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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7740 on: May 10, 2018, 09:56:15 PM »
I work remotely at the moment so I can sympathize with both of you; some days I do absolutely nothing, others I'm more productive. I think the hardest thing (which SLAP warned me about) is not having coworkers around me. But yeah, I can go for skates or hit up the gym during my lunch break and my schedule is super flexible which lets me work around having a kid/ wife.

re: Black Metal - I have been intrigued with it for years (and often laughed at it when I was young and "punk") but you certainly couldn't make this shit up; early/ mid 90s  black metal scene is drama that no one could have ever predicted. I don't really listen to black metal though because I don't really get it's appeal (although dark throne did a few crust albums didn't they)? The characters though, fucking hell... seems you've already discovered Mayhem and Soda told you about Gaahl (who once tied up and tortured some guy in his forest abode because he was a homophobe) but yeah, Varg is one of the zaniest of them all and don't even get me started on youtube channel.

I nearly got stuck in this rabbit hole the other day:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nattramn
but this dude/ his deeds (whether true or not) just sound way too fucked up for me to even give them any energy let alone try and listen to the music...

I like my metal how it was supposed to be, thrashy with little to no drama!

tldr ridics black metal history lesson: http://www.metalinjection.net/lists/top-10-crimes-committed-black-metal-musicians/
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7741 on: May 11, 2018, 10:09:19 AM »
I worked from home before and hated it. I need a place to go to, lunch to eat and so on.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7742 on: May 13, 2018, 05:27:20 PM »
I worked from home before and hated it. I need a place to go to, lunch to eat and so on.
hence why I currently rent out a shared office, it's only $25 a week and it gives me a place to work so that when I'm finished I'm not stuck at my workplace (house), I can just close the computer and go home/ disconnect. Again, that was advice from Slap so I'm trying my best to make it work.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7743 on: May 13, 2018, 11:05:22 PM »
I worked from home before and hated it. I need a place to go to, lunch to eat and so on.
hence why I currently rent out a shared office, it's only $25 a week and it gives me a place to work so that when I'm finished I'm not stuck at my workplace (house), I can just close the computer and go home/ disconnect. Again, that was advice from Slap so I'm trying my best to make it work.

Sounds good if it works for you. Also, I love old Darkthrone but hate what they have become. Norwegian Black is deader than Dead.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7744 on: May 13, 2018, 11:33:45 PM »
Well I'm only in my second year of this remote working thing, I always said I'd try it for 3 years and then decide if it was going to be viable for me or not.

I honestly know nothing about the appeal of black metal but I do know that Fenriz should never ever be let near a mic to do vocals.
The opposite is true when it comes to interviews and his knowledge of metal history:

he's a funny fucker too!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7745 on: May 14, 2018, 08:14:38 AM »
I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7746 on: May 14, 2018, 09:36:12 AM »
I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
That don't impress me much

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7747 on: May 14, 2018, 09:46:03 AM »
I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
That don't impress me much

thats shania twain you asshole

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7748 on: May 14, 2018, 10:07:39 AM »
I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
That don't impress me much

thats shania twain you asshole
First cuts the deepest

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7749 on: May 14, 2018, 12:28:53 PM »
I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
That don't impress me much

thats shania twain you asshole
Shame on me for not knowing that, shame on you for knowing that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7750 on: May 14, 2018, 12:53:31 PM »
I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
That don't impress me much

thats shania twain you asshole
First cuts the deepest

If it makes me happy, it can't be that bad

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7751 on: May 16, 2018, 10:07:37 PM »
I know why all these ziggns wear hats down low now... hairline. I figured out the optical illusion cause I do it now, but its sexy though so I ain't tripping..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7752 on: May 21, 2018, 09:01:03 PM »
I went back and read my own old posts for like 30 minutes and laughed im fuckin hilarious

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7753 on: May 22, 2018, 06:05:21 AM »
I just shaved my head and now I look like Ryan Sheckler’s brother 🤫

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7754 on: May 22, 2018, 06:45:11 AM »
I just shaved my head and now I look like Ryan Sheckler’s brother 🤫
Your 81 supporter hang around shirt is in the mail

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7755 on: May 22, 2018, 01:00:55 PM »
These psycho women are harassing me and my family because my dad is in a mentally abusive relationship with one of them, we'll call her woman A. Woman B is Woman A's friend and does the harassing calls to me, my uncle, grandma, aunty and who knows how many others. I called the cops and notified my supervisor, but they can't really do anything until I tell them to "stop calling".

Dad is not well, his mind is so poisoned by these women that he can't think logically anymore. He's slowly adjusting to the fact that Woman A is pulling all the strings, but its taking too long. Whenever my dad tries to stop talking to woman A, she fills his head with lies and has Woman B make more threats to control him.

Next time woman B calls me, I have the annoying DJ airhorn sound effect ready to go and I'm going to blast it into the speaker.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7756 on: May 22, 2018, 01:12:02 PM »
haven't you seen chasing amy?
 the answer is a 3some man!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7757 on: May 22, 2018, 02:40:32 PM »
& I can't get a text back

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7758 on: May 22, 2018, 05:39:42 PM »
I just shaved my head and now I look like Ryan Sheckler’s brother 🤫
Your 81 supporter hang around shirt is in the mail
hahaha

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7759 on: June 05, 2018, 05:37:08 PM »
My mom is dating a 30 yr old alcoholic pile. No job. They met in rehab 5 months ago.  Influences her to be a worse alcoholic than she already is. He said some fucked up things to my sister Sunday, and also to my GF last week.  So on Sunday I rolled over there to see what he had to say. When I got to my moms apt and called out his name, he rushed me with a beer bottle and tried to hit me over the head with it, but he got tackled to the ground and choked out and socked up. He was slow and drunk so this is no accomplishment.
I left and was chilling at my sisters house when I get a call from my girl saying a detective was looking for me and trying to get a hold of me. I called him and was told that I was to be charged with felony aggravated assault, and to stay and wait where im at for an officer to come and get me. When they got there though, they instead took my statement and decided not to take me downtown. Apparently my mom and her bf changed the story and said I was the one wielding the bottle, hence the felony upgrade. Thankfully the responding the officer was somewhat understanding and seemed to realize there was some discrepancies in their statement. I was allowed to walk free and told to wait for charges to come in the mail.
Sucks to know my mom is willing to lie on her drunk ass bf's behalf in order to give her son a felony charge, I feel betrayed, hurt, angry, disappointed, and sad all in one breath.
The biggest L that I took from the scenario was when my mom scratched the fuck out of me and ripped off my favorite shirt when I was choking him out. You know that one shirt that you feel is lucky, fits perfect, that you skate extra good in? Yeah its gone. 
My weekend sucked basically.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7760 on: June 05, 2018, 07:00:53 PM »
fuck soup, that sucks mate...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7761 on: June 05, 2018, 07:24:11 PM »
Leave us alone we're in love.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7762 on: June 05, 2018, 08:17:26 PM »
Sorry to hear that soup. But, while she is family and you may have done your best you have to cut ties with people sometimes
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7763 on: June 05, 2018, 08:23:57 PM »
just think of this as stuff you can rap about later.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7764 on: June 06, 2018, 07:17:46 AM »
damn soup, i know exactly what shirt you’re taking about .. rip :'(

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7765 on: June 07, 2018, 07:52:15 AM »
My mom is dating a 30 yr old alcoholic pile. No job. They met in rehab 5 months ago.  Influences her to be a worse alcoholic than she already is. He said some fucked up things to my sister Sunday, and also to my GF last week.  So on Sunday I rolled over there to see what he had to say. When I got to my moms apt and called out his name, he rushed me with a beer bottle and tried to hit me over the head with it, but he got tackled to the ground and choked out and socked up. He was slow and drunk so this is no accomplishment.
I left and was chilling at my sisters house when I get a call from my girl saying a detective was looking for me and trying to get a hold of me. I called him and was told that I was to be charged with felony aggravated assault, and to stay and wait where im at for an officer to come and get me. When they got there though, they instead took my statement and decided not to take me downtown. Apparently my mom and her bf changed the story and said I was the one wielding the bottle, hence the felony upgrade. Thankfully the responding the officer was somewhat understanding and seemed to realize there was some discrepancies in their statement. I was allowed to walk free and told to wait for charges to come in the mail.
Sucks to know my mom is willing to lie on her drunk ass bf's behalf in order to give her son a felony charge, I feel betrayed, hurt, angry, disappointed, and sad all in one breath.
The biggest L that I took from the scenario was when my mom scratched the fuck out of me and ripped off my favorite shirt when I was choking him out. You know that one shirt that you feel is lucky, fits perfect, that you skate extra good in? Yeah its gone. 
My weekend sucked basically.

You'll probably be alright I wouldn't sweat it on the legal end. Detectives deal with that shit all the time and within a few minutes of talking to you, if that, I'm sure he knew what was up with the drunks. Even if you were to just walk into your mom's house and beat him up you wouldn't get in as much trouble as you would think. I wouldn't worry too much about charges. The rest... sux I dunno. Worry about yourself though, not them. Some people you can't help.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7766 on: June 09, 2018, 07:20:22 PM »
I don't even skate anymore, except sometims

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7767 on: June 09, 2018, 07:44:27 PM »
I don't even skate anymore, except sometims
So then you do skate.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7768 on: June 10, 2018, 02:04:40 AM »
I don't even skate anymore, except sometims
So then you do skate.

My masseuse girl laid into me pretty firm last time I went, she started in on my hips and butt cheeks after my back, and I honestly thought I was going to cum so hard with how it felt. That was the first time ever for such a feeling too,tipped her good but no thug life naked happy ending
I predict butt play in you near future.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7769 on: June 10, 2018, 03:21:56 AM »
I don't even skate anymore, except sometims
So then you do skate.

My masseuse girl laid into me pretty firm last time I went, she started in on my hips and butt cheeks after my back, and I honestly thought I was going to cum so hard with how it felt. That was the first time ever for such a feeling too,tipped her good but no thug life naked happy ending
I predict butt play in you near future.

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