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straight

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7830 on: July 11, 2018, 05:06:55 PM »
i love the self checkout discount

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7831 on: July 11, 2018, 07:09:37 PM »
Really bummed on myself as a person lately, feel myself becoming a huge piece of shit

Are you socializing with the right people? Being friends with dickheads can really affect your self opinion.

I struggle with the peice of shit thing a lot too. Give yourself credit for whatever you’ve been able to do right so far in life.

If all else fails remember that some people actually still don’t know how or when to pull out


My confession is that I farted outside next to a coworker, and he started retching because he thought a sewer pipe was open (it was a hangover fart). I just said “Yeah, I saw it” and he kept trying to hold his breath while we were walking

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7832 on: July 11, 2018, 08:28:50 PM »
i love the self checkout discount

You mean customer appreciation day? I'm a fan. Especially if there's something real heavy on the bottom of the cart and I really don't want to lift it up to the scanner.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7833 on: July 12, 2018, 08:31:18 AM »
i get diarrhea like everyday.  I eat surprisingly well, and feel great otherwise, but i show up to work every morning with the hot snakes

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7834 on: July 14, 2018, 12:49:41 AM »
I'm watching sailor moon.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7835 on: July 14, 2018, 05:43:19 AM »
I'm watching sailor moon.

my girlfriend cosplayed as a character from sailor moon once and it was just so nice
Everything I've ever done has been on drugs

bawtawdinfinity

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7836 on: July 15, 2018, 02:03:50 AM »
Its time, final focus, place is tired
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7837 on: July 15, 2018, 05:24:40 AM »
Its time, final focus, place is tired

You'll be back.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7838 on: July 16, 2018, 02:16:16 PM »
Its time, final focus, place is tired

You'll be back.
I though it only took 8 minutes.  Missed the am/pm switch at first.