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butt hole slam
« on: December 15, 2012, 05:31:46 PM »
was skating a mini today when I slipped out and slammed on my right ass cheek and the force of my body sliding left ripped open my ass hole it felt like tore it in half but its intact, anybody ever have this happens my asshole hurts so bad and I don't know how to make it go away.

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 06:38:57 PM »
Just massage it gently.

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 06:54:01 PM »

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 08:23:36 PM »
I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS CHICK FROM THE TV NEWS. SOMETIMES I WRITE TO HER.I THINK SHE LIKES ME .

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2012, 06:33:25 AM »
You should go to the pharmacy and pick up some Anus Repair Salve, it's usually either next to the shampoo bottles or candles.   When you pay for it give the cashier a sob story about your silly little T Rex arms and tell them that you'll throw in a fiver if they'll do the honors and apply it to your blown out balloon knot.

Godspeed.

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2012, 08:50:47 AM »
Duct Tape.

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2012, 09:43:42 AM »
Stick ice in it.

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2013, 10:15:43 PM »


Give it some Good Vibrations!




HAHA just noticed your name is Tranny Monster.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2013, 10:17:18 PM by JamesNtheGntPch »

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2013, 07:30:28 PM »
i'd love to read GAY's contribution.

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2013, 07:52:48 PM »
NOW SHES IGNORING ME.FALLING OUT OF LOVE FEELS SO GOOD

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2013, 08:00:12 PM »
 :D
HELL YEAH IM TOO FAST FOR LOVE BITCH


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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2013, 07:25:23 PM »
You should go to the pharmacy and pick up some Anus Repair Salve, it's usually either next to the shampoo bottles or candles.   When you pay for it give the cashier a sob story about your silly little T Rex arms and tell them that you'll throw in a fiver if they'll do the honors and apply it to your blown out balloon knot.

Godspeed.

too good


HOUSTON, TEXAS!

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2013, 10:57:48 AM »
I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS CHICK FROM THE TV NEWS. SOMETIMES I WRITE TO HER.I THINK SHE LIKES ME .
NOW SHES IGNORING ME.FALLING OUT OF LOVE FEELS SO GOOD


JUST FOUND OUT SHES BEEN REPLACED BY AN EVEN PRETTIER GIRL.I TRIED TO WARN HER
http://home.pacific.net.hk/~rebylee/text/prince/contents.html

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2013, 03:39:19 PM »
Take a big dump

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Re: butt hole slam
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2013, 06:24:36 PM »
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