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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7320 on: November 13, 2017, 05:48:31 PM »
But if someone actually gets IN your face, you should headbutt them. Even if you they beat you to death, they can't win against someone who hits people with their face.
Like this?


No, that was stupid. You want to hit them in the nose with your hairline and ruin their face forever.


Is that what happened to Owen Wilson

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7321 on: November 14, 2017, 04:04:27 AM »
But if someone actually gets IN your face, you should headbutt them. Even if you they beat you to death, they can't win against someone who hits people with their face.
Like this?


No, that was stupid. You want to hit them in the nose with your hairline and ruin their face forever.


Is that what happened to Owen Wilson

No, he tried to fix it with his hands and made it worse.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7322 on: November 15, 2017, 09:53:00 AM »
sharted in my computer chair while eating a taco

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« Reply #7323 on: November 17, 2017, 06:48:25 AM »
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Did you finish the taco?
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« Reply #7324 on: November 17, 2017, 09:38:15 AM »
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Did you finish the taco?
Dude? You don't waste tacos.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7325 on: November 17, 2017, 09:56:03 AM »
Iím hornier since I started working out and it fucking sucks. On the plus side, my semen is way more viscous and completely white. It used be translucent and more runny. The testosterone increase is making me easily pissed off, though. Smoking weed doesnít really help. When this woman was swerving on the sidewalk, while texting, she got pissed off at me. Iíve never wanted to piss on anyone more badly.

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« Reply #7326 on: November 17, 2017, 10:24:07 AM »
I've been working out for years and have never felt like that. You might just be a dickhead.

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« Reply #7327 on: November 17, 2017, 11:42:25 AM »
Maybe it was recent illness, maybe it's that I'm back from holiday's, maybe it's my job or the weather, but I'm really awfully depressed lately.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7328 on: November 17, 2017, 01:00:01 PM »
sharted in my computer chair while eating a taco


Did you finish the taco?
Dude? You don't waste tacos.

yeah and i had a taco on deck, too.  ate them both.  i put my boxers in a ziploc bag like a classy person and threw them away

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7329 on: November 17, 2017, 01:32:40 PM »
What makes it classy is that it's ziploc brand.

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« Reply #7330 on: November 18, 2017, 01:44:23 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.

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« Reply #7331 on: November 19, 2017, 12:08:32 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7332 on: November 19, 2017, 12:55:47 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7333 on: November 19, 2017, 02:58:40 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7334 on: November 19, 2017, 04:16:39 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
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So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.

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« Reply #7335 on: November 19, 2017, 05:19:06 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
Are you?

Quote from: internet
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.
huh, i see the link you posted, it was saying something about my connection not being private i think you used a url from some wonky ass website, but from reverse url searching this the image you were trying to post right?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7336 on: November 19, 2017, 05:22:49 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
Are you?

Quote from: internet
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.
huh, i see the link you posted, it was saying something about my connection not being private i think you used a url from some wonky ass website, but from reverse url searching this the image you were trying to post right?

That was it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7337 on: November 19, 2017, 05:27:59 AM »
I was watching skate videos on youtube on the tv and left it on and went somewhere. Then I got back and its playing revive videos on repeat and my mom is sitting there watching them. This is fucked, I hope she doesn't think Im gay.
Are you?

Quote from: internet
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
So weird the photo I posted of that quote disappeared.
huh, i see the link you posted, it was saying something about my connection not being private i think you used a url from some wonky ass website, but from reverse url searching this the image you were trying to post right?

That was it.
aight cool, ima be honest i dont get the picture reference but i feel like its probably pretty funny

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« Reply #7338 on: November 25, 2017, 12:08:16 AM »
I think I might have genital warts. I hooked up with a really thrashy chick no condom and now I'm paying the consequences. I have small white bumps on my dick. I am about to go to a clinic to get it checked out, but I know 100% that I have the HPV virus. I'm super bummed because now I feel like I'll ruin a ton of potential relationships after disclosing this shit to girls I meet or If they see my dick at this state.

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« Reply #7339 on: November 25, 2017, 03:13:03 AM »
I think I might have genital warts. I hooked up with a really thrashy chick no condom and now I'm paying the consequences. I have small white bumps on my dick. I am about to go to a clinic to get it checked out, but I know 100% that I have the HPV virus. I'm super bummed because now I feel like I'll ruin a ton of potential relationships after disclosing this shit to girls I meet or If they see my dick at this state.

Just keep banging dirty whores for the rest of your life and you'll be fine/have more fun.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7340 on: November 25, 2017, 08:55:21 AM »
ive been thinking about starting a thread called "ask shit for brains" that's basically an advice column ..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7341 on: November 25, 2017, 09:53:23 AM »
Do it


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« Reply #7342 on: November 25, 2017, 10:55:09 AM »
Do it



I thought I had something once but it turns out it was just the way my pants were constantly tugging at my junk while at work (full shifts at production line tables) and it cleared away within the week after quitting that job. At least that's what I tell myself. I don't get out much anyway.
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« Reply #7343 on: November 25, 2017, 11:41:38 AM »
I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.


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« Reply #7344 on: November 25, 2017, 02:34:22 PM »
I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

A buddy of mine got Chlamydia first try bolts when he lost his Virginity.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7345 on: November 25, 2017, 04:04:00 PM »
I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

A buddy of mine got Chlamydia first try bolts when he lost his Virginity.

Well. Do me a favour and tell "your friend" that he's gnarly as all hell, that's heavy as a hammer. Also tell him that I loved his epicly later'd when he clowned Birdo.
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« Reply #7346 on: November 25, 2017, 04:12:05 PM »
I think I might have genital warts. I hooked up with a really thrashy chick no condom and now I'm paying the consequences. I have small white bumps on my dick. I am about to go to a clinic to get it checked out, but I know 100% that I have the HPV virus. I'm super bummed because now I feel like I'll ruin a ton of potential relationships after disclosing this shit to girls I meet or If they see my dick at this state.

LOL

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« Reply #7347 on: November 25, 2017, 05:29:10 PM »
ive been thinking about starting a thread called "ask shit for brains" that's basically an advice column ..

"Someone else have ideas" isn't an idea

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« Reply #7348 on: November 25, 2017, 10:43:59 PM »
I get eczema on my junk from time to time and when I was like 13 I thought I got herpes from a toilet seat or some shit.

A buddy of mine got Chlamydia first try bolts when he lost his Virginity.

Well. Do me a favour and tell "your friend" that he's gnarly as all hell, that's heavy as a hammer. Also tell him that I loved his epicly later'd when he clowned Birdo.


Link me, I've never seen my friend Chance's epicly later'd.
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« Reply #7349 on: November 26, 2017, 12:53:58 AM »
I think I might have genital warts. I hooked up with a really thrashy chick no condom and now I'm paying the consequences. I have small white bumps on my dick. I am about to go to a clinic to get it checked out, but I know 100% that I have the HPV virus. I'm super bummed because now I feel like I'll ruin a ton of potential relationships after disclosing this shit to girls I meet or If they see my dick at this state.

LOL