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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7440 on: December 27, 2017, 08:28:29 PM »
Ya know how they say they can feel the withdrawal in their bones, shoot and you feel that in your veins,

Thinking about making blood spray art. Fancy,edgy,expensive.

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« Reply #7441 on: December 27, 2017, 09:40:24 PM »
if you steal famous paintings and spray them with your blood you can make a lot of money .. itís a niche

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« Reply #7442 on: December 29, 2017, 07:10:06 AM »
Is it weird that I like needles as far as tattoos, and giving blood, but I could never imagine poking my own veins?

I have little interest in drugs outside psychedelics, but shooting anything up is a terrifying thought to me. Iíd not make a very good diabetic.

Nah I'm like that. I have tattoos and they weren't scary except for the first one I got, don't mind getting shots at the doctors or giving blood either. I would have panic attacks just by smoking weed so that definitely scared me away from doing actual drugs. I only fucked with drinking but when I did drink it was raging till you literally run out of alcohol

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Never had an issue poking myself hundreds of times with a dull railroad spike, have massive anxiety when giving blood...

Been clean off the spike for almost a year now though, although I care very little about "sobriety dates".

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« Reply #7443 on: December 29, 2017, 07:16:38 AM »
Hell yeah, Jim and Dan, a year sobriety is no small feat. Fair play.

Speaking of anxiety about blood donations, I went to donate blood a year or so ago because I thought it was an ethical thing to do, but at the time it was illegal to give blood in my country if you've ever had gay sex (now only if you've had gay sex in the past 6 months) so I freaked out and left. I don't have an STI or anything, but I felt mad shameful.


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« Reply #7444 on: December 29, 2017, 09:30:55 AM »
Speaking of anxiety about blood donations, I went to donate blood a year or so ago because I thought it was an ethical thing to do, but at the time it was illegal to give blood in my country if you've ever had gay sex (now only if you've had gay sex in the past 6 months) so I freaked out and left. I don't have an STI or anything, but I felt mad shameful.

I tried to donate plasma knowing they were probably going to have the no men who have sex with men (MSM) rule. I am on PrEP which is an HIV-prevention med, and despite that, they wouldn't accept me because I'm MSM. I used that opportunity to sort of be a voice to the person who was running the tests... like I think it's super important to take a stand in ways like that. I wasn't blaming that guy, but we discussed how fucked up the system is, basically. He was a straight white male, of course! I learned it was FDA who enforces the law, and Talecris or whatever who was running the clinic has no choice to enforce it.


So sometimes I get this pimple, usually a whitehead right under my lip. It's a huge cause of anxiety because I'm sure it's super noticeable since it moves whenever my lips move. I don't really care when I get pimples in other places, but this one drives me so crazy because it's so noticeable. I usually only have one pimple at a time, so anytime I get one, that really makes it stand out more. So sometimes that means I cancel plans or avoid social events because of this goddamn stupid pimple. Like today, when I was thinking of organizing a breakfast with some extended family on my last day visiting California for probably a year. Fuck.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7445 on: December 31, 2017, 03:54:52 PM »
I hate Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7446 on: December 31, 2017, 05:55:57 PM »
My list definitely includes Jack Black.
I wouldn't even try to aquire an elephant that would be mad selfish I don't have the means to give him a comfortable life

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« Reply #7447 on: December 31, 2017, 10:12:51 PM »
I've only had one nut for the longest time and it sure as shit doesn't look healthy.

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« Reply #7448 on: January 10, 2018, 08:41:57 PM »
Prepared to jerk off by pulling trou- around the ankles, got sidetracked, and watched I.E. in its entirety loose dicked. Didnít realize till about halfway through Diegoís part, and for continuityís sake left the twig hanging till the very end.
I wouldn't even try to aquire an elephant that would be mad selfish I don't have the means to give him a comfortable life

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« Reply #7449 on: January 10, 2018, 09:31:35 PM »
I've only had one nut for the longest time and it sure as shit doesn't look healthy.

i have two and a half

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« Reply #7450 on: January 10, 2018, 11:10:38 PM »
My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.
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« Reply #7451 on: January 11, 2018, 04:38:26 AM »
Whenever I get sick, I immediately psyche myself into thinking thereís a possibility that I have HIV/AIDS.

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« Reply #7452 on: January 11, 2018, 09:29:50 AM »
Whenever I get sick, I immediately psyche myself into thinking thereís a possibility that I have HIV/AIDS.

I get excited that I might die when I even get a cold

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« Reply #7453 on: January 11, 2018, 02:33:19 PM »
Whenever I get sick, I immediately psyche myself into thinking thereís a possibility that I have HIV/AIDS.

I get excited that I might die when I even get a cold
I'm so glad it's not just me

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« Reply #7454 on: January 11, 2018, 03:14:31 PM »
My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

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« Reply #7455 on: January 11, 2018, 03:37:07 PM »
My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

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« Reply #7456 on: January 11, 2018, 04:27:54 PM »
My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.

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« Reply #7457 on: January 12, 2018, 12:35:54 AM »
My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.
You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

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« Reply #7458 on: January 12, 2018, 06:05:11 AM »
My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.
You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

my cousin looks like a skinny brunette who used to be a cheerleader. my aunt looks like a lady from florida in her mid 50s with fake tits who thinks shes hot (shes not). use your imagination.

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« Reply #7459 on: January 12, 2018, 06:15:24 AM »
They both sound cool

Andrew Allen is a living legend and must be protected.

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« Reply #7460 on: January 12, 2018, 09:02:23 AM »
they sound chill af

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« Reply #7461 on: January 12, 2018, 02:24:44 PM »
My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.
You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

my cousin looks like a skinny brunette who used to be a cheerleader. my aunt looks like a lady from florida in her mid 50s with fake tits who thinks shes hot (shes not). use your imagination.

My imagination broke last spring.  So if you could post some pics, I won't feel left out.  Thanks.

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« Reply #7462 on: January 12, 2018, 02:51:59 PM »
My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.
You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

my cousin looks like a skinny brunette who used to be a cheerleader. my aunt looks like a lady from florida in her mid 50s with fake tits who thinks shes hot (shes not). use your imagination.

My imagination broke last spring.  So if you could post some pics, I won't feel left out.  Thanks.

You think I'm trying to get reported?

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« Reply #7463 on: January 12, 2018, 03:22:38 PM »
My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.
You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

my cousin looks like a skinny brunette who used to be a cheerleader. my aunt looks like a lady from florida in her mid 50s with fake tits who thinks shes hot (shes not). use your imagination.

My imagination broke last spring.  So if you could post some pics, I won't feel left out.  Thanks.

You think I'm trying to get reported?

im reporting myself to the entire 2012 cardinals cheerleading squad as we speak cuz jb is hogging the solo shots

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« Reply #7464 on: January 17, 2018, 10:12:25 AM »
It they stay close to each other, do they appear hotter due to The Cheerleader Effect?

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« Reply #7465 on: January 17, 2018, 10:18:47 AM »
It they stay close to each other, do they appear hotter due to The Cheerleader Effect?

totally different families. i doubt theyve ever been in the same place as each other.

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« Reply #7466 on: January 18, 2018, 01:58:43 AM »
It they stay close to each other, do they appear hotter due to The Cheerleader Effect?

totally different families. i doubt theyve ever been in the same place as each other.

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« Reply #7467 on: January 18, 2018, 02:27:02 AM »
Last few weeks have been really hard for me to even get out off a bed..

Just had to type out somewhere

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7468 on: January 18, 2018, 06:22:11 AM »
damn bro u roll ur ankle?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7469 on: January 18, 2018, 06:24:58 AM »
if you don't get outta bed who's gonna take charlie to mr wonka's factory?