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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7650 on: May 02, 2018, 09:09:44 PM »
mods can you change bawtawds name to sweat prince
ima think of something

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7651 on: May 03, 2018, 12:09:04 PM »
After watching the Ghostbusters remake last night, I realized I'm really attracted to Melissa McCarthy.

she lost alot of weight, low key she just thicc now not fat. id def smash.

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« Reply #7652 on: May 03, 2018, 12:31:10 PM »
I would smash McCarthy, but I don't want to. However I would really like to smash Amy Schumer


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« Reply #7653 on: May 03, 2018, 02:26:22 PM »
like with a brick you mean?

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« Reply #7654 on: May 03, 2018, 03:02:12 PM »
like with a brick you mean?
no my penis

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« Reply #7655 on: May 04, 2018, 09:29:50 AM »
like with a brick you mean?

i dont get the burning hate people have for her, like shes not really funny i guess but i mean so arent alot of people who have much bigger careers. what did she do?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7656 on: May 04, 2018, 12:30:21 PM »
I'd plow em both

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« Reply #7657 on: May 04, 2018, 01:17:58 PM »
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« Reply #7658 on: May 04, 2018, 01:24:19 PM »

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« Reply #7659 on: May 04, 2018, 01:25:10 PM »
i'm kidding i don't care about either of them. i guess i find schumer mildly annoying

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« Reply #7660 on: May 04, 2018, 02:50:46 PM »
I’d never stick in my penis in anything that steals jokes.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7661 on: May 04, 2018, 04:48:11 PM »
You wouldn’t fuck Wecking ball?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7662 on: May 04, 2018, 04:57:17 PM »
You don’t fuck a wecking ball; a wecking ball fuck you.

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« Reply #7663 on: May 04, 2018, 05:18:27 PM »
Been with a girl that size,she got right on top and didn't quit. But her feet fucking stank

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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« Reply #7664 on: May 05, 2018, 07:41:44 AM »
I've stuck a bunch of girls like her and it was always a ton of fun and they were happy to be a part of the team.

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« Reply #7665 on: May 05, 2018, 08:58:49 PM »
Biggest turn on for me is when a girl has sharp canines, or a toof that grew on top of another.

I tried jerking off to anime porn but its just not for me.

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« Reply #7666 on: May 05, 2018, 10:31:12 PM »
Biggest turn on for me is when a girl has sharp canines, or a toof that grew on top of another.

I tried jerking off to anime porn but its just not for me.
So vampires and snaggletooths huh, try the fantasy/mythological section

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« Reply #7667 on: May 05, 2018, 10:33:07 PM »
Biggest turn on for me is when a girl has sharp canines, or a toof that grew on top of another.

I tried jerking off to anime porn but its just not for me.
This might interest http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=98879.120
 u also took the liberty of adding u to the arcives

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« Reply #7668 on: May 06, 2018, 02:29:20 AM »
Been with a girl that size,she got right on top and didn't quit. But her feet fucking stank

That's bad. I like feet, a lot.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7669 on: May 06, 2018, 02:32:00 PM »
I fuck a thick 45 MILF, I fucking love it! The sex is unreal when she drinks or we do coke (which we don't really do now because we get out of control), violent & dirty sex follows... She used to get off watching me shoot coke until the point of having no veins to shoot in. Done some pretty wild shit with her, but I fucking love her at the same time, I love her kids, I took care of her mom until the day she died.

She left on vacation last Sunday, after which I promptly relapsed & spent several hundred dollars smoking crack cocaine with some homeless people in Providence.

She's pissed now, although I didn't continue my binge after Sunday & all I want to do is go home...

She kicked me out of the house, I lost my fucking mind & have been hiding out in an empty house owned by my grandmother since Monday...

I just want to go home & have just been sending crazy emails to her without reading any replies... Guess I just gave my everything to this relationship, it's seriously like any other drug, it's an addiction. I'm addicted to the good feelings & praise that I can get out of her, but it's not like a game, it's only out of pure love.

I just rocked 2400 mgs of Gabapentin, so I'm like in a crazy trance zone that I have created for myself, writing basically a novel to my woman about how she will never find a partner that loves her & her family more than me, but I'm so scared to read any replies & I think she is coming home tomorrow. I just want to go back to normal, because my life is fucking lost without her... I'm in such a weird space that is so off the fucking rails, but at least I'm not out in the streets with the crack pipe or a needle...
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7670 on: May 07, 2018, 01:35:23 AM »
I fuck a thick 45 MILF, I fucking love it! The sex is unreal when she drinks or we do coke (which we don't really do now because we get out of control), violent & dirty sex follows... She used to get off watching me shoot coke until the point of having no veins to shoot in. Done some pretty wild shit with her, but I fucking love her at the same time, I love her kids, I took care of her mom until the day she died.

She left on vacation last Sunday, after which I promptly relapsed & spent several hundred dollars smoking crack cocaine with some homeless people in Providence.

She's pissed now, although I didn't continue my binge after Sunday & all I want to do is go home...

She kicked me out of the house, I lost my fucking mind & have been hiding out in an empty house owned by my grandmother since Monday...

I just want to go home & have just been sending crazy emails to her without reading any replies... Guess I just gave my everything to this relationship, it's seriously like any other drug, it's an addiction. I'm addicted to the good feelings & praise that I can get out of her, but it's not like a game, it's only out of pure love.

I just rocked 2400 mgs of Gabapentin, so I'm like in a crazy trance zone that I have created for myself, writing basically a novel to my woman about how she will never find a partner that loves her & her family more than me, but I'm so scared to read any replies & I think she is coming home tomorrow. I just want to go back to normal, because my life is fucking lost without her... I'm in such a weird space that is so off the fucking rails, but at least I'm not out in the streets with the crack pipe or a needle...
  That's some adult ass shit.  I feel like a kid again, holy fuck.
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« Reply #7671 on: May 07, 2018, 09:05:07 PM »
That's some adult ass shit.  I feel like a kid again, holy fuck.



Sounds fun goku but that don't sound like the most healthy relationship.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7672 on: May 09, 2018, 12:48:26 PM »
I literally do nothing at work..

I'm a graphic designer and internet manager at a local business. Unless told to design an advertisement or post something to social media, I hardly do anything. They think I'm working on projects and completing goals.. however they are wrong. Yesterday, for example.. I surfed the web all day long between reddit, slap, and youtube.. and accomplished absolutely nothing. Yet, I received praise for the work I have done and have gotten multiple raises since starting here.

Easiest job I have ever had, but I sorta feel bad.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7673 on: May 09, 2018, 01:29:52 PM »
I literally do nothing at work..

I'm a graphic designer and internet manager at a local business. Unless told to design an advertisement or post something to social media, I hardly do anything. They think I'm working on projects and completing goals.. however they are wrong. Yesterday, for example.. I surfed the web all day long between reddit, slap, and youtube.. and accomplished absolutely nothing. Yet, I received praise for the work I have done and have gotten multiple raises since starting here.

Easiest job I have ever had, but I sorta feel bad.
Except for Reddit everything about this post is awesome (I don't get Reddit). Unless you have some burning desire to do something this sounds like an ideal situation.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7674 on: May 09, 2018, 01:38:57 PM »
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I literally do nothing at work..

I'm a graphic designer and internet manager at a local business. Unless told to design an advertisement or post something to social media, I hardly do anything. They think I'm working on projects and completing goals.. however they are wrong. Yesterday, for example.. I surfed the web all day long between reddit, slap, and youtube.. and accomplished absolutely nothing. Yet, I received praise for the work I have done and have gotten multiple raises since starting here.

Easiest job I have ever had, but I sorta feel bad.
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Except for Reddit everything about this post is awesome (I don't get Reddit). Unless you have some burning desire to do something this sounds like an ideal situation.

I'm definitely lovin' it, but there's also a weird sense of guilt.

Reddit is awesome, you can really go down the rabbit hole there. As I was browsing yesterday, I found out about a Norwegian black metal band where the lead singer wanted to kill himself. He tried cutting his wrist but the blade was too dull, so he took a gun and shot himself in the forehead. Another band member finds him dead on the ground and decided to come back and take photos of his body before calling police. He later used the photo of the suicide for the next album cover, in addition to stealing fragments of his skull to make necklaces.

The whole band is pretty fucked, and I would not have known anything about it if it wasn't for reddit.

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_%22Dead%22_Ohlin)

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« Reply #7675 on: May 09, 2018, 02:05:37 PM »
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I literally do nothing at work..

I'm a graphic designer and internet manager at a local business. Unless told to design an advertisement or post something to social media, I hardly do anything. They think I'm working on projects and completing goals.. however they are wrong. Yesterday, for example.. I surfed the web all day long between reddit, slap, and youtube.. and accomplished absolutely nothing. Yet, I received praise for the work I have done and have gotten multiple raises since starting here.

Easiest job I have ever had, but I sorta feel bad.
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Except for Reddit everything about this post is awesome (I don't get Reddit). Unless you have some burning desire to do something this sounds like an ideal situation.
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I'm definitely lovin' it, but there's also a weird sense of guilt.

Reddit is awesome, you can really go down the rabbit hole there. As I was browsing yesterday, I found out about a Norwegian black metal band where the lead singer wanted to kill himself. He tried cutting his wrist but the blade was too dull, so he took a gun and shot himself in the forehead. Another band member finds him dead on the ground and decided to come back and take photos of his body before calling police. He later used the photo of the suicide for the next album cover, in addition to stealing fragments of his skull to make necklaces.

The whole band is pretty fucked, and I would not have known anything about it if it wasn't for reddit.

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_%22Dead%22_Ohlin)
Yeah, Mayhem. I'm sort of a low key Norwegian black metal fan (I'm really into it but have to moderate my listening- underlying mental health issues) and have definitely gone hard on Mayhem and Burzum documentaries. It's cool that Reddit got you there. Check out Gorgoroth and Dark Throne if you are into it. Lead singer of Gorgoroth has several convictions for assault including beating one guy and making him drink his own blood. He's now come out as gay and lives in a town named after his family that has about 20 residents. Black Metal is dead but it's history is fascinating.

I think you should use this spare time at work to work out if you have something you really want to do or if you have anything else you really want to do. If you don't and you're happy just collecting a cheque then more power to you.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7676 on: May 10, 2018, 05:32:02 AM »
I have pretty much the exact same situation at work and my only complaint is that my life is being wasted sitting here doing nothing when I could honestly get everything I need to get done in two hours, if that, and spend the rest of my time doing things I actually want to do. I'm starting to "work from home" on Fridays now, so at least I have that to look forward to.

They pay me enough to have a house and a car and my health benefits are good. I get "free" education and I don't have to hurt myself do get my work done.

I'm really bummed though that I just finished my first semester of grad school and I owe about $1500 for a class I got a 75% in. I need at least an 80% for it to be free and I struggled for that 75.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7677 on: May 10, 2018, 09:56:15 PM »
I work remotely at the moment so I can sympathize with both of you; some days I do absolutely nothing, others I'm more productive. I think the hardest thing (which SLAP warned me about) is not having coworkers around me. But yeah, I can go for skates or hit up the gym during my lunch break and my schedule is super flexible which lets me work around having a kid/ wife.

re: Black Metal - I have been intrigued with it for years (and often laughed at it when I was young and "punk") but you certainly couldn't make this shit up; early/ mid 90s  black metal scene is drama that no one could have ever predicted. I don't really listen to black metal though because I don't really get it's appeal (although dark throne did a few crust albums didn't they)? The characters though, fucking hell... seems you've already discovered Mayhem and Soda told you about Gaahl (who once tied up and tortured some guy in his forest abode because he was a homophobe) but yeah, Varg is one of the zaniest of them all and don't even get me started on youtube channel.

I nearly got stuck in this rabbit hole the other day:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nattramn
but this dude/ his deeds (whether true or not) just sound way too fucked up for me to even give them any energy let alone try and listen to the music...

I like my metal how it was supposed to be, thrashy with little to no drama!

tldr ridics black metal history lesson: http://www.metalinjection.net/lists/top-10-crimes-committed-black-metal-musicians/
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7678 on: May 11, 2018, 10:09:19 AM »
I worked from home before and hated it. I need a place to go to, lunch to eat and so on.

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« Reply #7679 on: May 13, 2018, 05:27:20 PM »
I worked from home before and hated it. I need a place to go to, lunch to eat and so on.
hence why I currently rent out a shared office, it's only $25 a week and it gives me a place to work so that when I'm finished I'm not stuck at my workplace (house), I can just close the computer and go home/ disconnect. Again, that was advice from Slap so I'm trying my best to make it work.

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