on: Today at 05:27:59 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
Are you?

Quote from: internet
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.
huh, i see the link you posted, it was saying something about my connection not being private i think you used a url from some wonky ass website, but from reverse url searching this the image you were trying to post right?

That was it.
aight cool, ima be honest i dont get the picture reference but i feel like its probably pretty funny