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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7530 on: March 06, 2018, 08:12:37 AM »
Most my random tastes come from what I've heard in the strip club. Like Saosin's 'show me yo booty hole' even though I don't really even like Saosin. Variety is good though!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7531 on: March 06, 2018, 08:20:33 AM »
I like music about nasty freak hoes doing nasty freak hoe things in a non ironic way and it drives my wife insane. She gets mad when she walks into my office to talk to me, and I have to pause 2 live crew to have her repeat herself.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7532 on: March 06, 2018, 08:24:41 AM »
my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch"  when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7533 on: March 06, 2018, 08:30:13 AM »
my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch"  when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.

you've still got time

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7534 on: March 06, 2018, 08:31:52 AM »
my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch"  when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.

I have a physical resemblance to the singer of Buck Cherry.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7535 on: March 06, 2018, 12:40:00 PM »
My girlfriend and I have this game where we do the opposite of censoring songs, so essentially we only sing the naughty words and leave blank pauses where the regular words are. "Crazy Bitch" is a pretty common one we do. I know, I know, but trust me it's funnier in person. It sounds like this:                  bitch         fuck              !
CRACK RAIDER RAZOR

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7536 on: March 06, 2018, 12:57:51 PM »
I knew my wife was the one when I replied to her saying "ass" with "and titties" she threw back a " and big booty bitches". On the flipside she mostly hates what I listen to,regardless of knowing the words. It goes the same for her Beyonce and Mariachi/Cumbia/Rock en Espanol.

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my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch"  when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.
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I have a physical resemblance to the singer of Buck Cherry.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7537 on: March 06, 2018, 01:48:09 PM »
I knew my wife was the one when I replied to her saying "ass" with "and titties" she threw back a " and big booty bitches". On the flipside she mostly hates what I listen to,regardless of knowing the words. It goes the same for her Beyonce and Mariachi/Cumbia/Rock en Espanol.

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my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch"  when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.
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I have a physical resemblance to the singer of Buck Cherry.
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chaos

My hair is short, my tattoos are a different kind of stupid, and my wristbands have Monster logos on them but yeah like I said.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7538 on: March 06, 2018, 02:50:46 PM »
TIL shit_for_brains is Cobra Cole

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7539 on: March 06, 2018, 03:04:12 PM »
i look like the main guy from office space ive been told many times

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7540 on: March 06, 2018, 03:09:08 PM »
TIL shit_for_brains is Cobra Cole
Probably the best indirect confession in this thread.

I'm told I look like Barry Badrinath from Beerfest

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7541 on: March 06, 2018, 03:27:07 PM »
It's really the jaw and brow lines. I'm not Chris Cole but you should've seen how his wife used to look at me.

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« Reply #7542 on: March 06, 2018, 03:33:02 PM »
I look like Walter White crossed with Hugh Laurie as House.
I'm 26 years old, god damn it.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7543 on: March 06, 2018, 04:58:56 PM »
It's really the jaw and brow lines. I'm not Chris Cole but you should've seen how his wife used to look at me.
Bet you kept ol' Red good company while Chris was away on those third world Fallen trips

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7544 on: March 06, 2018, 06:09:21 PM »
Growing up I got told I looked like Jon Cena a lot.
D:
Now I get told I look like Sid off of Toy Story. All the time. For Halloween next year im just gonna wear a zero shirt and run with it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7545 on: March 07, 2018, 09:17:16 AM »
I look like Mark Hamill, pre and post car accident.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7546 on: March 07, 2018, 11:26:14 AM »
I look like shit. Thank God for them gains.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7547 on: March 07, 2018, 11:54:44 AM »
Please start doing drugs again

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7548 on: March 07, 2018, 12:13:42 PM »
Chick said I looked,lile screech


Funk that whore

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7549 on: March 07, 2018, 12:18:05 PM »
My girlfriend always say that I look like mix of ryan gosling and paul newman.
europe's like the capitol of england and france and whatever

It sucks getting old.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7550 on: March 07, 2018, 12:19:31 PM »
Chick said I looked,lile screech


Funk that whore
Screech went on to do some quality gonzo porn.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7551 on: March 07, 2018, 12:48:20 PM »
I just wanna shine

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7552 on: March 07, 2018, 10:16:21 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7553 on: March 07, 2018, 10:55:22 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7554 on: March 08, 2018, 07:20:54 AM »
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Chick said I looked,lile screech


Funk that whore
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Screech went on to do some quality gonzo porn.
He used a stunt cock, it wasn't him. The whole video was to try and get some quick cash to save his mortgage or something.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7555 on: March 08, 2018, 07:37:41 AM »
Well then why waste all that money on someone's dick

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7556 on: March 08, 2018, 08:31:10 AM »
Wasn't there a dirty sanchez done in the Screech vid? That's all I recall people bugging out on other than his giant (stunt) cock

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7557 on: March 08, 2018, 08:48:37 AM »
I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.

Also, I’ve been on an X-Files binge since late-November/early-December and it has taken precedence over skating most days. I need to stop myself.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7558 on: March 08, 2018, 09:38:09 AM »
I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.

me neither including first movie cuz im not a nerd

ive also never seen any iron man movie or game of thrones but am asked on a daily (literally) basis about those two and how cool it is that i have that last name
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7559 on: March 08, 2018, 09:57:57 AM »
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I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.
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me neither including first movie cuz im not a nerd

ive also never seen any iron man movie or game of thrones but am asked on a daily (literally) basis about those two and how cool it is that i have that last name
straight man?