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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7680 on: May 13, 2018, 11:05:22 PM »
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I worked from home before and hated it. I need a place to go to, lunch to eat and so on.
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hence why I currently rent out a shared office, it's only $25 a week and it gives me a place to work so that when I'm finished I'm not stuck at my workplace (house), I can just close the computer and go home/ disconnect. Again, that was advice from Slap so I'm trying my best to make it work.

Sounds good if it works for you. Also, I love old Darkthrone but hate what they have become. Norwegian Black is deader than Dead.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7681 on: May 13, 2018, 11:33:45 PM »
Well I'm only in my second year of this remote working thing, I always said I'd try it for 3 years and then decide if it was going to be viable for me or not.

I honestly know nothing about the appeal of black metal but I do know that Fenriz should never ever be let near a mic to do vocals.
The opposite is true when it comes to interviews and his knowledge of metal history:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9-5urh814s
he's a funny fucker too!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7682 on: May 14, 2018, 08:14:38 AM »
I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7683 on: May 14, 2018, 09:36:12 AM »
I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
That don't impress me much

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7684 on: May 14, 2018, 09:46:03 AM »
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I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
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That don't impress me much

thats shania twain you asshole

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7685 on: May 14, 2018, 10:07:39 AM »
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I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
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That don't impress me much
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thats shania twain you asshole
First cuts the deepest

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7686 on: May 14, 2018, 12:28:53 PM »
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I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
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That don't impress me much
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thats shania twain you asshole
Shame on me for not knowing that, shame on you for knowing that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7687 on: May 14, 2018, 12:53:31 PM »
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I've realized that I like more than just a couple Sheryl Crow songs.
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That don't impress me much
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thats shania twain you asshole
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First cuts the deepest

If it makes me happy, it can't be that bad

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7688 on: May 16, 2018, 10:07:37 PM »
I know why all these ziggns wear hats down low now... hairline. I figured out the optical illusion cause I do it now, but its sexy though so I ain't tripping..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7689 on: May 21, 2018, 09:01:03 PM »
I went back and read my own old posts for like 30 minutes and laughed im fuckin hilarious

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7690 on: May 22, 2018, 06:05:21 AM »
I just shaved my head and now I look like Ryan Sheckler’s brother 🤫

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7691 on: May 22, 2018, 06:45:11 AM »
I just shaved my head and now I look like Ryan Sheckler’s brother 🤫
Your 81 supporter hang around shirt is in the mail

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7692 on: May 22, 2018, 01:00:55 PM »
These psycho women are harassing me and my family because my dad is in a mentally abusive relationship with one of them, we'll call her woman A. Woman B is Woman A's friend and does the harassing calls to me, my uncle, grandma, aunty and who knows how many others. I called the cops and notified my supervisor, but they can't really do anything until I tell them to "stop calling".

Dad is not well, his mind is so poisoned by these women that he can't think logically anymore. He's slowly adjusting to the fact that Woman A is pulling all the strings, but its taking too long. Whenever my dad tries to stop talking to woman A, she fills his head with lies and has Woman B make more threats to control him.

Next time woman B calls me, I have the annoying DJ airhorn sound effect ready to go and I'm going to blast it into the speaker.
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7693 on: May 22, 2018, 01:12:02 PM »
haven't you seen chasing amy?
 the answer is a 3some man!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7694 on: May 22, 2018, 02:40:32 PM »
& I can't get a text back

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7695 on: May 22, 2018, 05:39:42 PM »
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I just shaved my head and now I look like Ryan Sheckler’s brother 🤫
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Your 81 supporter hang around shirt is in the mail
hahaha

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7696 on: June 05, 2018, 05:37:08 PM »
My mom is dating a 30 yr old alcoholic pile. No job. They met in rehab 5 months ago.  Influences her to be a worse alcoholic than she already is. He said some fucked up things to my sister Sunday, and also to my GF last week.  So on Sunday I rolled over there to see what he had to say. When I got to my moms apt and called out his name, he rushed me with a beer bottle and tried to hit me over the head with it, but he got tackled to the ground and choked out and socked up. He was slow and drunk so this is no accomplishment.
I left and was chilling at my sisters house when I get a call from my girl saying a detective was looking for me and trying to get a hold of me. I called him and was told that I was to be charged with felony aggravated assault, and to stay and wait where im at for an officer to come and get me. When they got there though, they instead took my statement and decided not to take me downtown. Apparently my mom and her bf changed the story and said I was the one wielding the bottle, hence the felony upgrade. Thankfully the responding the officer was somewhat understanding and seemed to realize there was some discrepancies in their statement. I was allowed to walk free and told to wait for charges to come in the mail.
Sucks to know my mom is willing to lie on her drunk ass bf's behalf in order to give her son a felony charge, I feel betrayed, hurt, angry, disappointed, and sad all in one breath.
The biggest L that I took from the scenario was when my mom scratched the fuck out of me and ripped off my favorite shirt when I was choking him out. You know that one shirt that you feel is lucky, fits perfect, that you skate extra good in? Yeah its gone. 
My weekend sucked basically.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7697 on: June 05, 2018, 07:00:53 PM »
fuck soup, that sucks mate...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7698 on: June 05, 2018, 07:24:11 PM »
Leave us alone we're in love.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7699 on: June 05, 2018, 08:17:26 PM »
Sorry to hear that soup. But, while she is family and you may have done your best you have to cut ties with people sometimes
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7700 on: June 05, 2018, 08:23:57 PM »
just think of this as stuff you can rap about later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ShWGyC408I

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7701 on: June 06, 2018, 07:17:46 AM »
damn soup, i know exactly what shirt you’re taking about .. rip :'(
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7702 on: June 07, 2018, 07:52:15 AM »
My mom is dating a 30 yr old alcoholic pile. No job. They met in rehab 5 months ago.  Influences her to be a worse alcoholic than she already is. He said some fucked up things to my sister Sunday, and also to my GF last week.  So on Sunday I rolled over there to see what he had to say. When I got to my moms apt and called out his name, he rushed me with a beer bottle and tried to hit me over the head with it, but he got tackled to the ground and choked out and socked up. He was slow and drunk so this is no accomplishment.
I left and was chilling at my sisters house when I get a call from my girl saying a detective was looking for me and trying to get a hold of me. I called him and was told that I was to be charged with felony aggravated assault, and to stay and wait where im at for an officer to come and get me. When they got there though, they instead took my statement and decided not to take me downtown. Apparently my mom and her bf changed the story and said I was the one wielding the bottle, hence the felony upgrade. Thankfully the responding the officer was somewhat understanding and seemed to realize there was some discrepancies in their statement. I was allowed to walk free and told to wait for charges to come in the mail.
Sucks to know my mom is willing to lie on her drunk ass bf's behalf in order to give her son a felony charge, I feel betrayed, hurt, angry, disappointed, and sad all in one breath.
The biggest L that I took from the scenario was when my mom scratched the fuck out of me and ripped off my favorite shirt when I was choking him out. You know that one shirt that you feel is lucky, fits perfect, that you skate extra good in? Yeah its gone. 
My weekend sucked basically.

You'll probably be alright I wouldn't sweat it on the legal end. Detectives deal with that shit all the time and within a few minutes of talking to you, if that, I'm sure he knew what was up with the drunks. Even if you were to just walk into your mom's house and beat him up you wouldn't get in as much trouble as you would think. I wouldn't worry too much about charges. The rest... sux I dunno. Worry about yourself though, not them. Some people you can't help.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7703 on: June 09, 2018, 07:20:22 PM »
I don't even skate anymore, except sometims

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7704 on: June 09, 2018, 07:44:27 PM »
I don't even skate anymore, except sometims
So then you do skate.

My masseuse girl laid into me pretty firm last time I went, she started in on my hips and butt cheeks after my back, and I honestly thought I was going to cum so hard with how it felt. That was the first time ever for such a feeling too,tipped her good but no thug life naked happy ending

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7705 on: June 10, 2018, 02:04:40 AM »
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I don't even skate anymore, except sometims
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So then you do skate.

My masseuse girl laid into me pretty firm last time I went, she started in on my hips and butt cheeks after my back, and I honestly thought I was going to cum so hard with how it felt. That was the first time ever for such a feeling too,tipped her good but no thug life naked happy ending
I predict butt play in you near future.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7706 on: June 10, 2018, 03:21:56 AM »
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I don't even skate anymore, except sometims
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So then you do skate.

My masseuse girl laid into me pretty firm last time I went, she started in on my hips and butt cheeks after my back, and I honestly thought I was going to cum so hard with how it felt. That was the first time ever for such a feeling too,tipped her good but no thug life naked happy ending
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I predict butt play in you near future.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7707 on: June 10, 2018, 03:53:12 AM »
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I don't even skate anymore, except sometims
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So then you do skate.

My masseuse girl laid into me pretty firm last time I went, she started in on my hips and butt cheeks after my back, and I honestly thought I was going to cum so hard with how it felt. That was the first time ever for such a feeling too,tipped her good but no thug life naked happy ending
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I predict butt play in you near rear future.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7708 on: June 10, 2018, 06:07:43 AM »
I've had enough fingers and cameras in my ass uncomfortably when I was going through cancer treatment,pretttty sure I'm good. Haha a massage would probably be as far as I'd go,sorry pals!


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7709 on: June 11, 2018, 01:53:21 PM »
i judge ppl by their area code on their phone
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?