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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7620 on: March 08, 2018, 08:31:10 AM »
Wasn't there a dirty sanchez done in the Screech vid? That's all I recall people bugging out on other than his giant (stunt) cock

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7621 on: March 08, 2018, 08:48:37 AM »
I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.

Also, Iíve been on an X-Files binge since late-November/early-December and it has taken precedence over skating most days. I need to stop myself.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7622 on: March 08, 2018, 09:38:09 AM »
I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.

me neither including first movie cuz im not a nerd

ive also never seen any iron man movie or game of thrones but am asked on a daily (literally) basis about those two and how cool it is that i have that last name

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7623 on: March 08, 2018, 09:57:57 AM »
I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.

me neither including first movie cuz im not a nerd

ive also never seen any iron man movie or game of thrones but am asked on a daily (literally) basis about those two and how cool it is that i have that last name
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7624 on: March 08, 2018, 10:16:48 AM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7625 on: March 08, 2018, 10:34:31 AM »
straight man starks
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7626 on: March 08, 2018, 11:20:45 AM »
Wasn't there a dirty sanchez done in the Screech vid? That's all I recall people bugging out on other than his giant (stunt) cock

Yes, there was. I didn't want your question to go unanswered.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7627 on: March 08, 2018, 11:30:16 AM »
Wasn't there a dirty sanchez done in the Screech vid? That's all I recall people bugging out on other than his giant (stunt) cock

Yes, there was. I didn't want your question to go unanswered.
The dirty sanchez is the only part I've seen. Someone posted it on Slap. He was involved in some sort on conquest challenge as far as I could tell as he was tallying up what went down.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7628 on: March 08, 2018, 12:19:29 PM »
I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.

Also, Iíve been on an X-Files binge since late-November/early-December and it has taken precedence over skating most days. I need to stop myself.
The truth is out there

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7629 on: March 09, 2018, 07:42:21 AM »
I'd let Kellyanne Conway sit on my face


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7630 on: March 09, 2018, 09:00:04 AM »
I'd let Kellyanne Conway sit on my face


She'd probably be texting too.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7631 on: March 09, 2018, 10:18:54 AM »
That's fine

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7632 on: March 09, 2018, 11:31:32 AM »
if we're talking aides here, Hope Hicks could call me huckleberry

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7633 on: March 09, 2018, 06:32:34 PM »
I'd let Kellyanne Conway sit on my face



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7634 on: March 09, 2018, 09:00:45 PM »
Yall killing it more cougs please

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7635 on: March 10, 2018, 05:01:42 PM »
I'm kinda over slap, I just wanna fuck chicks and do psychedelics. What's happening to me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7636 on: March 10, 2018, 06:46:37 PM »
I'm kinda over slap, I just wanna fuck chicks and do psychedelics. What's happening to me.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7637 on: March 10, 2018, 07:25:01 PM »
I'm kinda over slap, I just wanna fuck chicks and do psychedelics. What's happening to me.
Alright then l8r fauxtawd

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7638 on: March 12, 2018, 03:47:13 PM »
Told the folks that the huge dent on the side of my car is from a hit and run when in all actuality it's from me hitting my drug-dealer's car on new years eve.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7639 on: March 12, 2018, 08:59:44 PM »
Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7640 on: March 13, 2018, 03:23:48 AM »
Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin

Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7641 on: March 13, 2018, 08:46:18 AM »
Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin

Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?

Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7642 on: March 13, 2018, 09:37:43 AM »
Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin

Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?

Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops

sibling rivalry bro. bawtawd is about to bump into the favorite child spot.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7643 on: March 13, 2018, 11:17:21 AM »
Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin

Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?

Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops

sibling rivalry bro. bawtawd is about to bump into the favorite child spot.

Exactly! And well played!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7644 on: March 13, 2018, 03:45:52 PM »
Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin

Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?

Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops

sibling rivalry bro. bawtawd is about to bump into the favorite child spot.

Exactly! And well played!
no this nigga don't even take em, only sometimes, he's all about his antidepressants. I figure they better in my hands. AND GABAPAENTIN IS NOT FUCKING GARBAGE OK!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7645 on: March 14, 2018, 01:24:18 AM »
Brother came back to visit from college first thing I did was raid his xanax and gabapentin

Gabapentin is garbage. Are you the real baw?

Obviously bawtawd would sell everything asides from the first 6 xanax.

Smooth smooth on making your bro withdrawal and look like an idiot in front of ma and pops

sibling rivalry bro. bawtawd is about to bump into the favorite child spot.

Exactly! And well played!
no this nigga don't even take em, only sometimes, he's all about his antidepressants. I figure they better in my hands. AND GABAPAENTIN IS NOT FUCKING GARBAGE OK!

Wrong, n00b.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7646 on: March 30, 2018, 04:24:10 PM »
I don't hate the Fast and Furious franchise.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7647 on: March 30, 2018, 05:52:17 PM »
I don't hate the Fast and Furious franchise.
Me neither. Paul walker is my gay crush, but after Tokyo drift you know that shit went downhill.

Me, I'm dealin with all sorts of shit, mentally, I ain't crazy I just need Benzos but these niggas ain't giving em, and got no money to buy em atm, feeling suicidal which is gay, so I been drinking. Walking like a cholo outta san Andreas cause some under knee injections fucked my shit up, a week later too. My back calfs have a burning bruised sensation, I be walkin on my knees. All that and a bag a fuckin chips.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7648 on: April 02, 2018, 12:21:58 PM »
I feel like after Tokyo Drift is when they really came into their own. Between 4 and 7 they tread the line between tongue in cheek and outrageous and really set the tone for the franchise.

The first is what it is, they made a car movie somewhat serious in tone.
The second is awful but at least it introduced Luda to the F&F world.
The third is so awful it's great. Every single thing that happens or line that is said contributes to the plot. There is 0 to embellish the story or world.
4-7 are probably peak for me. Just cheesy enough to be acceptable, just enough lines about family from Vin Diesel, loads of cool car stunts that fill in the bulk of the second half.
Fast 8 was okay.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7649 on: April 02, 2018, 12:27:01 PM »
I feel like after Tokyo Drift is when they really came into their own. Between 4 and 7 they tread the line between tongue in cheek and outrageous and really set the tone for the franchise.

The first is what it is, they made a car movie somewhat serious in tone.
The second is awful but at least it introduced Luda to the F&F world.
The third is so awful it's great. Every single thing that happens or line that is said contributes to the plot. There is 0 to embellish the story or world.
4-7 are probably peak for me. Just cheesy enough to be acceptable, just enough lines about family from Vin Diesel, loads of cool car stunts that fill in the bulk of the second half.
Fast 8 was okay.




I feel like the franchise peeked at number 5. That one was really good. Good story line, the return of Vince, the chase scene over the houses in Brazil, the addition of Dwayne Johnson and then with the cliffhanger ending of Letty still being alive was the icing on the cake. 4 gave you hope that they could pick things up after how shitty Tokyo drift was (Also agree that its so bad its good) 6 got a bit stale and anything after felt forced.
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